DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[harbinger]

You beat me to this. Do other streamers do this? I watch a lot of COD streamers and I swear I’ve never heard them talk about how slow/low the contributions are for a stream.

There was an absolutely incoherent rant tonight about how he doesn't care about Twitch Thots, but doesn't think they should be able to stream there

Do thots cry about participation and beg as much as Philip does?

They don't need to, they just sell their bath water.

Still better quality content than what Philip produces.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Do thots cry about participation and beg as much as Philip does?

They don't need to, they just sell their bath water.

 

[actually]

This is as good a time to say as any other: if you have a "LOL TROLL" name and ask for a sub, you're not a troll, you're a supporter, 100%. Same for "troll" cheers.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil is ranting about people hating him for invalid reasons.

In doing so, he described a Youtuber that has 500k subs and patreon support and does 30 minute 'RAW gameplay' just like Phil. This dude is successful because he doesn't have trolls like Phil does. The reason Phil knows this dude exists? Well Kat is watching his Outer Worlds playthrough.

So Kat... watches another Let's Player. I feel like this is an even bigger betrayal than her sleeping with another dude, given that internet money is the only thing Phil actually cares about. Bonus points if anyone knows who she is watching.

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

Apparently Phil and Khet sit together and watch a YouTuber with "almost 500,000 subs" and about 30k views per video, I wonder if Khet will move onto him next!

 

[shekelshoah666]

Phil is ranting about people hating him for invalid reasons.

In doing so, he described a Youtuber that has 500k subs and patreon support and does 30 minute 'RAW gameplay' just like Phil. This dude is successful because he doesn't have trolls like Phil does. The reason Phil knows this dude exists? Well Kat is watching his Outer Worlds playthrough.

So Kat... watches another Let's Player. I feel like this is an even bigger betrayal than her sleeping with another dude, given that internet money is the only thing Phil actually cares about. Bonus points if anyone knows who she is watching.

The Youtuber he watches isn't any better at games then him. And also isn't funnier and his content isn't any better. Talk about being insecure.

 

[LiquidCancer]

He should have said the YouTube guy was "undoxable" before mentioning him at all.

 

[Kheapathic]

"To get big like Pewdiepie or Ninja, you need to follow the trends."

"I don't want to follow the trends, that's not me."

"I need help paying my taxes and bills dude, be sure to tip me."

 

[JamFlowMan]

Phil is ranting about people hating him for invalid reasons.

In doing so, he described a Youtuber that has 500k subs and patreon support and does 30 minute 'RAW gameplay' just like Phil. This dude is successful because he doesn't have trolls like Phil does. The reason Phil knows this dude exists? Well Kat is watching his Outer Worlds playthrough.

So Kat... watches another Let's Player. I feel like this is an even bigger betrayal than her sleeping with another dude, given that internet money is the only thing Phil actually cares about. Bonus points if anyone knows who she is watching.

Jesus. "Hey Phil turn off wrestling so I can watch someone who does exactly what you do except they succeed while you fail." What a cunt. If it wasn't Phil i'd probably feel bad. Then again this isn't any worse then Phil telling her every insult that is flung her way. They haven't even been married a year and already have the passive aggressive relationship of Peg and Al Bundy.

 

[harbinger]

I thought Philip didn’t watch other YouTubers or streamers.

The Youtuber he watches isn't any better at games then him. And also isn't funnier and his content isn't any better. Talk about being insecure.

Though this may be true, I suspect this other YouTuber hasn’t shit all over his fans (friend request ridicule) or beg constantly.
I think I know who it is, but I’m not entirely certain. If it is, I can’t say I’ve seen any of his videos myself.

 

[Surly Muppet]

We wrapped at $40 in tips.
I hope Kat is okay with the 'cheap' and very affordable meal of ramen again tomorrow. And I hope there are more free burger coupons for lunch.

He also hit 618 subs (up from 607). But he didn't update them until the end of the stream. I don't know why you would wait to do this if you wanted to hit the goal before they dipped again, which he says they likely will over his day off. I feel like he is also quietly trying to stretch out the subs to hit the goal after some dips to guarantee he retains as many subs as possible this month. If he hit it now, then all of the resubs would fall off after and nobody would care. But if he drags it out, more resubs and new subs will join to combat the dips before the goal is hit.

 

[actually]

Holy shit, the look on Phil's face as he realized that he wasn't getting any auction house action at the end of the stream. He even tried to stall a bit, and still ended up with a whopping $40 in tips, with the top tip being a $20 tip from the very beginning of the stream.

We wrapped at $40 in tips.
I hope Kat is okay with the 'cheap' and very affordable meal of ramen again tomorrow. And I hope there are more free burger coupons for lunch.

He also hit 618 subs (up from 607). But he didn't update them until the end of the stream. I don't know why you would wait to do this if you wanted to hit the goal before they dipped again, which he says they likely will over his day off. I feel like he is also quietly trying to stretch out the subs to hit the goal after some dips to guarantee he retains as many subs as possible this month. If he hit it now, then all of the resubs would fall off after and nobody would care. But if he drags it out, more resubs and new subs will join to combat the dips before the goal is hit.

Honestly, if anything, he's been pushing to hit it immediately because he knows those drops are coming. He's been mentioning it often and repeatedly, especially when he's been within 10 subs. This also goes back to the "trolls" literally asking for gifted subs--you're fans. A sub badge doesn't protect you. Ask OGrascal/westsiderascal. You're fucking re.tards.

