NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

Christ, they're dumb. It must feel real good to be a victim for how hard they try to paint themselves as somehow oppressed.
 
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He's actually not and there's zero proof that he is. The only proof comes from an unofficial report or something from an American or some other non-Japanese westerner who based his conclusion off of Tajiri's childhood hobbies being "different" from a non-Japanese point of view, and because there's a supposedly higher-than-usual concentration of autistic fans of Pokemon due to repetitive gameplay (that exist in all games, really, not just RPGs). It's basically grasping at straws along the same lines of how they do the same thing with Einstein. Autism master race type shit. Anything to be seen as not completely useless like other run-of-the-mill speds.
 
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Historian left conflicted by "Midway" movie

The following are tweets by Akil N Awan (https://twitter.com/Akil_N_Awan), I've reformatted them below as a forum post: As a historian, the most interesting thing about the new WW2 film Midway was the director's decision to dedicate the film to: "the Americans and Japanese who fought at...
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What a fucking faggot
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Also, Japan did bad things and we're the bad ones
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Stinky confusing American History for 343 industries in the last line
 
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Random user finally got enough of "ninten-REEEra" "pokefans":

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Aw, come on man, if you're going to sperg out, do some fucking damage. Shit's tame! Although I love that their first reaction is to try guilting him Lmfao, they are brutally unadapted to the real internet.
 
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The internet asexual giveaway, like troons, is how it's the first thing they want you to know before anything else. The other 99% of the population doesn't start every conversation with their sexual preferences. That Xaszatm faggot not only has it in his avatar but most everything he posts is about it or "being an ally" for non-binary, "women" offended by too provocative dressed video game characters, etc.
 
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A thread cataloguing statistics of specific threads...MUST BE A KIWI

ResetEra Pokemon thread game: gotta ignore them all!

ResetEra is just over two years old. I usually stop by the main gaming forum 2-3 times a day or so, and at some point over the past year I noticed a trend... Pokemon threads are always popping up on the first page. Sometimes old threads are revived, sometimes new ones are created, but at least...
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The moment he tries ignoring all threads with trans in the title he'll get assassinated
 
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The internet asexual giveaway, like troons, is how it's the first thing they want you to know before anything else. The other 99% of the population doesn't start every conversation with their sexual preferences. That Xaszatm faggot not only has it in his avatar but most everything he posts is about it or "being an ally" for non-binary, "women" offended by too provocative dressed video game characters, etc.
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When making shit up to be a victim becomes your sole identity.

All of them follow paths that slightly vary but they all end up at the same destination. Isamu Fukui's nuthouse.
 
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I feel like you -can- be perfectly happy without being in a relationship, but it's kind of sad that they write it off entirely just because one didn't fall into their laps as a teenager and try to paint it as them never having been interested or somehow being above it.
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They don't write it off, it's mostly about getting attention and transforming a social flaw (not being able to appeal to the other gender) into some kind of quirk or super - social - power.

Give those men a decent-looking girl that is found of them, suck their sad dick without them asking and they'll board into the relationship like there's no tomorrow.
 
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A thread cataloguing statistics of specific threads...MUST BE A KIWI

ResetEra Pokemon thread game: gotta ignore them all!

ResetEra is just over two years old. I usually stop by the main gaming forum 2-3 times a day or so, and at some point over the past year I noticed a trend... Pokemon threads are always popping up on the first page. Sometimes old threads are revived, sometimes new ones are created, but at least...
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It's actually pretty amazing RetardEra has lasted even two years.
 
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IT'S FINALLY HERE! The first 7 chapters of BDS' epic, Galaxy of Dust are available on...Wattpad. Can't highlight shit on Wattpad.
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The big worldbuilding of the second chapter, after the action!y first, is...shinier Midgar, but bigger! And also was once COOL and COMMUNISTIC before bad capitalism...but where's the real resetERA writing spirit?

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Here we are! Our 16 year old heroine, already set for romance with her rival that was explicitly said to be in her mid-20s in the first chapter.

Other than that, it reads like bland woke young adult scifi, with Valeria having the special ability to read a dead language, because she got a McGuffin, and then she helped the based woke commie Underground and the Evil Drumpfpublic killed a whole town. None of the characters seem to have a different voice, they all seem to be either bland or bland with sarcasm.
 
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The internet asexual giveaway, like troons, is how it's the first thing they want you to know before anything else. The other 99% of the population doesn't start every conversation with their sexual preferences. That Xaszatm faggot not only has it in his avatar but most everything he posts is about it or "being an ally" for non-binary, "women" offended by too provocative dressed video game characters, etc.
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That's what's always struck me as odd about conversations online involving asexuals. Like, normal asexuals that live in the real world don't really have it affect their day-to-day lives almost at all. Maybe getting mildly annoyed when parents ask if they have a bf/gf or something, but that's hardly earth-shattering. Somehow, though, these internet aces' identity as a person who doesn't fuck is so profoundly impactful upon their entire existence they have to bring it up constantly.

I mean, obviously it's so they can get oppression bonus points for being a "sexual minority", but I'm just perpetually amazed that they can find so much to bitch about when their sexual identity is wrapped up in what they don't do.
 
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Xaszatm was so butthurt over a single in-game text log about asexuals in a game full of thousands of text logs about random ass shit that he couldn't make the thread about it without having a mental breakdwon:
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This is why you should just say fuck "representation" and just not have anything to do with nonexistent bullshit like asexuals. If you do, just mock them as the fakes they are.
 
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Bit of a late question, but what made BronsonLee remove his reset account? I know he was sulking about nobody falling for his obvious banbaits and abhorrent (even for their standards) threads. He also mentioned that he hated vidya, but i can't find a real trigger that might cause his ass to be BTFO'ed so hard to make him do this.
Maybe he doesn't want to be recognised as a gritty-poster while doing salesforce work for the capitalist machine?
 
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