DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Immortal Technique]

Khet watching another YTer other than him is a huge blow to his manhood. Notice how he expressed qualities the other YTer in question had during the rant: his humor; overall quality of the streams; the plugs present in the stream; length of the videos; whether he plays the games “raw” or not. Philbert analyzed the fuck out of this guy wondering why she watches that loser and not her macho husband.

Since Khet fucks and married a YTer she followed, and cheated on someone else, there has to be a seed of untrustworthiness slowly growing in his gin laced brain.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

He also hit 618 subs (up from 607). But he didn't update them until the end of the stream.

I have really given up on him making a change to automate his stream. BUT the one thing that I would think that he would do was to automate his subscription numbers. Not the names just the number, save him the hassle of having to update it at the end or have to smash his keyboard to get it to work.

 

[Mooty Mooty Mooty]

Oh man I hope we hear more about Khet and her favourite RAW gameplay Youtuber. Betrayal of the highest order. For those who think they know who it is, how did you come to that conclusion?

 

[PieceofShet]

"That other YouTube isn't even funny."

Phil, just yesterday I saw you literally say, "look a waterfall, haha haha"

He laughed out loud at a god damned waterfall. This isn't out of context. He was walking in the river and came to a waterfall and laughed at it.

"Bridesmaids was stupid and not funny. I didn't laugh once" "Hahahahaha a waterfall"

If you have the stomach to watch his content you can see for yourself. "The door is locked hahaha!" "Look at (insert any mundane item) hahaha!" "I jumped! Hahaha!"

Real genuine honest reactions to video games. Please tip.

I heard this waterfall thing before. Do you have a clip for it?

 

[Salubrious]

They haven't even been married a year and already have the passive aggressive relationship of Peg and Al Bundy.

No. Peg and Al Bundy actually loved each other, which was a key part of the series. They just sniped at each other for their own amusement.


I'm going to pretend this Youtube streamer is DomPlays, because it's funniest to me. I don't know too many Youtube gamers, but I stumbled on his Saw playthroughs one day.

 

[Toilet Man]

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I have no words...

This absolute potato-brain seriously thinks illegally downloaded music is less of a problem now as opposed to the Kazaa era? My God I don't even know what to say to that...

Phil has turned into one of those weird people who views their pet as their child and is overly protective of them. He was on the verge of tears talking about Jasper being "lost" for a couple hours inside the condo, explaining Jasper was "sad" about the ordeal and it really scared him. Jasper apparently needs a bell around his neck at all times so Phil doesn't have to worry so much! Locking him in a small room for 4 hours isn't traumatizing, though.

He's slowly becoming a paternalistic helicopter parent horror show like his mother. When DSP dies Jasper will be begging for tips like his father.

acting like such a dried up CUNT

Moments like this break the fourth wall for me and remind me that I actually hate this toxic piece of pork, I don't just laugh at him.

Do thots cry about participation and beg as much as Philip does?

Thot begging is less brazen so it's hard to tell who engages in more begging, but at the very least thots give their whales and paypigs a kind of sexual interaction, like a stripper. DSP acts like an e-thot but he's an almost-40 year old ugly blob that offers nothing, even on the superficial level that thots operate on he's more pathetic than them.

If I give a thot $5 maybe I can see some bewbs or a bit of butt, if I give DSP $5 he goatlaughs at me, maybe reads my message, maybe insults me, maybe acts like he didn't get the message, and moves right the fuck along with some more begging. He's a cash vacuum and his supporters (including the "troll" tippers) are fucking losers worse than any thirsty e-thot follower IMO.

 

[tzgnilki]

Oh man I hope we hear more about Khet and her favourite RAW gameplay Youtuber. Betrayal of the highest order. For those who think they know who it is, how did you come to that conclusion?

I can only hope some dsp detractor autism bleeds through to this guy's videos, and dave is forced to listen to it lul

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Edit: oh god and Khet makes him watch that guy?! Jesus fucking Christ DSP, have some dignity in the privacy of your home at least.

Philbert has now been forced into a dark world... LP cuckolding.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

Forgive me if this has been asked before, but has Phil ever had a legit stroke or anything like that? it really does seem like the left side of his face doesn't move in sync with the right and when he talks his mouth doesn't move like a normal person's. His mouth to me kind of moves like an early 2000s NPC from an RPG, no emotion at all.

 

[Pargon]

A person who was secure and confident in their relationship would never mention to their streaming audience that their spouse watched another streamer. It would never matter to them, because entertainment and commitment do not need to overlap. Once in a while I could see, just to show support or hang out, but expecting it all the time is a little much.

That said, I don't believe his story anyway, because it's clearly told for the purpose of making him look like the little guy and therefore in his mind the better man. Phil will always lie to make himself look better, and so I'm betting either Kat watching another streamer never even came up, said steamer is someone Phil actually watches himself, or Kat IS watching another streamer and raking Phil over the coals about how much better he is.

 

[MisterTalentMan]

Holy shit, the look on Phil's face as he realized that he wasn't getting any auction house action at the end of the stream. He even tried to stall a bit, and still ended up with a whopping $40 in tips, with the top tip being a $20 tip from the very beginning of the stream.



