Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Pizza Sloth]

"I have a homemade vegetable soup simmering on the stove!"

I need video evidence of this with you holding up today's newspaper, or this did not happen.

I cringe during her cooking videos since she makes so many mistakes simply because she doesn't know and doesn't care. Any time she has something 'simmer' it's on a medium-low, and shell even narrate it - and it's too high of a heat and too rapid of a boil. So she's overcooking shit. The other thing about having vegetable soup specifically simmering, is that the vegetables will get ultra mushy. Stews simmer. Chilis simmer. Broth and stocks simmer.... Soups get cooked. Unless she's using the vegetables to make a stock base for the vegetable soup, it makes no sense.

As to her cracking down to take better care of herself? What a fucking total pile of dog shit. If she was trying she'd still be on some sort of a doctors plan and trying to do normalish things like planning a week of food, going grocery shopping, and meal prepping to help stay on track.

I'm totally expecting in her recovery (shall the surgery go on) that she'll have another ailment, like diabetes.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

As to her cracking down to take better care of herself? What a fucking total pile of dog shit.

I know it's been said a million times here, but I can't get over the fact that she thinks she can eat complete shit for months and then "crack down" a few days before the surgery by making one homemade soup. 8-year-old children possess better logic than this.

Do her ass-kissing supporters ever call her out on this bullshit?

 

[clusterfuckk]

I know it's been said a million times here, but I can't get over the fact that she thinks she can eat complete shit for months and then "crack down" a few days before the surgery by making one homemade soup. 8-year-old children possess better logic than this.

Do her ass-kissing supporters ever call her out on this bullshit?

Stupid is as stupid does.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

I know it's been said a million times here, but I can't get over the fact that she thinks she can eat complete shit for months and then "crack down" a few days before the surgery by making one homemade soup. 8-year-old children possess better logic than this.

Eh, it's how stupid people operate generally, and people who cannot delay gratification or plan long-term. It's the same as those fat people who announce a diet two weeks before they're due to go on holiday and have to wear a swimsuit, when they have 100lb excess to lose ... they try some quick-fix heroic stupidity for a few days, cheat on that, lose nothing or nothing noticeable because a few lbs lost doesn't show on their massive carcass, and then bounce back to being a pig. They're the same people who solomnly announce that they TRIED DIETING and NOTHING WORKED OMG and try to convince you their body is special and breaks the laws of thermodynamics when their problem is they're just too hard of thinking to learn and apply knowledge in a consistent manner.

 

[JoyQ]

Could YouTube boomers be anymore obvious?

Mary Jo’s Liked videos:

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

Could YouTube boomers be anymore obvious?
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Ooh! I was playing this game the other day. I checked several of the profiles of the positive comments on her videos and they were all subbed to reaction channels.
@Dutch Courage did a nice post researching the posters of some of the positive comments on her videos once. I think most of them either watch similarly delusional YouTubers or are subbed to all the hate channels.

 

[Lilac_loud]

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totally worth it.

Okay, I was looking at this picture again and I realized this dumb shit has this air freshener thing in upside down. I have one also and as I looked at it I realized the fish is upside down, checked the one I have (I don’t have a fish one but just look at the thing) and realized the bottle in her picture is upside down also so all that putrid dumpster oil is going to spill out onto that gross ass floor. Unless this picture is actually in a socket near the ceiling and she has the whole damn picture upside down. WTF it’s just too much!

 

[Whatthefuck]

Okay, I was looking at this picture again and I realized this dumb shit has this air freshener thing in upside down. I have one also and as I looked at it I realized the fish is upside down, checked the one I have (I don’t have a fish one but just look at the thing) and realized the bottle in her picture is upside down also so all that putrid dumpster oil is going to spill out onto that gross ass floor. Unless this picture is actually in a socket near the ceiling and she has the whole damn picture upside down. WTF it’s just too much!

I was wondering when someone was going to notice that. Yep, she's going to have a puddle of oil all over her floor and I'm sure she can't be fucked to clean it. Then she'll likely complain that it was defective.

 

[krazy orange cat]

I was wondering when someone was going to notice that. Yep, she's going to have a puddle of oil all over her floor and I'm sure she can't be fucked to clean it. Then she'll likely complain that it was defective.

The outlet appears to be upside down in the image so most likely she filmed upside down. Or is the ground plug on top in Canada?

ETA: That could just be the underside of a counter rather than a ceiling. IDK, maybe her apartment is as nuts as she is.