 

[Sparkletor]

"That other YouTube isn't even funny."

Phil, just yesterday I saw you literally say, "look a waterfall, haha haha"

He laughed out loud at a god damned waterfall. This isn't out of context. He was walking in the river and came to a waterfall and laughed at it.

"Bridesmaids was stupid and not funny. I didn't laugh once" "Hahahahaha a waterfall"

If you have the stomach to watch his content you can see for yourself. "The door is locked hahaha!" "Look at (insert any mundane item) hahaha!" "I jumped! Hahaha!"

Real genuine honest reactions to video games. Please tip.

 

[D.JOHNDEER]

Holy shit, the look on Phil's face as he realized that he wasn't getting any auction house action at the end of the stream. He even tried to stall a bit, and still ended up with a whopping $40 in tips, with the top tip being a $20 tip from the very beginning of the stream.



Honestly, if anything, he's been pushing to hit it immediately because he knows those drops are coming. He's been mentioning it often and repeatedly, especially when he's been within 10 subs. This also goes back to the "trolls" literally asking for gifted subs--you're fans. A sub badge doesn't protect you. Ask OGrascal/westsiderascal. You're fucking re.tards.

its okay, the piggies will come out to name their favorite poke'mon soon enough. but yeah, welcome back to your money maker - only to realize ppl lost interest already. I feel like MAYBE ppl are waking up a little...

 

[actually]

I feel like MAYBE ppl are waking up a little...

Some, perhaps, but there are apparently new whales like nocouture who are stepping in to pick up at least some of the slack.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Phil is ranting about people hating him for invalid reasons.

In doing so, he described a Youtuber that has 500k subs and patreon support and does 30 minute 'RAW gameplay' just like Phil. This dude is successful because he doesn't have trolls like Phil does. The reason Phil knows this dude exists? Well Kat is watching his Outer Worlds playthrough.

So Kat... watches another Let's Player. I feel like this is an even bigger betrayal than her sleeping with another dude, given that internet money is the only thing Phil actually cares about. Bonus points if anyone knows who she is watching.

No wonder he's in such a pissbaby mood, he's found out his soulmaid is committing let's play adultery. Once a cheater, always a cheater, dood! She told Phil she was a big fan of his, how could this happen? I guarantee you Kat does not watch a single second of Phil's videos and he waddled in on her watching someone else's, much to his horror. She knows there are better options out there. The fact that Phil is going out of his way to say the other YouTuber isn't funny and Phil has better content than him shows the jealousy is massively strong. I don't know, Phil, he has a lot more subs than you do and your wife seems to like his stuff. Bringing this shit up only makes him look bad. I don't know why he feels the need to, then again this is one of the many reasons why he's a lolcow.

 

[Shambler]

No wonder he's in such a pissbaby mood, he's found out his soulmaid is committing let's play adultery. Once a cheater, always a cheater, dood! She told Phil she was a big fan of his, how could this happen? I guarantee you Kat does not watch a single second of Phil's videos and he waddled in on her watching someone else's, much to his horror. She knows there are better options out there. The fact that Phil is going out of his way to say the other YouTuber isn't funny and Phil has better content than him shows the jealousy is massively strong. I don't know, Phil, he has a lot more subs than you do and your wife seems to like his stuff. Bringing this shit up only makes him look bad. I don't know why he feels the need to, then again this is one of the many reasons why he's a lolcow.

i don't blame her for watching anyone else. it would take phil levels of mental gymnastics to allow yourself to live with and watch phils content, she doesn't even need to watch it, just perk up her ears because phil is not quiet when he starts bitching, and god damn does he bitch a lot

 

[MoonRocker]

I think we can attribute Phil’s mood swings to his relationship with his prized horse.

Anybody who’s been in a committed relationship while living with that individual should be keenly aware of how your partner’s mood affects your mood: get into a fight? Evening is ruined. Think your partner is in a pissy mood? Insecurity and frustration set in because you may have done something wrong. Partner betrays you based on some inherent values you may have but never communicated clearly? Phil is feeling that right now.

Khet watching another YTer other than him is a huge blow to his manhood. Notice how he expressed qualities the other YTer in question had during the rant: his humor; overall quality of the streams; the plugs present in the stream; length of the videos; whether he plays the games “raw” or not. Philbert analyzed the fuck out of this guy wondering why she watches that loser and not her macho husband.

He’s hurt. Really hurt that the one person who has become his best friend, lover, and confidante could betray him like this.

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Edit: oh god and Khet makes him watch that guy?! Jesus fucking Christ DSP, have some dignity in the privacy of your home at least.

 

[harbinger]

This is hilarious! Philip will not play any “girlfriend” side missions in a game because he’s married now, but catches his wife watching another YouTuber. Do you think he will try to get his revenge by playing those side missions he has avoided from here on out? I don’t think he has the balls to demand her to stop watching this mystery man on demand like she demanded him to stop watching sweaty men in underwear groping each other.

 

[Shambler]

This is hilarious! Philip will not play any “girlfriend” side missions in a game because he’s married now, but catches his wife watching another YouTuber. Do you think he will try to get his revenge by playing those side missions he has avoided from here on out? I don’t think he has the balls to demand her to stop watching this mystery man on demand like she demanded him to stop watching sweaty men in underwear groping each other.

i don't think so, phil is so whipped by the mature adult checklist he set for himself he'd dare not jeopardize it
Happy wife happy life even if it makes phiblert sad he can hold it above the haters that he in fact has a wife, a furbaby and a house