DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Salubrious]

Does he live in a retirement community?

I was going to make a joke about how DSP lives a retiree lifestyle, and then I realized that it was incorrect.

My 60+ year old retiree mother, whose shoulders both needed surgery after years of factory work, is more active than DSP. She washes her own dishes, does her own laundry, cooks her own food, and leaves the house more than once a week.

Every retiree that I know save 1-2 is more active than DSP. He is less active than 60 year olds.

 

[Comma]

I might be wrong on this, but I've noticed it twice now. Is dave starting to bite his nails when a woman speaks? I've seen him do it during wwe and now death stranding.

I happened to clip him bitching about the slow stream today, and I noticed he was trying to jam his whole hand into his mouth or something:

at 0:22, 1:06 and 1:40

Fucking weird.

Come to think of it: it's quite an accomplishment to be acting like such a dried up CUNT, but still manage to draw attention to another weird thing at the same time. Simply amazing.

 

[architects]

Also today, Phil had $16 in tips after the break. Naturally, he pisses and moans about not getting money, so what happens? Silentbob tips $37 and nocouture tips $33 like good little paypigs. Presumably different people, but who knows.

Edit: Good find there @Comma. I guess Phil just manages to attract multiple spastic dipshits who like to pay a dollar per inane question.

You beat me to this. Do other streamers do this? I watch a lot of COD streamers and I swear I’ve never heard them talk about how slow/low the contributions are for a stream.

 

[Very Honest Content]

This never occurred to me and I like the theory so I did some checking, but it doesn't seem like this is the case.

There are tons of instances where they're both in chat and posting messages, a lot of times with there only being seconds between them.

Example:
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There are tons more examples of those, but I even found one where they posted a message at the exact same time:
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(https://overrustlelogs.net/Darksydephil chatlog/October 2019/2019-10-24#186001-186054)

Even though we're dealing with someone within the DSP realm and it could be a highly exceptional individual who is logged in with two accounts at the same time, I think it's very unlikely.

Basically the same goes for @actually's theory of it being survivesweettreat:
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Both in chat at the same time, posting messages within seconds from one another. Again: not impossible, but highly unlikely.

Only way it would work is to have the instantaneous 'response' typed up in another window on another system and hit the enter buttons on both at the exact same time which, I mean, come on.

Solid debunking. I agree with your detective work there Lou, I mean comma. (Also your last log capture, is there a SherWOOD Oaks California? I know of a SherMAN Oaks California but can't find a Sherwood Oaks?)

 

[actually]

You beat me to this. Do other streamers do this? I watch a lot of COD streamers and I swear I’ve never heard them talk about how slow/low the contributions are for a stream.

I've literally never seen another streamer do like Phil does. Maybe I don't watch enough of them, but literally no other streamer I've ever watched has done what he does.

 

[Leon Breitling]

You beat me to this. Do other streamers do this? I watch a lot of COD streamers and I swear I’ve never heard them talk about how slow/low the contributions are for a stream.

I can't think of any of the streamers I watch even mentioning monetary shit beyond "hey you can sub" or the occasional "send me to TwitchCon/GDQ/Whatever" kind of thing.

 

[Shambler]

I might be wrong on this, but I've noticed it twice now. Is dave starting to bite his nails when a woman speaks? I've seen him do it during wwe and now death stranding.

i don't think theres enough evidence yet for doing it while women are on screen, but i think its worth looking into, we've been so focused on his darky anxiety we never bothered to see if he did it to women as well

 

[Salubrious]

You beat me to this. Do other streamers do this? I watch a lot of COD streamers and I swear I’ve never heard them talk about how slow/low the contributions are for a stream.

No because they have pride and dignity.

The ones with followings of the size of DSP or higher know that the money will come soon enough and to just be patient; they don't have to beg for it every few minutes because to the rest of the world that's a turn off. Begging is for short term gains at the cost of long term growth.

They are also grateful for what they get.

i don't think theres enough evidence yet for doing it while women are on screen, but i think its worth looking into, we've been so focused on his darky anxiety we never bothered to see if he did it to women as well

DSP has isolated himself so much that soon we're going to get to the point where ANY people on screen make him nervous like it's an advanced case of stranger danger.

 

[Sparkletor]

I can't think of any of the streamers I watch even mentioning monetary shit beyond "hey you can sub" or the occasional "send me to TwitchCon/GDQ/Whatever" kind of thing.

I've seen quite a few streamers say, "oops my last stream got demonitized for 'x' I will try to avoid that in the future".

I've not seen a one except Phil say, "please cheer sub and tip or I will lose my house"

Please. Starbucks is hiring. $15/hr. Free coffee. Oh, my bad. Free water, just add MIO.

