Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

Like yourself? Cause that's a perfect description of you over the last few years.

I assume you haven't know me for the last "few years". If you had, I would expect you would not be an anonymous coward.

I put my name on everything. If you have known me for years you are more than welcome to come forward with some identifying info, but I bet you haven't.
Another lying clout chasing piece of shit hoping for their moment in the sun by going after me.

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

Fuck the community. I am not healing shit. The had their chance.

Stay mad at the internet, shoe-eating bottom pedo. So what you're telling us is that you got ignored by your child bride you groomed and kidnapped from your best friend to marry at her age 18. Now she won't love you so you proceed to chimp hard and take it out on the Farms. We got it. That's pretty funny how you and Ron like to bill yourselves as these men of responsibility but deflect, backtrack and project onto people outside your affairs you have to deal with.

It's also funny how you like to say "y'all". That's also funny pretending you're a minority or can get down with things. Reality is you have no clue how things are. You can't even handle the heat of a real job so you try to keep that memory of yourself part of con staff in 2013 alive live thru that as your biggest accomplishment. So you come to the Farms to gripe about these issues irrelevant to us like we caused it.

ehh.. She is a girl with a purpose.

Nice. Fessing up that you see the female sex as nothing more than tools at a disposal. Good job, Shamer. Good job. What a gentleman, kiwis. You also going to say anymore like that time you told us how you measured your child bride's worth on how she was in bed?

I am not really a groupie. If you were to meet me in real life and we had an honest to god conversation about cons I would tell you that no guest is worth a huge fee, b

Cool, so tell us more about how you plan on bad mouth your Fuckimation pals saying they shouldn't make any money for autographs. I'm sure they'll appreciate that.

You are like the bitter old scorned woman who is plotting till her death. Whatever is wrong with you, just let it go.
I would understand if you were Vic, Nick, Ty, Chuck, or Squalee, but your not. As far as I know you are a nobody, that no one cares about, but with an over-sized vengeance.

Did someone hurt you? Do you need a hug?

Real winner right here! Measuring a woman's worth by her age! That's totally going to get you laid. I'm sure they'll appreciate that! A classic Shane move there!

LOL NAH

Don't mistake boredom for caring.

You got Mad at the Internet and wanted the "mean old nasty Farms" to play within your rules, Shamer. Everyone's playing by the rules. By your book, it's fair game.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

With the way chuck has been acting he probably got some skeletons in his closet like sabat.

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

Says the one that needs to ebeg for donations to run a con that basically no one comes to.

By ebeg you mean... sell tickets and passes? None of my shows have ever collected a single dollar from "donations" from anywhere.

How stupid are you? Take just 5 seconds to research your shit before you go off.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

Vic was the one hitting on 8 year old girls.

VIC NEVER FUCKING DID THAT. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND STOP MAKING THESE SLANDEROUS BULLSHIT LIES UP RIGHT NOW DIPSHIT

 

[LawTwitter is Dumb]

That was just really how bad the boredom was. Plus some one messaged me about a Chuck conversation, that should have been only a few pages back. Unfortunately, there are some people here on the farms who are "special", and you know... here we are like 20 pages later.

The only reason there has been a stupid amount of pages is cause of you.

I assume you haven't know me for the last "few years". If you had, I would expect you would not be an anonymous coward.

I put my name on everything. If you have known me for years you are more than welcome to come forward with some identifying info, but I bet you haven't.
Another lying clout chasing piece of shit hoping for their moment in the sun by going after me.

Thats the thing, no one knows you, nor does Vic, or anyone actually big in the con scene, you're not worth going after, cause your less of a no one then the idiots on here.

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

Wrongful execution - Wikipedia

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Go on Twitter and preach your truth. That's how things work these days isn't it? If they were scamming people, you need to speak up Shane. Come on man. Be the brave sheepdog.
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No one cares. Hard truth of life and the con scene.

 

[Rotollo]

Another lying clout chasing piece of shit hoping for their moment in the sun by going after me.

