Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Commander X]

FilmRobert finally acknowledges the coonsoomer meme

Spoiler: "I don't even know where to begin"

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Social Justice Warboss on Twitter

“@the_moviebob So, what's it like living rent-free in the heads of internet sadbois?”

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"Heh, Moviebob's living r-rent free in these losers' heads! R-right? No you aren’t making fun of me him I’m he's actually making fun of you! This isn’t high school anymore YOU DON'T SCARE ME!"

Moviebob and quite a few of his "fans" are still caught up in the high school version of reality.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Fair enough, but it must be said that when people rag on Bob for his living situation, his physical appearance, or his apparent lack of a love life, it's generally because he invites such insults by hypocritically slagging other people for all of those things.

Not just that, but it's also because of the circumstances surrounding why Bob lives with his family. He doesn't have a real job, doesn't appear to really live on a strict balanced budget and doesn't show any signs of being motivated to try and live on his own. This idea that he's comparable to other adults who still live with their parents or other family members is laughable.

He isn't a normal, hard working person who chooses to live with their family because money is tight and they have to live within their means. He's a mentally stunted parasite who relies on the goodwill of his family because he wants to spend his time pretending to be an intellectual online.

 

[Commander X]

A trait certain cringey lolcows like Bob have is a perception of themselves like they're cool badasses despite their content being "comedy".

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

A trait certain cringey lolcows like Bob have is a perception of themselves like they're cool badasses despite their content being "comedy".

This is the case for anyone who thinks it’s cool to call themselves an SJW unironically.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Not just that, but it's also because of the circumstances surrounding why Bob lives with his family. He doesn't have a real job, doesn't appear to really live on a strict balanced budget and doesn't show any signs of being motivated to try and live on his own. This idea that he's comparable to other adults who still live with their parents or other family members is laughable.

He isn't a normal, hard working person who chooses to live with their family because money is tight and they have to live within their means. He's a mentally stunted parasite who relies on the goodwill of his family because he wants to spend his time pretending to be an intellectual online.

The thing is, Bob probably should be able to live on his own with the amount of money he makes. He doesn't because either he's really, REALLY bad at budgeting, or he's so incompetent at life in general that the people around him aren't comfortable with the idea of him being out on his own and Bob is very comfortable with the idea of having someone right at hand sharing a home with him if he needs help with anything.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The house in Revere where he is living is his aunt's, near as we can tell.

His brother Chris lives in Lynn.

If that's the case (that he's living in his aunt's house - which aunt eh?), he probably said he wasn't living with "family" to throw us off the trail and meant only "immediate" family (which technically doesn't include aunts/uncles/cousins). The only thing we knew for sure from all the doxxing is that he lives currently neither with his mother or his brother. Nobody said anything about an aunt lately unless I missed something in the back pages.

If the aunt merely owns the house but does not live there herself and has a complete asshole stranger renting the upper floor, then technically he's not living with family.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

If that's the case (that he's living in his aunt's house - which aunt eh?), he probably said he wasn't living with "family" to throw us off the trail and meant only "immediate" family (which technically doesn't include aunts/uncles/cousins). The only thing we knew for sure from all the doxxing is that he lives currently neither with his mother or his brother. Nobody said anything about an aunt lately unless I missed something in the back pages.

If the aunt merely owns the house but does not live there herself and has a complete asshole stranger renting the upper floor, then technically he's not living with family.

Anyone who lives with Bob is not going to be the asshole housemate in that equation.

 

[Positron]

A man won't be able to get pregnant when he calls himself a woman; a basement won't stop getting waterlogged when you call it a "loft apartment".

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Lol, if his aunt lives in the house Bob is probably allowed upstairs. If anyone else lives upstairs there's no way they let this asshole up there. Just sittin' down in a dank basement apartment surrounded by completely disposable plastic crap furiously posting on twitter, day after day. Pop ephemera posters on his wall so he can show how quirky much nerd he is, no one ever actually enters his apartment to see them. Bob is just a slightly more functional Iconoclast. Neither one of them has ever kissed a girl and neither of them ever will. Actually, now that I think about it, Iconoclast is actually a better writer than Bob.

 

[Positron]

Iconoclast wants to go back to college; Bobby doesn't even aspire for that.

 

[Neko GF]

It appears that Bobby's younger brother lurks here:

Spoiler: He busts his ass for our entertainment

Oh poor Bobby Boi! He busts his ass parroting the opinions of leftist outrage mobs, parroting the opinions of lefty pop-culture "critics", getting ass-mad at Brarmpf and spouting insane shit about a "superior future" that will never come.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

All the hard grueling work of posting on twitter all day every day. He certainly works harder at Twitter than he ever put into one of his unwatchable videos. Don't you ever worry about your brother's mental state, Chip? He spews hate every single day of his life. If you replace the word 'whites' in his twitter rants with the word 'jews', would what Bob says be in any way acceptable? He's not a well man.

 

[Koby_Fish]

All the hard grueling work of posting on twitter all day every day. He certainly works harder at Twitter than he ever put into one of his unwatchable videos. Don't you ever worry about your brother's mental state, Chip? He spews hate every single day of his life. If you replace the word 'whites' in his twitter rants with the word 'jews', would what Bob says be in any way acceptable? He's not a well man.