 

[Ellana]

When you say you're taking the day off that does not mean you spam your community section with low tier boomer humor and cats. Keep that shit on Instagram.
I apologize to every boomer I offended.

 

[Zenzu]

Someone commented on that video that the wallflower was upside down and she said "oh that's why it all leaked out". Idk why her plug is upside down in the wall though.

 

[Occipital Fupa]

Jeffree, may I suggest the following shades for your upcoming Beezin palette :

Six Dippin’Sauces (matte brown-red)
Smashed Cockroach (sparkling green)
Dingleberries (velvet greenish brown)
Dumpster Diving (matte blue-grey)
Free Rollos (matte caramel)
Top of Everest (shimmery white)
I said Shhh! (velvet burgundy)
My rock Bibi (matte medium brown)
Shaaaaam (sparkling warm taupe)
Binge Shirt (matte dirty pink)
Last Hurrah (sparkling red)
369elbees (velvet mustard yellow)
Celebrity Wig (shimmery bright pink)
All Men want to F me (velvet taupe-mauve)
Night Binge (matte black)

Didn’t make the final cut :
Bingemobile
My ex Peetz
Tee-Hee!
Cyst-thematic

 

[ricecake]

Idk why her plug is upside down in the wall though.

The outlets in my apartment are all like this and I looked it up once because it's really annoying. It has something to do with how the faceplates used to be made before they were made out of plastic. If they fell off (which happened a lot I guess) it was better to have the third prong on top otherwise it would short out if the faceplate hit the other two prongs? Something like that. Not an electrician but it's pretty common in older buildings.

 

[raritycunt]

When you say you're taking the day off that does not mean you spam your community section with low tier boomer humor and cats. Keep that shit on Instagram.
I apologize to every boomer I offended.
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I’m an animal lover by nature but if her cats were to vanish never to be seen again and we never got spammed with annoying ass videos and pictures of them I’d be fine with it.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

The outlets in my apartment are all like this and I looked it up once because it's really annoying. It has something to do with how the faceplates used to be made before they were made out of plastic. If they fell off (which happened a lot I guess) it was better to have the third prong on top otherwise it would short out if the faceplate hit the other two prongs? Something like that. Not an electrician but it's pretty common in older buildings.

I figured her outlets were wonky because she's a fat piece of shit.

 

[weaselhat]

Someone commented on that video that the wallflower was upside down and she said "oh that's why it all leaked out". Idk why her plug is upside down in the wall though.

You can rotate the plug part if your outlet is a different set up. Unless that is why it was in the trash to start with. But I bet she’s just too dumb to figure that out.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

The outlets in my apartment are all like this and I looked it up once because it's really annoying. It has something to do with how the faceplates used to be made before they were made out of plastic. If they fell off (which happened a lot I guess) it was better to have the third prong on top otherwise it would short out if the faceplate hit the other two prongs? Something like that. Not an electrician but it's pretty common in older buildings.

I've always been under the impression that stuff like this is a sign of contractors not giving a shit and the building being overall crappy and full of cockroaches. It's one of those little things, like lightswitches being installed upside down (so the lights are off when the switch is in the "on" position) that are red flags for me. Like, it doesn't really matter, but it doesn't exactly show pride in workmanship or attention to detail.

I dunno. We know the place she lives is one step up from an actual slum so I guess I just assumed the wiring was barely up to code.

Edit:

@ricecake I didn't mean to imply you live in a slum. Sorry. I'll go sit on the exceptional step for a while.

 

[Strine]

When you say you're taking the day off that does not mean you spam your community section with low tier boomer humor and cats. Keep that shit on Instagram.
I apologize to every boomer I offended.
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The "beezin'" shit is so forced à la Gretchen Wieners. It's not cute or quirky that you made up a word gorlfriend, you just look autistic. I don't know that Sam apreciates finding himself accused of beezin' either, when all he's doing is lying on the floor and looking afraid of the demented heifer with a camera. We're yet to see one photo of her with an animal that doesn't look terrified or contemptuous.

 

[89elbees]

A foot soak? Ah yes Chantal, quite a necessity with how much you must be on your feet every day.

 

[Barbarella]

She should make words that relate to her own favorite things.

For example, every time she eats she ends up Brooping in her car. (burping and pooping)

Or, cheese gives her a bad case of Farquid. (liquid farts).

And she loves the fragrance of her own flatulume. (Gas/perfume).

I hate that she made me think of that. They are no worse words than beezing though. Which really should mean she’s using Burts bees products, not a cat “misbehaving.”