It's advised not to use names you have on other sites so I have no idea what form of "clout" a kiwi farms user can get from shitting on you Shane.

 

[MadPanda]

With the way he's acting he probably got some skeletons in his closet like sabat.

Skeletons? No. Missing children? Perhaps.

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

Oh good, a shithead is back.

Dude, if you were really bored, go suck on a shoelace. I heard the aglet tastes like clout.

 

[LawTwitter is Dumb]

Oh good, a shithead is back.

Dude, if you were really bored, go suck on a shoelace. I heard the aglet tastes like clout.

Or pick some foam off the chair he eats too.

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

VIC NEVER FUCKING DID THAT. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND STOP MAKING THESE SLANDEROUS BULLSHIT LIES UP RIGHT NOW DIPSHIT

Sucks for you there was video of the girl in cosplay. The one where he asked what she was doing later that night?

Maybe she wasnt 8, but the video is there. Your all caps, angry, too obsessed, fanboy reply doesn't change that.

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

Sucks for you there was video of the girl in cosplay. The one where he asked what she was doing later that night?

Maybe she wasnt 8, but the video is there. Your all caps, angry, too obsessed, fanboy reply doesn't change that.

Ah I see, you like taking things out of context.

Like you always do.

 

[Duke-Diggler]

That was just really how bad the boredom was. Plus some one messaged me about a Chuck conversation, that should have been only a few pages back. Unfortunately, there are some people here on the farms who are "special", and you know... here we are like 20 pages later.

Someone meaning you, since KF is "totally not important" and they are totally not living rent-free in your head?

And sure, there is 20 pages. It's 20 pages of entertainment of watching a shoe eating sperg scream and cry about us making fun of you.

 

[Mister Y]

Wait! Who the fuck is Squalee? Did I miss someone in this story?

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

The only reason there has been a stupid amount of pages is cause of you.

You're right. I show up, and predictably, you "as you say here" autistic people lose your minds and go crazy responding.

How sad is it that a nobody like me causes such a crazy reaction in people like you.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Sucks for you there was video of the girl in cosplay. The one where he asked what she was doing later that night?

Maybe she wasnt 8, but the video is there. Your all caps, angry, too obsessed, fanboy reply doesn't change that.

You've already proved you're more dense than neutronium, Shane. No need to keep beating your face against that wall.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Vic was the one hitting on 8-year-old girls.

Nigga do you even have proof of that shit happening? Didn't you groom a 18 year old or some shit? If Vic I mean a BIG IF did flirt with 8-year-olds then maybe you and other con staff should've reported him to the proper authorities but instead you guys continue to let vic for decades and you guys are complacent and failed to do YOUR JOB. You are NOT helping yourself acting like a dumbass here saying vic is a predator when your apparently groomed a teenager.

 

[BrandedEagle]

Sucks for you there was video of the girl in cosplay. The one where he asked what she was doing later that night?

Maybe she wasnt 8, but the video is there. Your all caps, angry, too obsessed, fanboy reply doesn't change that.

Shane. this. this right here. this is why ISWV hates you. you are a pathological liar. you cannot help but lie. and it's not just you. it's your friends. you all are horrible liars. And it's getting exposed constantly.
Hopefully, soon enough, your lies are shone on so brightly that even people that didn't give a shit find you lot repulsive.

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

Wait! Who the fuck is Squalee? Did I miss someone in this story?

Friend of Vic, works for Chuck.

Nigga do you even have proof of that shit happening? Didn't you groom a 18 year old or some shit? If Vic I mean a BIG IF did flirt with 8-year-olds then maybe you and other con staff should've reported him to the proper authorities but instead you guys continue to let vic for decades and you guys are complacent and failed to do YOUR JOB. You are NOT helping yourself acting like a dumbass here saying vic is a predator when your ass groomed a teenager.

Did you really just say ""groom an 18 year old"? Seriously? Seriously?

Mods, is there a button to call out the stupid?