Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

A thousand dollars a night.

About three times the price of a four and a half star hotel on the beach in Honolulu.

Who would spend that kind of money on a Star Wars hotel? Heck even on Disney property you could stay at the Polynesian for that price.

Watch Wild at Heart.

Or Rambling Rose.
 
Rebecca Gerber and her cucks.
And frittering away the time spent on the trip by scREEching about everything on twitter from GooberGrape to their lack of money and all topics in between.

More on topic, what casual fan or average person would spend this extravagant sum of money for this kind of experience? Even the most die-hard fans might draw the line at being woken up randomly during the night for forced mandatory SW larping.
 
Yeah they're still building it. Sounds stupid to me, and coming from the same writers that made Star Wars land and I know it will suck

What I know so far:
1 billion dollar investment
rumored cost is 3k for three days a person, 7,5k for a family
theme is the sequel era, same time as Star Wars land
it will be connected to the theme park via some immersive elevator "shuttle"
it's not really a hotel it's more like a "role-playing immersive cruise ship experience", every staff at the hotel will role-play basically
there are no windows in the hotel just screens of space
rumor is people won't be allowed to walk in or out at any time because it's a "cruise ship"
people will be expected to role play when the first order invades the ship
rumor is people will be woken up in the middle of the night and invited to go on missions

They've removed the 'Jedi Academy' show from the parks proper - because no doubt they want to stick it into this guaranteed fire hazard of a windowless building (and if the AC breaks down, then it's HEAT STROKE CITY, BABY!).

I especially like the idea of trapping people inside this stupid thing, forcing them to role play, and waking people up in the middle of the night (because that can't go wrong at all).

See, some time ago, I was watching somebody do a video of their experience at an Alton Towers hotel where they kind of did the same shit. Except it was, y'know, a themed halloween experience. With signed waivers. And the staff explicitly said when the haunts were coming (every two hours through the night) and really, getting woken up in the middle of the night was what you signed up to do, it wasn't a mandatory part of some other experience.

Honestly, I forget when they started building that stupid thing, but they should have stopped long ago. Disney can't even get NORMAL hotel rooms sold, the Rivera Resort is doing so badly that they're offering multi-night deals just to fill the thing (it was supposed to be filled with people going to Galaxy's Edge, LOL).

Oh, and then the Skyliner is basically a gigantic monumental disaster in its own right. Disney is never going to live that 'mechanical difficulty' down for at least a decade, if only because the local emergency response services are going to make damn sure the mouse doesn't cut corners like COMPLETELY FAIL TO HAVE ANY PLAN TO DEAL WITH THE RIDE STOPPING WITH PEOPLE TRAPPED IN THE AIR.

You just have to look at all this wasted money on infrastructure that isn't going to return on investment in the slightest and ask if it was really worth skipping replacing the ass-old Monorails because everybody LOVES the monorails and they've needed new ones for what, two fucking decades now?

According to JJ, TROS will be as risky as TLJ than safe as TFA.

Oh, no no no no, TFA was safe because Star Wars was still pretty popular, if in a 'sleeping giant' kind of way, and the fact the film wasn't a COMPLETE garbage fire only helped its case.

More importantly, it wasn't coming immediately on the heels of two extremely polarizing films. I honestly don't see RoS being anything more than a sacrificial play at this point just so Disney doesn't look even weaker by admitting they fucked up and wasted a lot of money on shit you have to pay stupidly high prices for anyway - stuff people didn't ask for.
 
Yeah they're still building it. Sounds stupid to me, and coming from the same writers that made Star Wars land and I know it will suck

What I know so far:
1 billion dollar investment
rumored cost is 3k for three days a person, 7,5k for a family
theme is the sequel era, same time as Star Wars land
it will be connected to the theme park via some immersive elevator "shuttle"
it's not really a hotel it's more like a "role-playing immersive cruise ship experience", every staff at the hotel will role-play basically
there are no windows in the hotel just screens of space
rumor is people won't be allowed to walk in or out at any time because it's a "cruise ship"
people will be expected to role play when the first order invades the ship
rumor is people will be woken up in the middle of the night and invited to go on missions
If you want more info on the hotel, I posted a lot of info about them somewhere after page 500. Can't remember exactly where but here are the info dumps that were easiest to find:

Prices are insane really, even for one person. And the rules for the sake of being in-universe will probably not be comfortable for casual tourists and foreigners.

They've removed the 'Jedi Academy' show from the parks proper - because no doubt they want to stick it into this guaranteed fire hazard of a windowless building (and if the AC breaks down, then it's HEAT STROKE CITY, BABY!).
That's exactly what they're doing as I mentioned several pages back. They got rid of Jedi Academy/Lightsaber training shit so they could move it into the hotel's exclusive "dojo". This building is also indeed a fire hazard, but judging from the maps and 3D models of the hotel, there will be quite a few fire escapes, but even then this whole thing still feels like a death trap, especially with how cut off everything is to create the feel of a spaceship.
 
More importantly, it wasn't coming immediately on the heels of two extremely polarizing films. I honestly don't see RoS being anything more than a sacrificial play at this point just so Disney doesn't look even weaker by admitting they fucked up and wasted a lot of money on shit you have to pay stupidly high prices for anyway - stuff people didn't ask for.

When are these fucking idiots going to realize actually going out to a movie is expensive in terms of not just money but time, and if you deliver shit people don't want to watch, calling them Nazis isn't going to make them watch your absolute piece of shit they don't want.
 
Stoneheart said:
the mandalorian was okay. looked very good, action was good, story was meh.
That seems to be what most are saying. Even me. It definitely has a high budget. High quality special effects, expensive production value, lots of little easter eggs here and there but the characters and story are just really lame or flat. I probably wouldn't have an issue with that if not for the fact that we already know this show is just going to turn into First Order and sequel tie-in fellating so they can force you to like the films. They also didn't waste anytime in revealing another member of Yoda's species...

On a less important note, I just realized that the main character's ship is designed after "Jaster's Legacy", the one Jango Fett used to have in the old canon Bounty Hunter video game (PS2) before he got the Slave I. And the midget dewbacks are actually Blurrgs from the second Ewoks movie. At least the references here aren't as lame or as hamfisted as in most nu-media, but you just kinda wonder what's the point when you know these references mean literally nothing in this new timeline, unless Disney really is that desperate to attract that old part of the fanbase they alienated.
 
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That seems to be what most are saying. Even me. It definitely has a high budget. High quality special effects, expensive production value, lots of little easter eggs here and there but the characters and story are just really lame or flat. I probably wouldn't have an issue with that if not for the fact that we already know this show is just going to turn into First Order and sequel tie-in fellating so they can force you to like the films. They also didn't waste anytime in revealing another member of Yoda's species...

On a less important note, I just realized that the main character's ship is designed after "Jaster's Legacy", the one Jango Fett used to have in the old canon Bounty Hunter video game (PS2) before he got the Slave I. And the midget dewbacks are actually Blurrgs from the second Ewoks movie. At least the references here aren't as lame or as hamfisted as in most nu-media, but you just kinda wonder what's the point when you know these references mean literally nothing in this new timeline, unless Disney really is that desperate to attract that old part of the fanbase the alienated.

Really? They took something from the Bounty Hunter video game?

Credit where credit is due, that's pretty cool, it's interesting to think of such an expensive Disney project in 2019 borrowing something from a mostly forgotten 2002 PS2 game.
 
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