DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[harbinger]

Just realised that the mods are basically Butters from that south park episode where he has to filter out every negative comment on cartmans social media so he feels better about his shitty life - only seeing the pahsitive stuff.

Yikes

And that would all of his fans are basically Timmy from South Park.

 

[BrunoMattei]

And that would all of his fans are basically Timmy from South Park.
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Timmy was smart enough to know when he's being used.

 

[THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS]

He could literally cut the audio or the part during the parts where music plays in Death Stranding to avoid copyright, but that takes too much work, please tip.

 

[Pargon]

He could literally cut the audio or the part during the parts where music plays in Death Stranding to avoid copyright, but that takes too much work, please tip.

To hear him tell it, copyrighted music plays perpetually through the entire game. I find that hard to believe but I know next to nothing about the game other than it's laughable, so I'm not wasting any time watching footage to confirm.

He could just kill the sound source and play something else over it at low volume while he talks to the chat. He has an entire playlist of remixes his certifiable fanbase has made that he already forces his viewers to suffer through for upwards of two hours a day; why not that?

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Phil has turned into one of those weird people who views their pet as their child and is overly protective of them. He was on the verge of tears talking about Jasper being "lost" for a couple hours inside the condo, explaining Jasper was "sad" about the ordeal and it really scared him. Jasper apparently needs a bell around his neck at all times so Phil doesn't have to worry so much! Locking him in a small room for 4 hours isn't traumatizing, though. He's unironically referring to himself, Kat and Jasper as a "family". Phil believes this means he's a mature, adult human when it's the exact opposite. Is there any hope for Phil at this point? He's really lost it. A cat behaving like a cat is somehow the most exciting thing that happens in Phil's life and his life revolves around his cat; in fact he talks more about his cat than his damn wife. What an embarrassing hermit.

 

[Pargon]

his life revolves around his cat

This is all going to be very funny the very first time he needs to go begging his fans to pay for something Jasper needs right away.

 

[actually]

I want to say it’s safe to say that he probably makes quite a bit on the triple A releases for YouTube. Least that’s what he acts like. Goes out of his way to mute all music and shit to not get the video claimed.

He's also muted the music on every GTA replay he's done. Same with WWE2k20. Those games aren't going to make him a bunch of Youtube money. He's just a money-grubbing asshat.

Can't people just press the "clip" button on twitch, to save anything he says or does.

You can, but you need to dump the clip into streamable (add a .com there) to preserve it. Once Phil deletes the VOD, I think the clip can disappear. And he can definitely delete clips. Put it on streamable, though, and it's effectively saved.

 

[Sparkletor]

Phil has turned into one of those weird people who views their pet as their child and is overly protective of them. He was on the verge of tears talking about Jasper being "lost" for a couple hours inside the condo, explaining Jasper was "sad" about the ordeal and it really scared him. Jasper apparently needs a bell around his neck at all times so Phil doesn't have to worry so much! Locking him in a small room for 4 hours isn't traumatizing, though. He's unironically referring to himself, Kat and Jasper as a "family". Phil believes this means he's a mature, adult human when it's the exact opposite. Is there any hope for Phil at this point? He's really lost it. A cat behaving like a cat is somehow the most exciting thing that happens in Phil's life and his life revolves around his cat; in fact he talks more about his cat than his damn wife. What an embarrassing hermit.

Phil literally said he brings Jasper to then dinner table and feeds him (on the floor) so they can eat dinner as a family.

Edit: he also said he has to constantly chase Jasper off the table.

Just saying the cat paws on the table are the same paws that massage their poo and pee. I might be wrong, but I don't think cat saliva is antibacterial.

 

[THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS]

eat dinner as a family.

I'll say what Tevin also pointed out a few days ago: jokes about Jasper is fine, jokes about Khat isn't even though they are both part of the family

 

[JamFlowMan]

Phil has turned into one of those weird people who views their pet as their child and is overly protective of them. He was on the verge of tears talking about Jasper being "lost" for a couple hours inside the condo, explaining Jasper was "sad" about the ordeal and it really scared him. Jasper apparently needs a bell around his neck at all times so Phil doesn't have to worry so much! Locking him in a small room for 4 hours isn't traumatizing, though. He's unironically referring to himself, Kat and Jasper as a "family". Phil believes this means he's a mature, adult human when it's the exact opposite. Is there any hope for Phil at this point? He's really lost it. A cat behaving like a cat is somehow the most exciting thing that happens in Phil's life and his life revolves around his cat; in fact he talks more about his cat than his damn wife. What an embarrassing hermit.

