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usernames_suck said:
Holy shit his Patreon has dropped so low Spoony is making more money from not doing anything
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To be fair Phil is not doing anything either with his Patrons and his perks were among the most garbage-like on the entire site

But I digress such trend graph like these are surprisingly pleasant to see:


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Fuck off all you people talking about cancer and diseases. People all over the world are TRULY suffering from no girlfriend.

They have no one to do the laundry. No one to cook dinner. Nobody to push the cart in Fred Meyers.

Please help.

This thanksgiving, please donate to Darksydephil. Every dollar you donate takes a dollar out of a starving baby's mouth. Ack ack ack. Fuck that baby.

Remember, tips are not mandatory it they are necessary.
 
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usernames_suck said:
Holy shit his Patreon has dropped so low Spoony is making more money from not doing anything
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  • DSP's last update Feb 2018
  • Spoony's last update Jun 2016
To be fair Spoony is only earning $7 more than Phil, but yep, that's still a big "yikes" as Phil's valley-girl-wanna-be Wife would say. I just anticipate it falling lower, Spoony may be a dick but at one point he produced legitimately good content that people still can go back and watch and enjoy. The King of Content with his 10,000,000,000 hours of youtube uploads not only can't claim the same quality, but even if he could it would be buried under wave after wave of mediocre to crap videos. Eventually the only people who will remember DarksydePhil will be the people who made fun of him.

You're just another streamer to your fans Phil, to us you're one of the greatest lolcows of all time. Embrace your destiny.
 
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ZehnBoat said:
inb4 phil mysteriously talks about his patreon more and more
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Sorry, no.

Pateron is passive money. You give money once a month for one perk. A shout out.

Phil wants active money. Give tips and bits constantly for a shout out.

Phil could not possibly afford his condo if he didn't stream. No jobs are better than streaming. If he quit streaming he would lose the house. How do his neighbors afford to live there?
 
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Sparkletor said:
Sorry, no.

Pateron is passive money. You give money once a month for one perk. A shout out.

Phil wants active money. Give tips and bits constantly for a shout out.

Phil could not possibly afford his condo if he didn't stream. No jobs are better than streaming. If he quit streaming he would lose the house. How do his neighbors afford to live there?
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Fun fact, 11 of the owners in that 31-unit complex have lived there for about 20 years. Another fun fact:
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DSP could have installed air conditioning in his entire condo for $5-7K back when he had money and he wouldn't have to be miserable 4-5 months of the year.

EDIT: I guess the majority haven't lived there since 1999 like I thought. 11 of 31 are the first owner of the condo.
 
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Very Honest Content said:
Maybe an OGRascal alt? Veteran Cholo OGloc is the english translation of the screenname after all...
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This never occurred to me and I like the theory so I did some checking, but it doesn't seem like this is the case.

There are tons of instances where they're both in chat and posting messages, a lot of times with there only being seconds between them.

Example:
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There are tons more examples of those, but I even found one where they posted a message at the exact same time:
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(https://overrustlelogs.net/Darksydephil chatlog/October 2019/2019-10-24#186001-186054)

Even though we're dealing with someone within the DSP realm and it could be a highly exceptional individual who is logged in with two accounts at the same time, I think it's very unlikely.

Basically the same goes for @actually's theory of it being survivesweettreat:
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Both in chat at the same time, posting messages within seconds from one another. Again: not impossible, but highly unlikely.
 
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Also today, Phil had $16 in tips after the break. Naturally, he pisses and moans about not getting money, so what happens? Silentbob tips $37 and nocouture tips $33 like good little paypigs. Presumably different people, but who knows.

Edit: Good find there @Comma. I guess Phil just manages to attract multiple spastic dipshits who like to pay a dollar per inane question.
 
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