Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

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"I am quite clearly looking at a girl here"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Says the fat, balding gnome who looks in the mirror and swears he sees a lithe, buxom young woman with flowing red hair. :story: :story: :story:


How dare that Brianna Wu, a True and Honest Cis Woman, talk over Violet Hargrave, a True and Honest Trans Woman! THE UNMITIGATED GALL!
 
If Jake's so good at egg identification, that's incredible. Maybe he'd like to put his skills to the test with a selection of high school yearbook pages containing a deep-stealth egg. If he can spot the trans person more frequently than chance would indicate, I'd be shocked. Of course, he'd probably just shrug and say that his pick was probably also trans, since it's so common.
 
Quite the manly statement there. John punching equilaterally while thinking he's punching up is the lolz.

It was better than that. Wu had enough interaction with CON in its early days to know that she was punching down. It was a 100% intentional "know your place" comment from Wu.
 
It was better than that. Wu had enough interaction with CON in its early days to know that she was punching down. It was a 100% intentional "know your place" comment from Wu.

Interactions between those two are layered with irony. You have the actual tranny who refuses to admit it in public, despite having done all the "right" things from the tranny playbook and actually transitioning irl, along with the bearded fat man who has done jack fucking shit in reality to transition while publicly claiming to be the tranniest tranny who ever trannied on Twitter.
 
Interactions between those two are layered with irony. You have the actual tranny who refuses to admit it in public, despite having done all the "right" things from the tranny playbook and actually transitioning irl, along with the bearded fat man who has done jack fucking shit in reality to transition while publicly claiming to be the tranniest tranny who ever trannied on Twitter.

So if we fused Brianna Wu and Jake Alley, we'd get the perfect troon? We should prevent them from ever meeting in person. Imagine if they fused together?
 
What's really scary is that Brianna Wu is about what Jake could hope to be if he were 'successful.' If he actually did something every time he made a tweet saying how he should do something. If he spent more time under the knife instead of ranting about how none of that is necessary to be a pretty pretty princess. If he stopped posting about his 'hormonal imbalance' and shaved his beard years ago. If he found a weirdo with a fetish to bankroll his crappy games.

Brianna Wu is an utter failure by most standards but not in Jake's warped world. She gets to call herself a CEO \ software engineer, journalist (okay that one is exactly as substantiated as Jake's bona fides), and a bunch of other titles and almost no normies call her out on it. She gets to appear on national political hack shows to whine about Trump and Gamergate. She got to LARP as a political candidate and generally go about without people publicly 'outing' her as a genetic male (even if everyone knows). All a joke, sure, but still miles ahead of Jake who has to pretend to have that joke of a life entirely on twitter.
 
Brianna Wu is an utter failure by most standards but not in Jake's warped world. She gets to call herself a CEO \ software engineer, journalist (okay that one is exactly as substantiated as Jake's bona fides), and a bunch of other titles and almost no normies call her out on it.

John is so successful compared to Jake that even on fucking Kiwi Farms some people call him she and some other troon (probably deliberately fucking with him but still) told him "you're not trans" in response to some of his Wusplaining.
 
I wonder if any of his followers actually buy into the claim that he’s a passing buxom thicc redhead
I think it's probably happened once or twice, he's complained in the past about meeting people from the internet IRL and then getting immediately cut off and blacklisted. Obviously they were expecting something other than, you know, Jake.
 
I think it's probably happened once or twice, he's complained in the past about meeting people from the internet IRL and then getting immediately cut off and blacklisted. Obviously they were expecting something other than, you know, Jake.

If only they had listened to us.
 
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