Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

[Slappy McGherkin]

not sure if it's a good idea for her to sit on some train tracks even with ample time to react from a train screaming its horn as it barrels closer and closer. not only is she putting herself at risk she's also going to get the other 4 people it takes to heave her up and push her off the tracks killed

C'mon... a Union Pacific locomotive wouldn't stand a chance against this immovable object.

 

[Damn Near]

Hope the next train coming has a cow-catcher on the front

 

[sperginity]

And what the hell is a "silent" migraine?

I think it might be a painless migraine. These happen because of the exact same vascular issues that cause regular migraines, but the location of the blood vessels affected result in vision problems instead of pain. It is pretty freaky, the vision loss only goes on for about 20 minutes. They have the same predrome/postdrome as other migraines (so fatigue/nausea). I believe it is something like 3-6% of people who have this type of temporary vision loss have painless migraine.

 

[headlikeafckngorange]

This is the most entertaining thread in the AL subforum since pics & gifs.

 

[Moonpie]

Her on that horse

The perfect Amber walking music should be tuba/circus theme from vid posted above.

 

[W00K #17]

Agreed, these women are hysterical.

I can only imagine the look of their face when they find out they've made it to the farms as well.

 

[Chamaelirium]

I wish people (not you specifically but just in general) would quit emphasizing "hulthy" food. All that does is give the fatties an excuse. It doesn't matter if you eat healthy food or absolute garbage food. All that matters is that you not eat more calories than you burn. And yes, ladies of FB and Reddit, liquid calories from Starbucks and alcohol count.

A true and honest skinny legend who proved its calories, not food, that matters:

“
CNN) -- Twinkies. Nutty bars. Powdered donuts.

For 10 weeks, Mark Haub, a professor of human nutrition at Kansas State University, ate one of these sugary cakelets every three hours, instead of meals. To add variety in his steady stream of Hostess and Little Debbie snacks, Haub munched on Doritos chips, sugary cereals and Oreos, too.

His premise: That in weight loss, pure calorie counting is what matters most -- not the nutritional value of the food.

The premise held up: On his "convenience store diet," he shed 27 pounds in two months.

For a class project, Haub limited himself to less than 1,800 calories a day. A man of Haub's pre-dieting size usually consumes about 2,600 calories daily. So he followed a basic principle of weight loss: He consumed significantly fewer calories than he burned.

His body mass index went from 28.8, considered overweight, to 24.9, which is normal. He now weighs 174 pounds.

But you might expect other indicators of health would have suffered. Not so.

Haub's "bad" cholesterol, or LDL, dropped 20 percent and his "good" cholesterol, or HDL, increased by 20 percent. He reduced the level of triglycerides, which are a form of fat, by 39 percent.”

Twinkie diet helps nutrition professor lose 27 pounds

Twinkies. Nutty bars. Powdered donuts.

www.cnn.com

 

[clusterfuckk]

A true skinny legend who proved its calories, not food, that matters:
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“
CNN) -- Twinkies. Nutty bars. Powdered donuts.

For 10 weeks, Mark Haub, a professor of human nutrition at Kansas State University, ate one of these sugary cakelets every three hours, instead of meals. To add variety in his steady stream of Hostess and Little Debbie snacks, Haub munched on Doritos chips, sugary cereals and Oreos, too.

His premise: That in weight loss, pure calorie counting is what matters most -- not the nutritional value of the food.

The premise held up: On his "convenience store diet," he shed 27 pounds in two months.

For a class project, Haub limited himself to less than 1,800 calories a day. A man of Haub's pre-dieting size usually consumes about 2,600 calories daily. So he followed a basic principle of weight loss: He consumed significantly fewer calories than he burned.

His body mass index went from 28.8, considered overweight, to 24.9, which is normal. He now weighs 174 pounds.

But you might expect other indicators of health would have suffered. Not so.

Haub's "bad" cholesterol, or LDL, dropped 20 percent and his "good" cholesterol, or HDL, increased by 20 percent. He reduced the level of triglycerides, which are a form of fat, by 39 percent.”

Twinkie diet helps nutrition professor lose 27 pounds

Twinkies. Nutty bars. Powdered donuts.

www.cnn.com

It’s like the 5 bite diet that some doctor (I think) invented and actually practiced it himself. The guy lost weight eating fucking snickers bars. They were just under 1000 calories I think and he lost weight.

