Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Horrors of the Deep]

The unholy carbohydrate trinity of Chintal, Hamber and Slaton sisters is without a joke some of the most consistent producers of internet funnies. Imagine a collab with all those together in one video. I would actually pay money to watch a reality show where they get locked inside oubliette and have to fish out twinkies from a dumpster. Survival of the fittest fattest of sorts. Think how much money could be made from such a collab. They'd certainly get enough cash to feed all of them for a good bit.

The winner will probably lose a hundred pounds from exercise as well.

 

[dismissfrogs]

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That ass shot tho.

pete always fucking does this

he's an ass man

 

[Captain Ahab]

I have a bottle of sriracha in the fridge. Granted mine is flavored with kaffir lime leaves, but I can’t imagine drowning food in it. If your food needs this much sauce, you’re a shitty cook.

Sauces should enhance the flavor of the dish, not replace it.

 

[Queen of Moderation]

I do believe she is wearing her new sweater/hoodie because it she out grew her old ones. Unless they are made of very stretchy material, she has obviously out grown most of her preexisting wardrobe. Gaining 40+ lbs will do that.

 

[PatTraverse]

pete always fucking does this

he's an ass man

Too bad Chantal is over 400lbs yet none of it went to her ass or tits.

She does not even have one single desirable feature and that would be sad if it happened to someone that was not this nasty piece of work.

 

[Barbarella]

Assuming she and Bibi are a couple, I wonder what he gets out of it?

Sex? No.
Companionship and somebody to talk to? No.
A wifey to clean and make dinner? No.
A partner to go out with and share time with? No.
A person with shared life goals to have children with? No.
A person who is kind to you and treats you with respect? No.
a person that helps with finances? No.

I get how people can be stuck and stay in one place. I’m sure many couples have grown apart and stay for convenience, but they are usually older, and at least have something they shared. Like kids, or a home, and may still be compatable.

Bibi works a lot so when he’s home, he has to fix himself dinner, pick up, and maybe play a couple video games before bed and start doing it all over again. He may just not have the energy to deliberately move out and start over. But short or not, he’s not a terrible looking guy, he speaks French, and surely somebody better than Chantel has crossed his path. Does he just cheat and live another life, or does he ignore the opportunity? He always looks sad.

It’s confusing, because this man moved to a new country, not an easy thing to do-he left his family and entire life and culture behind.

For this?

He stays with this nasty, ticcing, unattractive, stupid and mean woman for what? What does he get out of it? It’s rare that a relationship, bizarre as it may seem to outsiders, doesn’t suit both parties in at least one area. And for Malan, I cannot figure out what it could possibly be.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Fatty Chanty going Greek

Since our gorl informed us that this was to be her final food review/mukbang before her upcoming surgery, I thought I might actually sift through the fart stories and tee-hees to glean Chantal's expert food critique of the Greek cuisine she presented.
She is, after all, an English major with a delicate palate and her descriptions of her epicurean adventures put Bon Apetít to shame.


Chantal really tests her inner thesaurus as she describes the rush of flavors she is experiencing:
"Mmmm! These are so good" she helpfully explains as she starts to dig in.

"My favorite though, honestly is the salad" she confides before expounding upon the qualities of the cheese: "They always put so much Feta... And the Greek vinaigrette is so good".

"It's so good! Mmm! Hot!" she describes as she shovels a mouthful of rice in her tzatziki-hole.

As our epicurean queen starts winding down, she exclaims, "Mmmm.. Ok I'm FULL. They give you SO MANY rice and potatoes, I'm just gonna put it in the fridge.. For another day." Ignoring the obvious here, I do love that instead of actually describing anything about the potatoes/rice (other than "good", ofc) she focused on the amount, which kind of says it all.

After pretending that she was going to put the leftovers away and not immediately shovel in the rest as soon as the camera shut off, Chantal expertly sums up her experience for the viewers:
"That was delicious. I love, like takeout. I don't know if this was authentic Greek food or whatever, but.. it's still good (hee hee, burp). It's like a mix (burp) I think there's like some Middle-Eastern influence in there.. I dunno".

(Our Poutine Princess mid-burp)

"Mmmm!" count = 7. Descriptive words other than "good" = approx. zero.

Sadly, I believe she used her new favorite go-to decription of "savoury" as an alternative to "good" only once this time, but it did show up in the comments of her latest community post:


Our Foodie Fatale might be taking a short hiatus from her valuable, informative reviews for a bit, but thankfully those in Canada now know they can have "Greek food or whatever" delivered to their doors, that it comes with lots of rice and that it's good.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Assuming she and Bibi are a couple, I wonder what he gets out of it?

