Have fun getting expelled your first week because you wrongly assault someone. Also, has any college actually accepted your ass? What makes you think you're actually getting into any college?
In a new-year resolution he e-begged for a Photoshop licence and a high-end camera. No one cared, not even Phil himself.
There must be free or low-cost Spanish classes somewhere in Portland. But let's be honest: Phil never cared about learning.
We want you to go to college, Phil. We just know you won’t because you’re lazy and full of shit, and you won’t even bother applying. This is going to be like your bike, your plans to become a tattoo artist, your environmentalism, your veganism, your engagement to Xochi and that time your pretended you get your knob cut off.
I'm thinking the next big beg a thon item will be some high end laptop and other school supplies.
I reckon he’d go with fear of being targeted by white fash school shooters.
I have no idea what class I want to take and haven't even applied, but I have fantasized at length about how I'm going to bash the non-existent fash at the college I will never go to.
The best deterrence posture is being a wall-eyed slurring tard who smells of shit.
It worked for Zach Antolak!
Phil is free to walk to the supermarket to buy food to cook, but like a true fat tub of grease he begs for money so he can get pizza delivered.