 

[architects]

Most I’ve ever seen is simple reminders about Twitch Prime or a sub train. The lack of self awareness/respect is mind boggling. Feel like nothing should surprise me but, for some reason it always does.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

I've literally never seen another streamer do like Phil does. Maybe I don't watch enough of them, but literally no other streamer I've ever watched has done what he does.

To be honest I doubt anyone on this forum will be familiar with people begging like Dave, what we should do is see what other streamers the wheelchairs follow, they are probably beggars too

 

[actually]

To be honest I doubt anyone on this forum will be familiar with people begging like Dave, what we should do is see what other streamers the wheelchairs follow, they are probably beggars too

Unfortunately, Twitch has removed that functionality. Does anybody know if someone has built a tool that enables seeing who people follow?

 

[Muppetmode]

I happened to clip him bitching about the slow stream today, and I noticed he was trying to jam his whole hand into his mouth or something:

at 0:22, 1:06 and 1:40
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Fucking weird.

Come to think of it: it's quite an accomplishment to be acting like such a dried up CUNT, but still manage to draw attention to another weird thing at the same time. Simply amazing.

Stares down the barrel of the camera and chastises like he just read something unbelievable. The fuckin memes.

 

[Regulas]

Why does he snort so much? Is he trying to inhale something?

 

[tzgnilki]

Why does he snort so much? Is he trying to inhale something?

he's severely congested and won't do anything about it, it's a sign of how dusty his house is and how little fresh air he gets

 

[actually]

he's severely congested and won't do anything about it, it's a sign of how dusty his house is and how little fresh air he gets

Also his sleep apnea and probable frequent drinking.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Unfortunately, Twitch has removed that functionality. Does anybody know if someone has built a tool that enables seeing who people follow?

Apparently, it's still in the API https://dev.twitch.tv/docs/v5/reference/users/#get-user-follows

Get User Follows
Gets a list of all channels followed by a specified user, sorted by the date when they started following each channel.
Authentication
None
URL
GET https://api.twitch.tv/kraken/users/<user ID>/follows/channels
Optional Query String Parameters

Name	Type	Description
limit	integer	Maximum number of most-recent objects to return. Default: 25. Maximum: 100.
offset	integer	Object offset for pagination of results. Default: 0.
direction	string	Sorting direction. Valid values: asc, desc. Default: desc (newest first).
sortby	string	Sorting key. Valid values: created_at, last_broadcast, login. Default: created_at.

Example:
curl -H 'Accept: application/vnd.twitchtv.v5+json' \
-H 'Client-ID: uo6dggojyb8d6soh92zknwmi5ej1q2' \
-X GET 'https://api.twitch.tv/kraken/users/44322889/follows/channels'

Response:
{
"_total": 27,
"follows": [
{
"created_at": "2016-09-16T20:37:39Z",
"notifications": false,
"channel": {
"_id": 12826,
"background": null,
"banner": null,
"broadcaster_language": "en",
"created_at": "2007-05-22T10:39:54Z",
"delay": null,
"display_name": "Twitch",
"followers": 530641,
"game": "Gaming Talk Shows",
"language": "en",
"logo": "https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/jtv_user_pictures/twitch-profile_image-bd6df6672afc7497-300x300.png",
"mature": false,
"name": "twitch",
"partner": true,
"profile_banner": "https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/jtv_user_pictures/twitch-profile_banner-6936c61353e4aeed-480.png",
"profile_banner_background_color": null,
"status": "Twitch Weekly",
"updated_at": "2016-12-13T18:35:28Z",
"url": "https://www.twitch.tv/twitch",
"video_banner": "https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/jtv_us...el_offline_image-d687d9e22677a1b6-640x360.png",
"views": 109064987
}
},
...
]
}

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Why does he snort so much? Is he trying to inhale something?

Chat's money. All of it.

 

[Surly Muppet]

There was an absolutely incoherent rant tonight about how he doesn't care about Twitch Thots, but doesn't think they should be able to stream there, but it doesn't affect him and only jealous people complain.
He also commented that if he left a platform because he disagreed with what they allowed on it, he would have left YT a long time ago when they started promoting drama vids.
Just ignore that he has multiple well documented rants that specifically contradict every single one of these statements.

Someone probably already made note of it, but I love that he pulled out a Minecraft stream after dropping it for a month... the day before his day off.
I think this pretty much confirms that these streams are used to raise money for his day off. He trots out his cash cow out of nowhere, and begs for tips the whole night, then takes a day off and splashes it out. It's just... too obvious. There was no other reason to play Minecraft other than his naming competition regularly nets extra tips.

 

[THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS]

Tips are not mandatory, but if you wanna see me keep doing what I do (and which I love btw), then please tip me!

So, is tipping fucking mandatory or not, Phil? Because what sounds rn is like blackmailing your paypigs

Edit: Also, no, no few normal streamers that I watched, at least, beg for donations/subs/bits as much as Phil does, nor do they do a HINT HINT. A sub/donation goal at most which is just something to fill up the screen