DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[BallBuster]

He definitely squeezed too much from his fans recently. Minecraft attracts pretty generous gullible autists who loves to help Phil and are ready to spend money on everything and even they didn't want to give him money
People with badges are allowed to do much more than an average viewer that's for sure. It's stupid to believe that a guy with a name like "Jaspergotpozzed" will be immune from dsp's ban but for majority of his viewers who just shit on him occasionally it's definitely a safety net

Every time he has 1 or 2 slow days someone says this exact thing and guess what, a day or 2 later he is back up to $200+ in daily tips or some exceptional faggot swoops in and drops a a couple hundred all at once.

 

[ZehnBoat]

DSP looses his shit as he reloads a gun.
I really hope this makes more sense in context. But he doesn't read chat, nothing happens on screen, just reloading.

Found by this person.

jesus fucking christ phil
you okay
go outside
talk to people or something
stop drinking
fucking hell

he fucking snapped

 

[Wurstbrot]

Does someone follow Phil's Gouter World's stream? I don't, don't want spoilers or the game ruined by him.

His schedule claims the conclusion for tomorrow, which feels quite fast, as I started the game way before him and still have at least 2 planets to unlock, maybe even landing sites).
Was he rushing through the story missions?! I know if you show no interest in the world you can get past a ton of optional stuff, so there's this possibility.

Edit: Sorry, I misread. The schedule says it's the ENDGAME and conclusion follows maybe a day later. Okay, Uhm, still no idea how true that is and how he knows.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Does someone follow Phil's Gouter World's stream? I don't, don't want spoilers or the game ruined by him.

His schedule claims the conclusion for tomorrow, which feels quite fast, as I started the game way before him and still have at least 2 planets to unlock, maybe even landing sites).
Was he rushing through the story missions?! I know if you show no interest in the world you can get past a ton of optional stuff, so there's this possibility.

He still has some time until the end of the game. Probably more than 1 stream.

No spoilers intended, but not all of the planets you can see on the map will be unlocked.

 

[Surly Muppet]

We'll be able to confirm if it is ChristopherOdd in a few days. If Phil bans the name in chat, that was THE other GUY!

 

[BallBuster]

ChristopherOdd is my favorite LPer. Ill die of laughter if he's the reason Kat leaves Phil

I’ve been thinking about it and I don’t know if she will leave him. Kat was already damaged goods destined for the glue factory before she got with Phil. Imagine being a cheating, scheming, demoness, gold digging twat who also married fucking DSP. Who would possibly want to get in on that?

 

[ZehnBoat]

khet ain't gonna leave phil just because someone is better at playing vidya than him
the only reason she left FOR phil is because he flaunted his money, and was super thirsty for a maidwife that he couldn't say no
now she's dug in like a tick, and wont leave until phil is bled dry
she probably doesn't give two shits about who he is, he's just another warm body to give her a nice house and money

 

[ReentryPhantom]

DSP looses his shit as he reloads a gun.
I really hope this makes more sense in context. But he doesn't read chat, nothing happens on screen, just reloading.
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Found by this person.

How did chat respond?

 

[Very Honest Content]

Every time he has 1 or 2 slow days someone says this exact thing and guess what, a day or 2 later he is back up to $200+ in daily tips or some exceptional faggot swoops in and drops a a couple hundred all at once.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times? Now that's enemy action. (I'd extend this metaphor in this case to weeks instead of days since we're talking about making ends meet on a monthly basis.)

Besides GoldenColts is cheering as this thread is being replied to as we hit post, DSP will be ok.

 

[actually]

I wonder if Kat's favourite Youtuber is such a nudnik that he offers to do things for his patrons. What a sucker.

That poor dumb bastard credit-scrolls all his Patrons at the end of each video he's uploaded. Phil doesn't have time for that! He's busy busy busy waddling waddling waddling to get some frozen food food food.

 

[FalsePositive]

DSP looses his shit as he reloads a gun.
I really hope this makes more sense in context. But he doesn't read chat, nothing happens on screen, just reloading.
View attachment 1006821

Found by this person.

The ticker popped up in the top right that he just killed someone, probably a grenade or maybe he damaged someone who incidentally died, but I'm not sure how kills are awarded in this game.

 

[kebab4you]

That poor dumb bastard credit-scrolls all his Patrons at the end of each video he's uploaded. Phil doesn't have time for that! He's busy busy busy waddling waddling waddling to get some frozen food food food.

If we're talking about Odd he also try to include your name in the game when possible, for example in his XCom series he allows Pateron backers to submit soldiers into a pool that he recruit from.

 

[BabygotACKACKACK]

Why does he snort so much? Is he trying to inhale something?

Yes the tips and all the pigs money, but not the cheers because he doesn’t get those right away

 

[DiabeticSP]

The real question is, is this Odd guy funny?

Because Phil says the guy isnt funny at all. Because to Phil a streamer HAS to be funny.

 

[Muppetmode]

That poor dumb bastard credit-scrolls all his Patrons at the end of each video he's uploaded. Phil doesn't have time for that! He's busy busy busy waddling waddling waddling to get some frozen food food food.

He doesn’t know how/can’t even make his own thumbnails. He could probably outsource the patreon slides too since there’s probably someone willing to do free work for him

 

[ZehnBoat]

The real question is, is this Odd guy funny?

Because Phil says the guy isnt funny at all. Because to Phil a streamer HAS to be funny.

maybe Odd showed too many blacks and women speaking and not enough waterfalls and guns reloading

 

[Regulas]

The optimistic part of me wants to believe that Kat is telling Phil, in a subtle way, how to improve his stream-game.

 

[Forbidden Math]

The optimistic part of me wants to believe that Kat is telling Phil, in a subtle way, how to improve his stream-game.

And Phil is just like "THIS GUY IS NOT EVEN FUNNY! I'M DOING EVERYTHING HE DOES!".

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

The optimistic part of me wants to believe that Kat is telling Phil, in a subtle way, how to improve his stream-game.

Its like she's helping* the only way she knows how. Its kinda sweet, in a passive-aggressive way.

But is Phil too far gone to even accept that kind of suggestion? I don't even think he could accept gentle critique from the woman he literally bought.

*her investment

 

[ZehnBoat]

And Phil is just like "THIS GUY IS NOT EVEN FUNNY! I'M DOING EVERYTHING HE DOES!".

what do you mean i'm not funny.. LOOK
IM RELOADING A GUN
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