Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

At this point the Disney trilogy so far combined with the leaks, hype, and specualtion for Episode IX has produced such a bad collection of content that expectations for either the franchise or Episode IX specifically can't sink much lower than they already have. And to think this film willl somehow be much better than the previous two films is too :optimistic:.
Expectations imply that people care; almost no one even cares that this film is coming out. That's sheer apathy; and we're getting to a possible bomb scenario, since I actually think even Solo had more buzz than this dead film walking.
An underwhelming ending to episode IX would almost be the perfect capstone given how lackluster and underwhelming the previous two films have been. At some point, the reshoots have to stop and final preparations have to be made. It won't surprise me if someone in that process decides to say "screw it" and just mails it in since everything else about the ST has been half-assed at best.
Oh, it being an unfocused mess would be glorious. Can you hear JarJar throwing his shitty writer (that he picked) under the bus so he can absolve himself of not even being able to close a door let alone finish media.
It's almost as bad as the grifting lolcows that spam their "please click my e-begging links" posts ad nauseum. It's also a good way to for these Youtubers to have random people not follow them or view their content in the future because of the excessive self-promotion.
Literally like a splinter in the brain; I ditched channels like MechaRandom42 or whatever her name is when she began doing "oh woe is me I'm being attacked by big business", and am doing that with Nerdrotic and OverlordDVD because I don't want to see full grown people literally do a begging dance every fucking day; you shitboots had actual jobs and decided to gamble it for short term earnings fucking live with it.

Like if I can't even tolerate that shit from ClownfishTV, then that meas it's like fork in the brain fork in the brain fork in the brain-
Given how much the SJW crowd excels at slacktivism which is talking the talk while doing absolutely nothing, the fact they somehow enjoy seeing Holdo do this isn't surprising despite the fact anyone with critical thinking skills seeing this as the worst possible example of leadership and command skills.
This implies they even saw the scenes; I'm still not convinced they just sit in their man and womanchild caves and just lie about seeing it using talking points distributed by the shill media or from actual shills.
The more I hear about these rewrites, the final product sounds like it will be more of a disaster simply because a film with so many changes can't possibly end up having any degree of coherence with itself let alone either of the previous films. I almost wonder if the original shoot of Episode IX -- as bad and imperfect as it may have been -- would have been better than what we end up seeing after all these costly edits, reshoots, and last-ditch efforts to appeal to everyone.
It's kind of like how you'll never know if all the edits to Rogue One did more damage than it prevented; you just have to live with it. However apparently the original cut's ending was so fucking bad the audience collectively rioted. No seriously, a score of 4 in test audiences is catastrophically awful.
Do we know this supposed cut exists, or is it nothing more than hyped-up vaporware intended to try to get fans of Lucas-era SW to see Episode IX with the implication Lucas is somehow involved or endorses the film.
Knowing the Rat, I'll remain suspicious because of how often they lie to try and avoid facing bad news. Plus this does sound a lot like what Dark Fate and to a lesser degree Genysis did in falsely claiming the creator was back in some role. Plus this is also after Iger did reveal he did Lucas dirty and how George hated what he did to his works.
 
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Do we know this supposed cut exists, or is it nothing more than hyped-up vaporware intended to try to get fans of Lucas-era SW to see Episode IX with the implication Lucas is somehow involved or endorses the film.
Even if the fabled 88 cut exists, it may be a fake score cooked by suits desperate to cover their asses. There's an excellent article in AH about the advertising bubble, but fake metrics aren't limited to advertising. Every too big to fail corporation is like that.
 
Is it just me or is there not even much Astroturfing around this movie? Barely any marketing, almost no shilling, the toys already on sale before the movie even hit the screens...
If all this is true, this isn't Disney in Damage Control Mode, it's Disney full on abondoning this movie to cut their losses.

Would speak volumes about what kind of quality we can expect.

Even if the fabled 88 cut exists, it may be a fake score cooked by suits desperate to cover their asses. There's an excellent article in AH about the advertising bubble, but fake metrics aren't limited to advertising. Every too big to fail corporation is like that.
Crazy idea: The 88 score isn't the average score result over multiple test screenings, it's the aggregate score over all screenings.
If it even exists.

Frankly, Doomcock's test audience video seems a bit off. In terms of rumors, I don't put much faith in it.
 
I thought there was a Lucas cut too though guys; that was the one that allegedly had an 88 score (damn good test audience result) and introduces a "secret skywalker". But honestly given Iger, he MIGHT actually say fuck it and make his the cut out of arrogance and cheapness.

Is it just me or is there not even much Astroturfing around this movie? Barely any marketing, almost no shilling, the toys already on sale before the movie even hit the screens...
If all this is true, this isn't Disney in Damage Control Mode, it's Disney full on abondoning this movie to cut their losses.

Would speak volumes about what kind of quality we can expect.


