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[Hell yeah dude]

I don't get the obsession with periods. By 14, most everybody comes around to viewing them as a bodily function. There's nothing erotic about it, in the same way most guys don't find women clipping their toenails erotic.

Because GENDER VALIDATION™

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

Do trans men go around fishing the bins for used condoms like trans women fish for used pads and tampons? Seriously asking, I imagine some do. I know I’ve see a lot of scat and piss fetishism out of the “gay” ones presumably due to overconsumption of gaypig porn.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I laughed at the story of the tranny who suddenly felt better after he hit “female levels” on HRT. They’re so delusional, you could have given him a placebo and he’s have felt the same thing. This is all fantasy play for these broken brain idiots. Period talk or claiming they’re now biologically female is end game for the tranny fantasy.

 

[Comrade Autogynephilia]

Some FtM horror for a change. These are all from the last day or two, r/FtM has a 'surgery' flair

 

[Bees]

THe middle two are different trannies, I had to double check. And as for the last one, nice self-own on the dox, Matt.

edit: I mean the whole tranny thing is a pretty big self-own, I guess.

 

[Spastic Colon]

He looks like his makeup was done by a 5 year old.

 

[Actual Transphobe]

He looks like his makeup was done by a 5 year old.

Careful, don't give him any ideas...

 

[NotSmiles]

Some FtM horror for a change. These are all from the last day or two, r/FtM has a 'surgery' flair

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You can always tell that they used to have tits. Even with clothes on FtM still don't look right. A couple of them could maybe pass as 14 year old androgynous blobs so......congrats? The last one is trying really hard but I still just see a woman despite the tats and hair. It's not just the facial features and scarring that gives it away, it's the pose, the size and positioning of the hands, it all reads female.

 

[NoReturn]

Some FtM horror for a change. These are all from the last day or two, r/FtM has a 'surgery' flair

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Sees art on tumblr where the surgery scars are stylized: "It's literally me!"

 

[Lurk]

I so enjoy catching up with r/transpassing after a week or so. Such a feast for the eyes!

Anyone else seeing Anthony Kiedis with bangs in this one?

"My body is making it harder to stay in the closet" ... Built like a fucking ironing board, I think you're good to stay in there m8

There's something about the old dudes who do this that makes me feel so fucking sad. They always look so fucking sad. Of course then I remember that they're all probably sat there with a chub on just out of camera and the disgust snaps back

This potato posted his picture the wrong way around and I can't be fucked with the effort to flip it. The title gave me a hearty lol

Edit to add this one after spotting the fucking 'uwu'

 

[Iron Hamster]

Some FtM horror for a change. These are all from the last day or two, r/FtM has a 'surgery' flair

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This one looks like Laci Green cut her hair, got teh boobies lopped off, and drank a shitload of beer

 

[Bees]

[ ] Male
[ ] Female
[X] Goon

 

[wabbits]

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The bandaids across the nose and next to the eye add a bit of pathos to totally not a man in makeup look.

 

[remiem]

[ ] Male
[ ] Female
[X] Goon

Man. MTF are hideous and a joke but FTM just depress me. The amount of them who're paunchy, depressed looking potatoes. Like maybe just learn to exercise some restraint around the knife and fork. You'll never be a tall, willow-y, traditionally delicate featured female beauty, no, but being an average woman of average looks is so much better than being a lifetime medical patient, pock faced, disgusting not a man gollum-voiced creature whose only 'welcomed' by other gender idiots and troons.

 

[Zarkov]

I don't get the obsession with periods. By 14, most everybody comes around to viewing them as a bodily function. There's nothing erotic about it, in the same way most guys don't find women clipping their toenails erotic.

It's the final frontier for troons, the one thing that marks the difference between real women and gross, fat fucks in drags. They flick their rotting beans to periods because they know it's the one thing they will always lack, and it ruins their fantasy of being dainty little girls. That's why they obsess about them, and why they flip their shit when real women dare bring it up.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

The Babylon Bee strikes again.

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Admit it, there's a part of you that just *knows* this shit is going to happen because, holy fuck, this timeline.

 

[afternoon_tea]

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This just looks like a guy who listens to a lot of Rush (not that there's anything wrong with that)

 

[PoisonedBun]

Is not washing your hair supposed to help you pass?

 

[OttoWest]

Some FtM horror for a change. These are all from the last day or two, r/FtM has a 'surgery' flair

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Even Lady Bony Moronie in pic 5 is ridiculously pear-shaped. Unless you’re working out intensely, even on T you can’t escape that female avoirdupois.

 

[Damn Near]

Man. MTF are hideous and a joke but FTM just depress me. The amount of them who're paunchy, depressed looking potatoes. Like maybe just learn to exercise some restraint around the knife and fork. You'll never be a tall, willow-y, traditionally delicate featured female beauty, no, but being an average woman of average looks is so much better than being a lifetime medical patient, pock faced, disgusting not a man gollum-voiced creature whose only 'welcomed' by other gender idiots and troons.

they're just fat dykes that were probably molested tbh