I bet ChrisChip is almost not as well as Bob for the fact they both have severe TDS and would probably spew the same hate Blob does (which, he almost does, if one looks upon his twitter, just not as often or virulently as bob and not so much directed at the 'mayonnaise / wasteland ghouls' - i have yet to see Chris himself use that term but maybe I've missed it). The only reason we can assume that Chris is NOT as bad off as Bob in the mental health department is, well, Chris has a wife and at least one kid, and, we assume, a regular job. (More regular than Bob's, anyway).

Anyone who lives with Bob is not going to be the asshole housemate in that equation.

I used "complete asshole stranger" because it's from a Denis Leary routine, "'I wanna stay in a bathroom with a complete asshole stranger for hours on end!' And the ONLY reason you're in there is because he has the coke! ... If Hitler had coke, there'd be Jews in the bathroom! "I like your mustache" *snort* "Fucken Himmler" *snoooooooooort* -Drugs (No Cure for Cancer)

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

If that's the case (that he's living in his aunt's house - which aunt eh?), he probably said he wasn't living with "family" to throw us off the trail and meant only "immediate" family (which technically doesn't include aunts/uncles/cousins). The only thing we knew for sure from all the doxxing is that he lives currently neither with his mother or his brother. Nobody said anything about an aunt lately unless I missed something in the back pages.

If the aunt merely owns the house but does not live there herself and has a complete asshole stranger renting the upper floor, then technically he's not living with family.

The house is owned by Maryann Marotta. Mary Marotta (same age) shows up on his searches as a relative on searches for Bobdox.

Zed got the house, but I don't remember if he got the relationship with Maryann or not. Probably, but I don't see it anywhere.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I don't care where he lives or how much he weights, tbh. I don't care what his opinions even are. My issue with him is that he honestly believes society owes him things because of his beliefs. Not even radical religious people are like this. Not even extremely devoted people say "well, I'm a good person, I deserve some reward". This man believes that just because he enjoys geeky stuff, he should be given praise and who knows what else.

I've seen people who are very talented but had an unfair start in life. Some have said things like "I shouldn't be like this, I deserve better!", but not even them say it with the entitled enthusiasm of this asshole. That's the one thing that makes him a peculiar person, imo. The rest it's just too mediocre and average to even notice.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I don't care where he lives or how much he weights, tbh. I don't care what his opinions even are. My issue with him is that he honestly believes society owes him things because of his beliefs. Not even radical religious people are like this. Not even extremely devoted people say "well, I'm a good person, I deserve some reward". This man believes that just because he enjoys geeky stuff, he should be given praise and who knows what else.

I've seen people who are very talented but had an unfair start in life. Some have said things like "I shouldn't be like this, I deserve better!", but not even them say it with the entitled enthusiasm of this asshole. That's the one thing that makes him a peculiar person, imo. The rest it's just too mediocre and average to even notice.

What's particulary odd is Bob is reasonably affluent and exists in an technological golden age-which are the things he really values but it isnt enough for him.
I could understand being disatisfied with the modern world if it was a has vs have nots or the increased alienation but the idea that a well fed middle class mass doing what he loves bitching he deserves more is absurd.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I don't care where he lives or how much he weights, tbh. I don't care what his opinions even are. My issue with him is that he honestly believes society owes him things because of his beliefs. Not even radical religious people are like this. Not even extremely devoted people say "well, I'm a good person, I deserve some reward". This man believes that just because he enjoys geeky stuff, he should be given praise and who knows what else.

I've seen people who are very talented but had an unfair start in life. Some have said things like "I shouldn't be like this, I deserve better!", but not even them say it with the entitled enthusiasm of this asshole. That's the one thing that makes him a peculiar person, imo. The rest it's just too mediocre and average to even notice.

Agreed. If he didn't have that massive sense of entitlement, I don't think he'd have a thread here (outside of something in the proving grounds). He'd just be another shitheel on the internet. It's the entitlement combined with his arrogance that have earned him (as of this post) a 2,257 page thread on the Kiwi Farms.

 

[instythot]

There has been some recent discussion about who Bob's roommates are. My thoughts on this are that whoever they are, there is no way they are not family or the equivalent, that is: people having had a lifetime of knowing how to interact with Bob while setting of a minimum of tard rage tantrums. After all, do any of us believe that Bob would be unable to tell Twitter about his stupid fucking obsolete mayonnaise ghoul roommates who don't care about mario, and possibly even disagree with Bob on the Middle class Question if he had roommates who weren't related to him?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

It appears that Bobby's younger brother lurks here:

Spoiler: He busts his ass for our entertainment

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Oh poor Bobby Boi! He busts his ass parroting the opinions of leftist outrage mobs, parroting the opinions of lefty pop-culture "critics", getting ass-mad at Brarmpf and spouting insane shit about a "superior future" that will never come.

All the hard grueling work of posting on twitter all day every day. He certainly works harder at Twitter than he ever put into one of his unwatchable videos. Don't you ever worry about your brother's mental state, Chip? He spews hate every single day of his life. If you replace the word 'whites' in his twitter rants with the word 'jews', would what Bob says be in any way acceptable? He's not a well man.

He busts his ass for your entertainment. Don't like? Don't consume.

Spoiler

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob has to have some sort of special relationship with his Landlord.
There is no way any property manager would be happy about learning that their tenant had painted an entire wall (including the door knob) fluorescent green.