Crazy idea: The 88 score isn't the average score result over multiple test screenings, it's the aggregate score over all screenings.
If it even exists.

Frankly, Doomcock's test audience video seems a bit off. In terms of rumors, I don't put much faith in it.

I am taking the news of a "lucas cut" with a MASSIVE grain of salt, as I am reports of the audience scores.
The "secret skywalker" shit smacks of...desperation? I can't see how audiences would respond positively to that.
(But then again, Lucas knows his melodrama, and since its just an edit, it wouldn't have any Lucasian dialogue.....)

I don't even know if its Disney abandoning the movie so much as it could be Iger is hanging Kennedy out to dry.


The more I hear about these rewrites, the final product sounds like it will be more of a disaster simply because a film with so many changes can't possibly end up having any degree of coherence with itself let alone either of the previous films. I almost wonder if the original shoot of Episode IX -- as bad and imperfect as it may have been -- would have been better than what we end up seeing after all these costly edits, reshoots, and last-ditch efforts to appeal to everyone.

Counter point, ANH underwent massive edits with multiple editors; reshoots were less of a thing back in the day.
Of course the immediate counter-counter point is all those edits were enacting a singular vision of a man who knew what he wanted to deliver (but as we would learn with the PT, didn't always know how to deliver it), verses the current process which is veering drunkenly all over the road space lanes.

Literally like a splinter in the brain; I ditched channels like MechaRandom42 or whatever her name is when she began doing "oh woe is me I'm being attacked by big business", and am doing that with Nerdrotic and OverlordDVD because I don't want to see full grown people literally do a begging dance every fucking day; you shitboots had actual jobs and decided to gamble it for short term earnings fucking live with it.

Like if I can't even tolerate that shit from ClownfishTV, then that meas it's like fork in the brain fork in the brain fork in the brain-

I don't mind Clownfish's sub-begging as much because they are at least upfront about why they want you to sub/comment, and its kept to bare minimum.

What I hate is when Youtubers act like they actually give a shit about your sub/comment beyond increasing their adsense metrics. OR when they have a 30 second "call to action" on every video.
 
Did you hear the latest rumor out of ME?

"Allegedly" the final cut is something no one internally in Lucasfilm or Disney likes but it is the thing that best satisfies the audience that everyone can live with
Watched that this morning. After the talk a few pages back about how much IX will gross, if the 300m RESHOOT estimate is accurate, IX could legitimately pull a Solo or worse.. They have to have already dropped at least that amount, and probably more in original production.
 
Watched that this morning. After the talk a few pages back about how much IX will gross, if the 300m RESHOOT estimate is accurate, IX could legitimately pull a Solo or worse.. They have to have already dropped at least that amount, and probably more in original production.
Also since they are re-purposing stuff from the Mandalorian they may try to hide actual expenses
 
Watched that this morning. After the talk a few pages back about how much IX will gross, if the 300m RESHOOT estimate is accurate, IX could legitimately pull a Solo or worse.. They have to have already dropped at least that amount, and probably more in original production.
With every day that passes, the hype dies more, and my excitement for the dumpster fire grows in some twisted way.

As an aside, every time I look into Google Trends for "Star Wars," the evidence of apathy is overwhelming. I wish I had more hard numbers on this sort of thing.
 
If there is a Lucas cut, I wonder what George stipulated in order to agree to do it. I can't imagine it was cheap
I don't believe there is a Lucas cut, and that this information must be taken with at least a grain of salt. Remember: this is supposed to be secret, so having Lucas's involvement be leaked feels off in some way, shape or form. The lack of detail on the other audience scores and comp from Doomcock also makes me think his source didn't have this information reliably recorded (if Doomcock isn't just blowing smoke out his ass), so there's a probably margin for error. I'm also wondering whether or not the audience was stacked the second or third time.

By the way, I called all of this shit last December. Look at my fucking prediction, and realize how close I was to getting the real thing right.
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Super Snoke -> Palpatine
Death Star IV -> Death Star II/Death Star Fleet
Redeem Ren -> Redeem Ren.
Time Traveling Ghost Fuckery -> Rey's Avatar State/Palpatine
 
I don't believe there is a Lucas cut, and that this information must be taken with at least a grain of salt. Remember: this is supposed to be secret, so having Lucas's involvement be leaked feels off in some way, shape or form. The lack of detail on the other audience scores and comp from Doomcock also makes me think his source didn't have this information reliably recorded (if Doomcock isn't just blowing smoke out his ass), so there's a probably margin for error. I'm also wondering whether or not the audience was stacked the second or third time.

So I think he had confirmation on the first showing and not the subsidiary ones [based on how he said it, and based on things I talked to acquaintances in common]

Lucas is a MASSIVE disney shareholder. And his ability to putter around and do the stuff he is passionate about is tied to Disney earnings. If this takes a big dump George will lose money
 
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