Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[HeyYou]

For whatever reason hasbro announced toys of the old pre-disney EU guys including shit from KOTOR.

Something happened to allow the forbidden texts to be referenced again.

Oh shit, really? Got a link? I'm waiting for a Jacen black series figure to match Jaina.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Oh shit, really? Got a link? I'm waiting for a Jacen black series figure to match Jaina.

these are all coming in 2020 with more To Be Announced

Jedi Knight Revan (02/2020)
Heavy Battle Droid EA BFII (02/2020)
Count Dooku (03/2020)
Zori Bliss (03/2020)
Knight of Ren (Rogue) (03/2020)
Kit Fisto (05/2020)
Plo Koon (05/2020)
Geonosian (Red) Battle Droid (05/2020)

Way more droids than before, Prequel trilogy stuff as well. They're really starting to swing back into what actually sells. Notice the Disney stuff is in the minority now for TBS.

 

[HeyYou]

Jedi Knight Revan (02/2020)

Damn, I thought it was going to be old EU comics characters and such. It is hilarious that they're marketing Revan as being from that shitty mobile game because he has an appearance there. Sadly, the new figure seems to be a recolor of the old one rather than entirely new, I wish that they would have had his hood down and face revealed like how the robes actually appear in the original game.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Damn, I thought it was going to be old EU comics characters and such. It is hilarious that they're marketing Revan as being from that shitty mobile game because he has an appearance there

Nah not yet, but we're going to get there.

Galaxy's Edge was a wake up call and Disney may wind up reverting park prices back to what they were.


Like you up the prices to the park and then have the new park unable to serve a decent burger in the multitude of eateries that's just unacceptable. This is america damnit.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Any news on the horrendeously expensive Hotel? When will it be finished? I can't imagine that thing will ever see even just half the numbers to be profitable.

 

[PseudoScrooge]

I apologize for my less than awesome shopping ability, but please "enjoy" anyway!

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here’s everything that has been confirmed and talked about for those that want to keep up on this thread.

 

[Tsusaba109]

Any news on the horrendeously expensive Hotel? When will it be finished? I can't imagine that thing will ever see even just half the numbers to be profitable.

Yeah they're still building it. Sounds stupid to me, and coming from the same writers that made Star Wars land and I know it will suck

What I know so far:
1 billion dollar investment
rumored cost is 3k for three days a person, 7,5k for a family
theme is the sequel era, same time as Star Wars land
it will be connected to the theme park via some immersive elevator "shuttle"
it's not really a hotel it's more like a "role-playing immersive cruise ship experience", every staff at the hotel will role-play basically
there are no windows in the hotel just screens of space
rumor is people won't be allowed to walk in or out at any time because it's a "cruise ship"
people will be expected to role play when the first order invades the ship
rumor is people will be woken up in the middle of the night and invited to go on missions

 

[Marissa Moira]

rumor is people will be woken up in the middle of the night and invited to go on missions

Nobody, nobody in Hotel Management and Hospitality Services ESPECIALLY at Disney will be that stupid to do something like this. This is like the fucking rule you are never supposed to break. You don't wake guests up in the middle of the night unless it's an emergency.

 

[Revan]

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these are all coming in 2020 with more To Be Announced

Jedi Knight Revan (02/2020)
Heavy Battle Droid EA BFII (02/2020)
Count Dooku (03/2020)
Zori Bliss (03/2020)
Knight of Ren (Rogue) (03/2020)
Kit Fisto (05/2020)
Plo Koon (05/2020)
Geonosian (Red) Battle Droid (05/2020)

Way more droids than before, Prequel trilogy stuff as well. They're really starting to swing back into what actually sells. Notice the Disney stuff is in the minority now for TBS.

If they touch Kotor I'm going to be pissed, let something rest in peace for once.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Yeah they're still building it. Sounds stupid to me, and coming from the same writers that made Star Wars land and I know it will suck

What I know so far:
1 billion dollar investment
rumored cost is 3k for three days a person, 7,5k for a family
theme is the sequel era, same time as Star Wars land
it will be connected to the theme park via some immersive elevator "shuttle"
it's not really a hotel it's more like a "role-playing immersive cruise ship experience", every staff at the hotel will role-play basically
there are no windows in the hotel just screens of space
rumor is people won't be allowed to walk in or out at any time because it's a "cruise ship"
people will be expected to role play when the first order invades the ship
rumor is people will be woken up in the middle of the night and invited to go on missions

I am pressing X on the following

it's not really a hotel it's more like a "role-playing immersive cruise ship experience", every staff at the hotel will role-play basically
rumor is people won't be allowed to walk in or out at any time because it's a "cruise ship"
people will be expected to role play when the first order invades the ship
rumor is people will be woken up in the middle of the night and invited to go on missions

 

[Tsusaba109]

Nobody, nobody in Hotel Management and Hospitality Services ESPECIALLY at Disney will be that stupid to do something like this. This is like the fucking rule you are never supposed to break. You don't wake guests up in the middle of the night unless it's an emergency.

Does sound pretty stupid now that you mention it don't remember where I read that.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Does sound pretty stupid now that you mention it don't remember where I read that.