 

[Anal birth]

The worst thing they do on the FB group is posting DMs that they sent AL of them ranting and rambling that AL hasn't even read, let alone responded to. And they all just want asspats and likes from their fellow morbidly obese online friendos for telling AL the same thing she's been told a million times.

I really think it ruins the whole experience seeing as they just keep her wound up and on edge all the time. If she gets called out it needs to be periodically and something that can embarrass her like the whole mobility scooter lah.

 

[C3PBRO]

The worst thing they do on the FB group is posting DMs that they sent AL of them ranting and rambling that AL hasn't even read, let alone responded to. And they all just want asspats and likes from their fellow morbidly obese online friendos for telling AL the same thing she's been told a million times.

It's so masturbatory and attention seeking. But what's even worse is when they post a screenshot of them about to send big al a snarky snapchat/DM/whatever with the caption "should i send it????? lol?? ??" These bitches want asspats for not even wèening, but considering wèening.

It really doesn't look that different on you, which should be a huge fucking concern. You are fat.

 

[mental gymnastics]

It's so masturbatory and attention seeking. But what's even worse is when they post a screenshot of them about to send big al a snarky snapchat/DM/whatever with the caption "should i send it????? lol?? ??" These bitches want asspats for not even wèening, but considering wèening.

It really doesn't look that different on you, which should be a huge fucking concern. You are fat.

“I’m a size 2”

No, you’re a size 2X.
Bitch sounds as deluded as Amber in her Torrid hauls.

 

[89elbees]

I'm so glad someone finally made a thread on this. ALR has been so boring the past year or so that I've genuinely found the haters on Facebook more entertaining.

 

[ADHD]

“I’m a size 2”

No, you’re a size 2X.
Bitch sounds as deluded as Amber in her Torrid hauls.

This is further proof that Torrid's vanity sizing feeds fatty delusions.

It doesn't matter if you wear a size 1, or a size 2. Torrid makes clothes for fat women. If you can shop at Torrid and get clothes that fit you properly, you are fucking fat. Even their size 00 is made for a waist of 32 inches, ffs.

 

[THOTto]

@Chamaelirium stop promoting your thread all over the sub. there’s interest, stop shitting up threads to jerk yourself off. Christ I’m glad it’s contained but if people wanna post, they’ll post. If someone doesn’t know where to post content it’s fine, but you come off as much of a faggot as the fatties you’re mocking.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

@Chamaelirium stop promoting your thread all over the sub. there’s interest, stop shitting up threads to jerk yourself off. Christ I’m glad it’s contained but if people wanna post, they’ll post. If someone doesn’t know where to post content it’s fine, but you come off as much of a faggot as the fatties you’re mocking.

Thanks for saying what I was already thinking but wasn't quite sure how to articulate.

Like 2 months ago we had discussed en masse whether we wanted a dedicated thread for FB bitches and Reddit tards and semi-unofficially voted almost unanimously that a whole thread for this stuff would've been unnessecary. Just keep sticking the screencaps in the Hater Nation thread where they've always been posted.

Buuuttttt.....whatever. A Reddit thread is here now and it exists I guess cause some newfag wanted to, idk, have their moment? I'm all for laughing at the Fat obese middle aged losers on SM who think they are the QUEENS of Amberland and all, don't get me wrong fam. Just have a touch more tact next time that's all.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

stop shitting up threads to jerk yourself off.

It’s called karma-farming, haydur. They need validation in the form of likes and winner badges

 

[THOTto]

It’s called karma-farming, haydur. They need validation in the form of likes and winner badges

Well then, may I suggest going to my totally cool best friend @NOT Sword Fighter Super who is the absolute best at helping people get positive ratings and attention. He’s very polite and helpful and after all ratings do tell you how much value you have as a person.

 

[Meygen]

And the award for "most punchable face"
goes to.....

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Well then, may I suggest going to my totally cool best friend @NOT Sword Fighter Super who is the absolute best at helping people get positive ratings and attention. He’s very polite and helpful and after all ratings do tell you how much value you have as a person.

My ratings score has kept me from swallowing a bullet on multiple occasions.
I'm kidding, only tards actually give a shit about ratings.

 

[Chamaelirium]

And the award for "most punchable face"
goes to..... View attachment 1003698

Off topic a bit, but BDSM inspired straps and webbing making their way to everyday women's wear was an awful trend that is especially horrifying on Torrid clothing. The torrid chest flair on clothing is universally awful. They should stick to clean silhouettes without little lace and webbing chestpiece ~flairs~