Sex? No.
Companionship and somebody to talk to? No.
A wifey to clean and make dinner? No.
A partner to go out with and share time with? No.
A person with shared life goals to have children with? No.
A person who is kind to you and treats you with respect? No.
a person that helps with finances? No.

I get how people can be stuck and stay in one place. I’m sure many couples have grown apart and stay for convenience, but they are usually older, and at least have something they shared. Like kids, or a home, and may still be compatable.

Bibi works a lot so when he’s home, he has to fix himself dinner, pick up, and maybe play a couple video games before bed and start doing it all over again. He may just not have the energy to deliberately move out and start over. But short or not, he’s not a terrible looking guy, he speaks French, and surely somebody better than Chantel has crossed his path. Does he just cheat and live another life, or does he ignore the opportunity? He always looks sad.

It’s confusing, because this man moved to a new country, not an easy thing to do-he left his family and entire life and culture behind.

For this?

He stays with this nasty, ticcing, unattractive, stupid and mean woman for what? What does he get out of it? It’s rare that a relationship, bizarre as it may seem to outsiders, doesn’t suit both parties in at least one area. And for Malan, I cannot figure out what it could possibly be.

I know being a fat white ‘woman’ is considered desirable in some African cultures. Something about it showing wealth. I have no idea if that’s the case with Bibi but I have heard it somewhere and I honestly can’t think of one other thing he could see in her. It’s a conundrum.

 

[sperginity]

I know being a fat white ‘woman’ is considered desirable in some African cultures. Something about it showing wealth. I have no idea if that’s the case with Bibi but I have heard it somewhere and I honestly can’t think of one other thing he could see in her. It’s a conundrum.

maybe she just found someone who is a total fucking coward like ALR did with becky, and he happens to be from africa. There will always be people who are doormats for whatever reason, and they more often than not end up in a nightmare relationship with a crazy person.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I know being a fat white ‘woman’ is considered desirable in some African cultures. Something about it showing wealth. I have no idea if that’s the case with Bibi but I have heard it somewhere and I honestly can’t think of one other thing he could see in her. It’s a conundrum.

A white woman being a status symbol for a black man is more of an American/English thing. And as far as the Senegalese beauty standard... it does seem to run towards the heavy end. But there's also a focus on being feminine, well dressed and made up, clean, attentive, and submissive. In absolutely no country on earth a 400 pound, flat chested, flat assed, balding, barren, smelly white woman who digs through dumpsters and routinely shits her pants a status symbol.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Assuming she and Bibi are a couple, I wonder what he gets out of it?

Sex? No.
Companionship and somebody to talk to? No.
A wifey to clean and make dinner? No.
A partner to go out with and share time with? No.
A person with shared life goals to have children with? No.
A person who is kind to you and treats you with respect? No.
a person that helps with finances? No.

I get how people can be stuck and stay in one place. I’m sure many couples have grown apart and stay for convenience, but they are usually older, and at least have something they shared. Like kids, or a home, and may still be compatable.

Bibi works a lot so when he’s home, he has to fix himself dinner, pick up, and maybe play a couple video games before bed and start doing it all over again. He may just not have the energy to deliberately move out and start over. But short or not, he’s not a terrible looking guy, he speaks French, and surely somebody better than Chantel has crossed his path. Does he just cheat and live another life, or does he ignore the opportunity? He always looks sad.

It’s confusing, because this man moved to a new country, not an easy thing to do-he left his family and entire life and culture behind.

For this?

He stays with this nasty, ticcing, unattractive, stupid and mean woman for what? What does he get out of it? It’s rare that a relationship, bizarre as it may seem to outsiders, doesn’t suit both parties in at least one area. And for Malan, I cannot figure out what it could possibly be.

I've always wondered if Bibi isn't working long hours and sharing a dumpy apartment in Gatineau in order to sock away enough money so he can return home as a relatively prosperous man, marry well, and start a business so he can provide for a wife and a bunch of kids.

Yeah, there are plenty of advantages to living in Canada, but given the long, cold winters and the fact that the only woman he could attract as a very short African man was this monstrous, foul pig, maybe he's just a sojourner, rather than an actual immigrant. Living with Chantal in a roach-infested apartment that reeks of rotting food wrappers, cats, and her unwashed skinfolds has got to make home seem delightful by comparison, especially by the time February or March rolls around.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

In absolutely no country on earth a 400 pound, flat chested, flat assed, balding, barren, smelly white woman who digs through dumpsters and routinely shits her pants a status symbol.