Honestly, if anything, he's been pushing to hit it immediately because he knows those drops are coming. He's been mentioning it often and repeatedly, especially when he's been within 10 subs. This also goes back to the "trolls" literally asking for gifted subs--you're fans. A sub badge doesn't protect you. Ask OGrascal/westsiderascal. You're fucking re.tards.

He definitely squeezed too much from his fans recently. Minecraft attracts pretty generous gullible autists who loves to help Phil and are ready to spend money on everything and even they didn't want to give him money
People with badges are allowed to do much more than an average viewer that's for sure. It's stupid to believe that a guy with a name like "Jaspergotpozzed" will be immune from dsp's ban but for majority of his viewers who just shit on him occasionally it's definitely a safety net

 

[DiabeticSP]

Imagining this scenario with any other entertainment is hilarious.

Imagine some actor getting all pissy cause his wife watched a different tv show/movie.

Besides which, it would be totally fine for Kat to have a different taste in humor (or be watching a non-funny LP). She doesn't have to watch Phil's stupid shit.

But its absolutely hilarious she had him 'sit down and watch' this other dude. "Hey dear husband stop watching that childrens entertainment and come watch this LP (OF A GAME YOU'RE PLAYING) with me.",

Realistically I'm sure he watched 3 minutes in what would be idle curiosity of his wife's interests in any other relationship but damn its funny regardless.

 

[Salubrious]

You can tell how bitter DSP is.

His entire rant could be summed up as "I was first; therefore I should be the most famous."

DSP also thinks that every single streamer does everything DSP does and don't have better quality.

DSP has also convinced himself that everyone that only watches his streams and doesn't watch any "detractor" content will all like him. Everything wrong with DSP's life is because of the haters, detractors, and people bringing negative drama.

 

[Surly Muppet]

I forgot that, during Mr.Moneybag's troll reign in Phil's chat last night, he asked Phil about the best way to get shoutouts.
During his response, Phil stated that tips are the best way (naturally), and that Patreon was for people that wanted to send money 'behind the scenes' and remain anonymous.
Meanwhile, the $10 perk is still a "VERBAL thank-you shout-out during ongoing vlog series (including Ask the King, Hate LIVE! and possibly more) AS WELL AS once a month live on stream!"

But he is really running with the notion that the patrons don't need anything, they just give money because they care, but still references the exciting perks as a selling point that they allegedly don't want. I wonder if Kat's favourite Youtuber is such a nudnik that he offers to do things for his patrons. What a sucker.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

So Kat... watches another Let's Player. I feel like this is an even bigger betrayal than her sleeping with another dude, given that internet money is the only thing Phil actually cares about. Bonus points if anyone knows who she is watching.

Better hope the money doesn't dry up Phil, or your horse is gonna bolt from the stable. Maybe Phil should see if she's following him twitter? Hahaha.

 

[Wurstbrot]

DSP looses his shit as he reloads a gun.
I really hope this makes more sense in context. But he doesn't read chat, nothing happens on screen, just reloading.

Found by this person.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

Oh man I hope we hear more about Khet and her favourite RAW gameplay Youtuber. Betrayal of the highest order. For those who think they know who it is, how did you come to that conclusion?

My chat and I were trying to deduce this last night, if he's at "almost 500k subscribers" and does 30 minute RAW gameplay videos, I thought we could narrow it down.

The closest channel we could find to that description was ChristopherOdd. His Outer Worlds parts were in 30 minute bits, while his other gameplay videos were up to an hour long. He's at 439k which is pretty close to 500k.

EDIT: Late, someone already posted this to the Kat Speculation thread. Whoops.

 

[harbinger]

DSP looses his shit as he reloads a gun.
I really hope this makes more sense in context. But he doesn't read chat, nothing happens on screen, just reloading.
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Found by this person.

Maybe he thought he saw a waterfall in the distance. There are leaves falling, could that be it? Maybe Philip has finally gone full retård.

 

[Regulas]

No wonder he's in such a pissbaby mood, he's found out his soulmaid is committing let's play adultery. Once a cheater, always a cheater, dood! She told Phil she was a big fan of his, how could this happen? I guarantee you Kat does not watch a single second of Phil's videos and he waddled in on her watching someone else's, much to his horror. She knows there are better options out there. The fact that Phil is going out of his way to say the other YouTuber isn't funny and Phil has better content than him shows the jealousy is massively strong. I don't know, Phil, he has a lot more subs than you do and your wife seems to like his stuff. Bringing this shit up only makes him look bad. I don't know why he feels the need to, then again this is one of the many reasons why he's a lolcow.

The new cuck arc begins. It's likely that his jealously will boil over and things will get spicy.

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

My chat and I were trying to deduce this last night, if he's at "almost 500k subscribers" and does 30 minute RAW gameplay videos, I thought we could narrow it down.

The closest channel we could find to that description was ChristopherOdd. His Outer Worlds parts were in 30 minute bits, while his other gameplay videos were up to an hour long. He's at 439k which is pretty close to 500k.

ChristopherOdd is my favorite LPer. Ill die of laughter if he's the reason Kat leaves Phil