This is going to be some irresponsible speculation, but Jasper may be the first thing Phil has connected with since Panda left. He can call Kat his soulmate but what we know is she spends all day giving Phil the cold shoulder while she plays games. Instead of taking interest in one of his few hobbies, wrestling, she tells him to turn that shit off and not watch it while she's around. She won't come on cam to help him grift some extra bits/tips, and when she did the awkward tension between them radiated through the computer screen.

Even mature adult humans need to connect with someone or something. Phil was dying of thirst and Jasper is his oasis. Jasper can't tell Phil to go fuck himself, at least not verbally, but Phil's never been good at picking up nonverbal communication. Come hell or high water Phil will make one of the cat's in his house his soulmate.

 

[Sparkletor]

I'll say what Tevin also pointed out a few days ago: jokes about Jasper is fine, jokes about Khat isn't even though they are both part of the family

I don't want to pozload my negholep, but imagine if you directed all Kat jokes onto Jasper.

Jasper's sister was possessed by a demon.

Jasper cheated on his mate and moved from Arkanzona.

Jasper bought a copy of Death Stranding.

Think about it, but do not tip.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

I found this

<%$lasthope387> cheer1000 We can make it through anything. If I can make it through spinal cancer, you can make it through this. Good luck Phil!!!

Could you imagine this person giving PHIL money and he was suffering spinal cancer..

I have close family member battling spinal cancer too....but

Based on his behaviour, Phil himself is a toxic cancer on the internet.

No one likes cancer, so dont give money to cancer, when Phil cries poor, dont give money to make the cancer have a chance to grow back

Fuck cancer, fuck Phil

 

[Asperchewy]

I hope Phil never has a real human child. Not because it would be bad for the child itself. But for the fact he doesn't deserve to have that JOY of raising a helpless baby into a "Mature Adult TM" after grifting money from other parents children all these years.

Edit: His fans* parents*, were all bad parents*.

*(Wheelchair symbols)

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I hope Phil never has a real human child. Not because it would be bad for the child itself. But for the fact he doesn't deserve to have that JOY of raising a helpless baby into a "Mature Adult TM" after grifting money from other parents children all these years.

Imagine the begging ramped up to get the little pigspawn into a private/charter school and the first time he's told by his fellows students that his dad is a bigger grifter than those inner city pastors.

 

[Asperchewy]

Imagine the begging ramped up to get the little pigspawn into a private/charter school and the first time he's told by his fellows students that his dad is a bigger grifter than those inner city pastors.

 

[Adamska]

I found this

<%$lasthope387> cheer1000 We can make it through anything. If I can make it through spinal cancer, you can make it through this. Good luck Phil!!!

Could you imagine this person giving PHIL money and he was suffering spinal cancer..

He's fucked because I believe you have to have metastasized tumors in the brain to think giving money to Pig is a good idea for entertainment value. Either that or you were born mentally deficient.

You have to be this pants shitting retarded to donate to Pig's 100k a year manchild hermit lifestyle. Pig ain't poor; just an entitled low-T faggot who refuses to budget.

 

[Regulas]

Phil literally said he brings Jasper to then dinner table and feeds him (on the floor) so they can eat dinner as a family.

Edit: he also said he has to constantly chase Jasper off the table.

Just saying the cat paws on the table are the same paws that massage their poo and pee. I might be wrong, but I don't think cat saliva is antibacterial.

Phil confirmed for having toxoplasmosis

 

[N0thingICanDo]

This is Phil attempting to check if he (he means WE, Reeeeeee) has reached subgoal for an event that he will ask for more donations

This guy should declare legally blind or the gout just fatten his fingers too much, your take

 

[THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS]

This is Phil attempting to check if he (he means WE, Reeeeeee) has reached subgoal for an event that he will ask for more donations

This guy should declare legally blind or the gout just fatten his fingers too much, your take


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I never got why the fuck he checks his sub count via chat

 

[Adamska]

I never got why the fuck he checks his sub count via chat

He learned a method to check subs and then never bothered to check into more efficient ways due to being a lazy fuck. Contrast to him manually editing the leaderboard because of his fear of getting trolls as his top tippers and so on.