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tomstone said:
"just an archive" you lying sack of shit.
i think he still makes a lot more money on youtube than we think.
"stop double tipping" says the quadruple tipper. he really is just "human" waste.
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IMO I don’t think there’s anything wrong with the quad dips for anyone else. But for Phil it’s just manipulation to cry he’s not making any money on the stream when you can see the partial total in the top right. He acts like if he doesn’t make ad revenue, he just makes 0 money. I’m pretty sure he’s still making money off of Rambo and shit
 
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Salubrious said:
DSP's schedule makes no fucking sense if you think about it for more than a second, so there's no reason to try to analyze it.

Giving DSP every single benefit of the doubt, his schedule is:
10 am-1:30 pm, 1:45 pm-4 pm, 6:30 pm-9 pm Pacific
1 pm-4:30, 4:45-7, 9:30 pm-12 am Eastern
5-8:30, 8:45-11 pm, 1:30 am-4 am GMT

The best you can say is that his day stream is for his European audience and his night stream is for his west coast audience. Neither stream makes sense for an East coast audience.

Having a 2 1/2 hour dinner break when Kat has dinner ready for him at the start makes no sense.

DSP takes giant breaks to convince himself that he works 11 hours, 6 days per week: 10 am to 9 pm.

DSP can never change his schedule for ANY reason even though nobody gives a shit. He considers it unprofessional.

Remember his ranting that streamers were sellouts for "dropping everything they were doing and disrespecting their audience" to play Apex Legends? DSP literally said that playing Apex Legends without scheduling it in advance was disrespectful.

I think his boredquit of the Olympic game is the first time he's changed his schedule in 2019.
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I remember him saying his schedule was based on khet's work schedule
 
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Surly Muppet said:
True. And again talking out of both sides of his mouth. 'People want to see me! The game doesn't matter!' versus 'Changing the schedule is disrespectful! They're here to see the game!' Well which is it Phil? I rarely know what the streamers I actually enjoy are playing before I tune in.

When Phil first solidified this streaming schedule, does anyone remember what his reasoning was? That must be documented somewhere.
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This shit really is peak phil delusion. Nobody else schedules what games they play a week in advance...it just doesn’t happen and doesn’t make sense. Most people that stream still treat it as a hobby for fun in the sense they streaming and choosing to play a game they love or just bought or whatever. He really does try to make it as robotic and soulless as possible just to appease himself and feel like a big boy with a real job.

By his own logic every other person on the site streaming is disrespectful to their audiences because they don’t have some ♿️ Line up of games and fucking repeat the fucking easily findable schedule on every pre stream....you wanna talk about disrespectful dark you disrespect all your viewers time when you waste it dragging out every pre stream telling people what you’re going to be playing in 4 days...bitch if I care I’ll look at your stupid schedule stop wasting my time with meaningless info
 
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I just want to see how DSP functions in real world. I am under impression he has no idea he is a NEET. He thinks he's better than everyone including Wings. I just want to see the daily vlogs when DSP has to live with his parents and work retail. Shit is gonna be golden. He has no idea what workplace is like now cause his only experience is a cushy office job he was unqualified for.
 
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I know of only one other person as anal as fatfuck failure Phil when it came to scheduling, when the clock hit 2 it didn't matter what he was doing he's stop to go on lunch, if he was halfway through a truck to get unloaded NOPE fuck that he had to go on lunch. Turned out sometime later he was going home to make sure his wife wasn't cheating on him which begs if she was why not just wait until he's gone seeing as the world would end if he wasn't there watching his whore wife between 2 and 3.
 
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THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS said:
For someone making a tenth of what they used to make on YouTube he sure as shit is pissed that he won't make any money on YouTube from DS
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Youtube has acted as effectively passive income for years. He can do literally no work, slap the videos up with thumbnails given to him for free (or whatever thumb Youtube picks if no one gave him any), and get money for it. Of course he's pissed that he can't do that with Death Stranding.
 
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His rant really pissed me off tonight.

Another instance where his hypocrisy and lack of knowledge show no bounds.

In Piggy’s words, he’s allowed to market his product on multiple platforms and is entitled to any revenue attached to his “works of art.” Now, god forbid that one individual (one of many who enables this loser to also profit from their work) wants to also profit from their work, all of a sudden they’re double-dipping and abusing a broken system.

Fuck him. I truly hope that one day he’s faced with such hardship, he’ll finally be able to see how easy he’s had for so many years.
 
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Idiot Death Stranding composer stealing all of Phil's money! This makes me so mad! Let's take a look at his shitty soundtrack...

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Wait a minute... This soundtrack which features songs from the actual game has a dozen different artists...

But Phil said it was one greedy composer who was doing copyright flags...
 
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Sparkletor said:
Idiot Death Stranding composer stealing all of Phil's money! This makes me so mad! Let's take a look at his shitty soundtrack...

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Wait a minute... This soundtrack which features songs from the actual game has a dozen different artists...

But Phil said it was one greedy composer who was doing copyright flags...
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Are you implying Phil doesn't have the first clue about copyright law and the content ID system even though he acts like he's the total authority on the matter?

I love that this game is bringing out the YouTube pissbabbies, including Phil. No lads, you don't have a right to make money off playing someone else's game with someone else's music in it.
 
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Haven't caught up with any of his shit in a few days, but have any of his audience/trolls confronted him about double dipping? I've seen a clip of him complaining that the composer has already been paid and therefore shouldn't expect to be paid via khantent-ID, but haven't seen him try to defend getting paid in tips/cheers/subs/patreon on Twitch and still wanting those sweet adbucks from Youtube.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Idiot Death Stranding composer stealing all of Phil's money! This makes me so mad! Let's take a look at his shitty soundtrack...

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Wait a minute... This soundtrack which features songs from the actual game has a dozen different artists...

But Phil said it was one greedy composer who was doing copyright flags...
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"I talked over the music therefore I composed it and it's MY money!"
-DSP probably
 
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Freshtodeath said:
I just want to see how DSP functions in real world. I am under impression he has no idea he is a NEET. He thinks he's better than everyone including Wings. I just want to see the daily vlogs when DSP has to live with his parents and work retail. Shit is gonna be golden. He has no idea what workplace is like now cause his only experience is a cushy office job he was unqualified for.
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Weirdly, with Phil I get the impression deep down he knows what he is, but he's paranoid that his paypigs will figure it out. He has to simultaneously act desperately poor AND like he's successful and better than everyone else who does what he does. Over time, the constant lying has made him pretty unstable. That and the gin.
 
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Youtube has acted as effectively passive income for years. He can do literally no work, slap the videos up with thumbnails given to him for free (or whatever thumb Youtube picks if no one gave him any), and get money for it. Of course he's pissed that he can't do that with Death Stranding.
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Also the reinforced realization of all the sunk costs previously spent on it no longer generating the revenue he came to rely on, the worst of both ends of the diminishing returns that is his archives.

Just be sure you pay absolutely no attention to the tip goals being exceeded by a significant percentage on the tally bar those of you watching this let's play indefinitely later on demand, and most certainly never ask what is going on behind that curtain, ok? Sound fair? Alright...
 
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