Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[Duke-Diggler]

You are still making stuff up. Cons don't do that either. Most cons have clauses that guests can't appear at other shows in X distance within X days.

It is up to the guest or agent to make sure there are no conflicts, not the con.

I am guessing this reasoning is why your cons are akin to Dashcon, because successful and large cons require communications in order to run effectively.

Do you also have ballpits in your conventions too?

 

[Mister Y]

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So sending "a request" is a threat?
Fuck, I've been threatened quite a lot during my career by both all my superiors and all my clients it seems...

 

[MadPanda]

First up, 4 fucking pages in 30 minutes? Slow the fuck down with this fucking spergery.
Second, since Shane Groomberg graced the farms with his repugnant presence, safe to assume faggotry is afoot?

I did ask earlier if it was damage control or distraction, but then again maybe he is just drunk. I dunno has he asked anyone to fight him IRL yet?

 

[teriyakiburns]

Why isn't Shane banned yet?

We are but waterbears in null's weebquarium, and shane is the gruel he feeds to us, that he may watch us dance.

That's why.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Oh, they sent their rodeo clown back in.

Of course he's nothing but hot air and huffing and puffing about things. Things like TUG, which literally nobody cares about but hee hee hoo hoo low hanging fruit. The only thing hanging lower than making comments about TUG (which has already been exhausted, mind you) is your dignity which brings you back here again to provide absolutely nothing of value to make yourself feel good about something.

The fact that such simple comments get you going like an asthmatic is very telling. But keep going, I'm not going to stop you.

 

[LawTwitter is Dumb]

Why isn't Shane banned yet? He never has anything of value to add and talking to him is absolutely pointless. He only comes here to damage control or to attempt gay ops. He isn't even funny.

We're waiting for him to give us his secret shoe recipe.

 

[Duke-Diggler]

We are but waterbears in null's weebquarium, and shane is the gruel he feeds to us, that he may watch us dance.

That's why.

I don't want shane to be banned, he provides endless entertainment when he flails around like a sperg.

 

[theworstkindofeurofag]

Also, @Shane_Yes_That_One please don't lock up your dogs in these small kennels. If you can't handle German shepherds, give them away (actually forgot if you had one or two dogs). Seeing them locked up like that hurt my soul. Maybe don't keep dogs if you're living in a small ass trailer.

 

[LawTwitter is Dumb]

'we also do not tolerate shaming women based on what they are wearing'

that sound like a rule for his con

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This should apply to men also, since Shane shamed a guy for wearing a, was it a Markiplier shirt? But followed him around let him buy things then said he was banned before he came in and should leave like an hour after he was already in the Dash Con Parody Con

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Intentionally crossposting because:


Dear God, I hope he wasn't the one who passed out candy to trick-or-treaters, that he instead remained holed up in his corner so he couldn't auction his child bride at the door.

He wasn't giving out candy, he had a snack tray with pamphlets about "enthusiastic consent" to give to everyone.

The only enthusiastic consent people give is the one where they enthusiastically consent to never go near his house again considering what he feels is appropriate conduct towards young people.

 

[Mr. Sandwiches]

I get the envy that none of you have a show, power, or really a say in anything. That is why you all hide out on the farms since the rest of the world won't have you.

Shane, sweetheart, we see your desperation in trying to have any residual hold on your life. Your weight, your hair, your eyesight, your hygiene. You've tried very hard to hold onto the lot of things. Including relevance in a niche industry that hardly would care if you dropped dead tonight.

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

Also, @Shane_Yes_That_One please don't lock up your dogs in these small kennels. If you can't handle German shepherds, give them away (actually forgot if you had one or two dogs). Seeing them locked up like that hurt my soul. Maybe don't keep dogs if you're living in a small ass trailer.

Small kennel? They don't make bigger ones. He can fully stand up in it and it is almost twice his length.

However, props for caring about things like that.

 

[LawTwitter is Dumb]

Small kennel? They don't make bigger ones. He can fully stand up in it and it is almost twice his length.

However, props for caring about things like that.

Now im curious Shoeberg, why should you be allowed at cons and run cons when you admitted to doing worse things then Vic in the past? You aren't better, you are much much worse, now don't say "i've changed and learned" cause you obviously haven't. You're the same old, grooming, manipulative, piece of shit you were years ago, you and Ron are basically interchangeable, just you probably weigh 3 times as much as Ron.

But please answer, I want to see what bullshit you're going to pull out of your ass.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Small kennel? They don't make bigger ones. He can fully stand up in it and it is almost twice his length.

However, props for caring about things like that.

You should care as much about the next child you groom to be your next spouse after you divorce your current one for getting too old. Also, learning how to actually fight, given how much shit you talk and the threats you make.

 

[Rondo Richter Belmont]

Your first statement answers the second. It is wrong to shame any girl/woman based on nothing but their choice of clothing. Do you go out on Halloween night and intentionally slut shame the 7 and 8 year old girls Vic flirts with just because of their costume?

Isn’t it your job to cruise around the con you run, and go on search for a new prospect wife once you’re an old geriatric fuck? You know, after your wife leaves you because Sketchers aren’t a fulfilling meal to raise a child on and abusing the furniture is the ravings of a lunatic.

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

On second thought, yall prob should ban me. It occurs to me you are mostly a

Now im curious Shoeberg, why should you be allowed at cons and run cons when you admitted to doing worse things then Vic in the past? You aren't better, you are much much worse, now don't say "i've changed and learned" cause you obviously haven't. You're the same old, grooming, manipulative, piece of shit you were years ago, you and Ron are basically interchangeable, just you probably weigh 3 times as much as Ron.

But please answer, I want to see what bullshit you're going to pull out of your ass.

Because some of us were successful in life and can afford to run them.

It is really cool reason why I don't give a shit what anyone on this site says. A really simple point.

None of you Vic or Nick supporters have any power to change anything. You are all basically meaningless, and if you all disappeared tomorrow, there would literally be cheers from around the world. That is how pathetic your existences are. You all sit around joking about everyone else, not realizing the entire rest of the world is joking about you.

 

[Duke-Diggler]

Small kennel? They don't make bigger ones. He can fully stand up in it and it is almost twice his length.

However, props for caring about things like that.

You own two LARGE dogs that require LARGE areas for them to roam.

Locking them up in small kennels is animal abuse.

 

[theworstkindofeurofag]

Small kennel? They don't make bigger ones. He can fully stand up in it and it is almost twice his length.

However, props for caring about things like that.

Well, I just hope you

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Damn, several of you boomered your posts here including our esteemed rodeo clown.

Don't fire off prematurely, fellas.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Why isn't Shane banned yet? He never has anything of value to add and talking to him is absolutely pointless. He only comes here to damage control or to attempt gay ops. He isn't even funny.

Because he hasn't broken any rules since coming here? Sure, every single is followed with massive sperging and shitting up of threads, but this topic alone could lose about half of its pages without anything of value being lost because we shit it up ourselves. So long as he follows the rules of the forum, he's allowed to come here and antagonize others/defend himself if he wants, nobody gives two flying fucks about him either way.