Not even Canada.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

Sadly, I believe she used her new favorite go-to decription of "savoury" as an alternative to "good" only once this time, but it did show up in the comments of her latest community post:

Give her some credit. She's branching out a bit lately with her words. In the spaghetti video, she mentions "creamy" butter on the garlic bread. And then again in the Popeye's video, the "creamy" coleslaw. She also described something recently as "buttery." (I think it was some sort of cheese product, maybe mozzarella sticks?)

So in summary, butter and cream.

 

[Strine]

A chubby white girlfriend might be a status symbol in parts of Africa, which in the abstract might account for Bibi's continuing presence in the household. But Bibi has never exhibited pride (or really anything less than shame) when he's on camera with the Cheese Demon. I think when his workmates ask about his girlfriend, he shows them a photo of someone from Google Images; he'd be embarrassed by her size, but also just in case they recognise her and stumble upon the hideous truth: his northern belle is in reality a mad sasquatch who spends her leisure time eating out of the trash and exhibiting signs of demonic possession when sodium hits the roof of her mouth. Even if Bibi has some perversion* where he's actually attracted to Chantal (a theory for which no evidence exists) he's so po-faced and despondent whenever she interacts with him that he can't enjoy her company or anything else about her (who could?).


*only someone with a fetish could be attracted to you, gorl. Hi Chantal!

 

[Turd Blossom]

The absolute state of Chantal in the latest dumpster video is honestly a bit jarring, even for her. Her filthy shirt is coated in cat hair, she looks like she has lost what's left of her sanity, and somehow her triple-chin has fully engulfed her neck.

A quick side-by-side from one of her most recent FA Insta pics is a bizarre look into the delusion of our #fatandfabulous poster girl.

 

[raritycunt]

The absolute state of Chantal in the latest dumpster video is honestly a bit jarring, even for her. Her filthy shirt is coated in cat hair, she looks like she has lost what's left of her sanity, and somehow her triple-chin has fully engulfed her neck.

A quick side-by-side from one of her most recent FA Insta pics is a bizarre look into the delusion of our #fatandfabulous poster girl.
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If the picture on the left wasn’t recent I would have said “look how much she’s let herself go over the last few months”. It’s amazing how different she looks in selfies VS on camera

 

[clusterfuckk]

The absolute state of Chantal in the latest dumpster video is honestly a bit jarring, even for her. Her filthy shirt is coated in cat hair, she looks like she has lost what's left of her sanity, and somehow her triple-chin has fully engulfed her neck.

A quick side-by-side from one of her most recent FA Insta pics is a bizarre look into the delusion of our #fatandfabulous poster girl.
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Her mouth has taking on that rat like look when she smiles. It looks like she only has her 4 front teeth and that’s it.
Fascinating from a science perspective.

this is actually a picture of a Nutria; a overgrown rat like creature....kind of like Chinny.

 

[Occipital Fupa]

A nutria is basically a beaver, but with a rat tail, same family and all. They also love water and are pretty friendly and chill. Unfortunately nothing to do with rats that our gorl could meet in a random dumpster, which is sad cuz those guys are massive.

There is still a possibility she will encounter a racoon or twelve tho, and those will rip her face off.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

The absolute state of Chantal in the latest dumpster video is honestly a bit jarring, even for her. Her filthy shirt is coated in cat hair, she looks like she has lost what's left of her sanity, and somehow her triple-chin has fully engulfed her neck.

A quick side-by-side from one of her most recent FA Insta pics is a bizarre look into the delusion of our #fatandfabulous poster girl.
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Holy FUCK! What is that, like 150lbs difference? She aged her looks 20 years and her body 40 years.

 

[Punkinsplice]

A nutria is basically a beaver, but with a rat tail, same family and all. They also love water and are pretty friendly and chill. Unfortunately nothing to do with rats that our gorl could meet in a random dumpster, which is sad cuz those guys are massive.

There is still a possibility she will encounter a racoon or twelve tho, and those will rip her face off.

Are there possums in Canada? They are nice and fat this time of year and look like Tim Burton nightmares when they open their mouths. Ohhhhh to get a hissing possum sighting during one Chinny's dumpster videos!!!!!