Like that might maybe be a package but sounds odd

 

[Judge Holden]

I am pressing X on the following

> trapped in a shitty, shoddily constructed plastic hotel and not allowed to leave
> surrounded by nu-wars obsessed reylos/instagram influencers/twitter checkmarks/conSOOMers openly masturbating over their corporate mandated roleplay fantasies
> staff aggressively trying to make me LARP with the scum around me and not letting me get shitfaced to escape the pain
> go to my 1.78 metre square pod room and cry myself to sleep...and they forcibly wake me up and drag me back out to make me play act that im fighting space drumpfff with the other brave #resistance fighters

Like...are they actually trying to recreate hell? is this all some eldritch ritual to bring about armageddon or some shit because who the actual fuck would sign on to this nightmare?!

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

> trapped in a shitty, shoddily constructed plastic hotel and not allowed to leave
> surrounded by nu-wars obsessed reylos/instagram influencers/twitter checkmarks/conSOOMers openly masturbating over their corporate mandated roleplay fantasies
> staff aggressively trying to make me to LARP with the scum around me and not letting me get shitfaced to escape the pain
> go to my 1.78 metre square pod room and cry myself to sleep...and they forcibly wake me up and drag me back out to make me play act that im fighting space drumpfff with the other brave #resistance fighters

Like...are they actually trying to recreate hell? is this all some eldritch ceremony to bring about armageddon or some shit because who the actual fuck would sign on to this nightmare?!

Wow it sounds really horrific when you say it that way

 

[Judge Holden]

Wow it sounds really horrific when you say it that way

The "not allowed to leave" and "not allowed to sleep" parts are what turn this from a shit experience to a literal Mauschwitz

Like im not even kidding, if I wound up taking a bunch of wrong turns/getting shitfaced and found myself there, I would legit start breaking shit around me and screaming ethnic slurs if they tried to pull the "you cant leave sir, please just calm down and mingle with the other star wars fans" card on me.

 

[Adamska]

I don't believe there is a Lucas cut, and that this information must be taken with at least a grain of salt. Remember: this is supposed to be secret, so having Lucas's involvement be leaked feels off in some way, shape or form. The lack of detail on the other audience scores and comp from Doomcock also makes me think his source didn't have this information reliably recorded (if Doomcock isn't just blowing smoke out his ass), so there's a probably margin for error. I'm also wondering whether or not the audience was stacked the second or third time.

Oh I fully believe that the idea of a Lucas cut might be a nearly-complete lie; at best they had him come on with a few napkin ideas and are claiming that this small effort was a cut right there. I fully believe it's yet another counter-leak akin to that one really shitty one that was probably set up by JarJar Abrams or one of his flunkies to try and protect his reputation.

And apparently the audience was stacked already given that like 1/4 the audience were comprised of literal brainlets who would just as likely see a new Chipmunks cgi movie as they would Star Wars. I recall that apparently that another 1/4 were Nu-War fans.

So expect heavy skewing if any of this shit is true.

Probably negotiating a new "going forward" deal

On Hasbro; they've been slowly learning that woke leads to going broke, so I'd not be shocked if they just went to Lucas to distribute non Nu-Wars stuff again. This is the company that made a monopoly spin-off that mocks both millenials and champaigne socialists.

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh I fully believe that the idea of a Lucas cut might be a nearly-complete lie; at best they had him come on with a few napkin ideas and are claiming that this small effort was a cut right there. I fully believe it's yet another counter-leak akin to that one really shitty one that was probably set up by JarJar Abrams or one of his flunkies to try and protect his reputation.

And apparently the audience was stacked already given that like 1/4 the audience were comprised of literal brainlets who would just as likely see a new Chipmunks cgi movie as they would Star Wars. I recall that apparently that another 1/4 were Nu-War fans.

So expect heavy skewing if any of this shit is true.

On Hasbro; they've been slowly learning that woke leads to going broke, so I'd not be shocked if they just went to Lucas to distribute non Nu-Wars stuff again. This is the company that made a monopoly spin-off that mocks both millenials and champaigne socialists.

Honestly it wouldnt surprise me if somebody in disney/lucasfilm is floating the idea of a "limited" revival of the old EU/legends continuity with some new books/comics/vidya or even an animated production. Given how everything seems to be falling apart it makes sense they would give previously unthinkable ideas more consideration in the hope it helps reverse their fortunes and maybe get the alienated fan-niggas back

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

> trapped in a shitty, shoddily constructed plastic hotel and not allowed to leave
> surrounded by nu-wars obsessed reylos/instagram influencers/twitter checkmarks/conSOOMers openly masturbating over their corporate mandated roleplay fantasies
> staff aggressively trying to make me LARP with the scum around me and not letting me get shitfaced to escape the pain
> go to my 1.78 metre square pod room and cry myself to sleep...and they forcibly wake me up and drag me back out to make me play act that im fighting space drumpfff with the other brave #resistance fighters

Like...are they actually trying to recreate hell? is this all some eldritch ritual to bring about armageddon or some shit because who the actual fuck would sign on to this nightmare?!

And lest we forget:
Every waking hour, you'll bask in the warm fluorescent light of artificial illumination, thanks to the lack of actual windows to the outside.

 

[Judge Holden]

And lest we forget:
Every waking hour, you'll bask in the warm fluorescent light of artificial illumination, thanks to the lack of actual windows to the outside.

Nigger sign me up to a month in the Backrooms over this fucking nightmare