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Not my best work. But I was seriously at a loss for this one.
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Fuck. I just had a mental image of that shit!

One: bout time she does something about her filthy minge and reverse mouth.

Two: how fucking filthy are those things that you need to bleach them?

Three: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IF YOU WANNA CLEAN YOUR ASS AND VAGINA ALL YOU NEED IS SOME WARM WATER AND GENTLE SOAP AND CLEAN THE LABIA AND ASS CRACK NOT POUR BLEACH UP THERE THAT SHIT AIN'T HEALTHY FOR SUCH SENSITIVE AREAS. Yes I am aware that it is a rather common practice among porn stars- but that still isn't healthy. Look at labioplasty and shooting viagra up your dick is common among porn stars and both of them carry rather high risks that could put your health in danger.

(Good God every part of my body has retracted and imploded into myself from reading that. Again moomoo, no one wants to hear about your vagina and ass.)
 

Again MooMoo you are putting BLEACH into extremely sensitive areas of your body something doctors all around the world and people with a basic understanding of biology cringe at the mere idea of regardless of your ethnicity. If I went up to a black girl, an Asian girl, and a Native American girl and asked them if they would like to put bleach into their coochies and buttholes, they would all make a face of disgust and look at me like I just said that I like to kill orphans and fuck school buses on Fridays.

Besides moomoo, I've seen enough vagoos of all races to know that's not how vaginas work. The vagina is a muscle and muscles are usually a shade of pinkish-red with a slight bit of brown if you are darker skinned (as in actually dark skinned not Middle Eastern but still pasty as fuck). If the muscle is a nice shade of roast beef brown that's a sign that you need to clean downstairs, now. Just take a gander at Julie Terryberry's disgusting noodz, that girl was as white as possible yet her vagina was roast beef colored because she couldn't be fucked to know how to properly clean your genitals. Therefore, by your own admission, you said that you are too stupid (and/or fat) to know basic hygiene and wash your labia. JFC how are even neckbeards still fapping at this slovenly skank?

Edit: words and tired brain do not work well together.
 
Or, you know, she could just get that shit waxed if she's having such trouble keeping it clean.

But what the fuck do I know, I don't shove bleach up my vagoo or asshole like a dipshit with too much money that doesn't know how to wash properly.

Why would you do that?
What are the benefits of this?


God has abandoned this thread.
I'm sorry if this post comes across like I'm a fan of this neckbeard-pandering butter golem, but the comments re: genital bleaching are really bothering me.

Vaginal/anal bleaching is pretty common and has absolutely nothing to do with cleanliness. It's been around for quite some time and exists for cosmetic purposes only. The labia minora and anus are often darker than the surrounding skin, and again, it has nothing to do with cleanliness. Men get anal bleaching done too, and it's not because they're incapable of wiping their ass or taking a shower. All of this talk about people who get this procedure done because they don't wipe their ass sounds like cringey incel "lmao having sex with her must be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway because she's such a slut haha" shit. Honestly, guys, that's just not how any of this works.

With the rise of the (more public) porn industry, men (and their disturbing lack of knowledge about human anatomy) have dictated that women must be impeccably groomed. Apparently, this includes having the anus be the same color as the surrounding skin. With this in mind, I will be honest and say that I don't really blame Moo-- or any woman-- for getting this procedure done. Reading the comments on here really reinforces why so many women feel the need to bleach their skin: they are called unclean, ugly, gross, etc. if they don't.

It is not particularly safe, as the chemicals used can irritate the area; additionally, they are known carcinogens, if I recall correctly.

Moo is disgusting for a grotesque number of reasons, but having a darker anus just isn't one of them.
 
I've never even heard of vaginal bleaching before. How chronically unwashed is she that she needs to bleach her cunt?
One: bout time she does something about her filthy minge and reverse mouth.

Two: how fucking filthy are those things that you need to bleach them?

Three: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IF YOU WANNA CLEAN YOUR ASS AND VAGINA ALL YOU NEED IS SOME WARM WATER AND GENTLE SOAP AND CLEAN THE LABIA AND ASS CRACK NOT POUR BLEACH UP THERE THAT SHIT AIN'T HEALTHY FOR SUCH SENSITIVE AREAS. Yes I am aware that it is a rather common practice among porn stars- but that still isn't healthy. Look at labioplasty and shooting viagra up your dick is common among porn stars and both of them carry rather high risks that could put your health in danger.

(Good God every part of my body has retracted and imploded into myself from reading that. Again moomoo, no one wants to hear about your vagina and ass.)
Again MooMoo you are putting BLEACH into extremely sensitive areas of your body something doctors all around the world and people with a basic understanding of biology cringe at the mere idea of regardless of your ethnicity. If I went up to a black girl, an Asian girl, and a Native American girl and asked them if they would like to put bleach into their coochies and buttholes, they would all make a face of disgust and look at me like I just said that I like to kill orphans and fuck school buses on Fridays.

Besides moomoo, I've seen enough vagoos of all races to know that's not how vaginas work. The vagina is a muscle and muscles are usually a shade of pinkish-red with a slight bit of brown if you are darker skinned (as in actually dark skinned not Middle Eastern but still pasty as fuck). If the muscle is a nice shade of roast beef brown that's a sign that you need to clean downstairs, now. Just take a gander at Julie Terryberry's disgusting noodz, that girl was as white as possible yet her vagina was roast beef colored because she couldn't be fucked to know how to properly clean your genitals. Therefore, by your own admission, you said that you are too stupid (and/or fat) to know basic hygiene and wash your labia. JFC how are even neckbeards still fapping at this slovenly skank?

Edit: words and tired brain do not work well together.

Gonna clarify this since it's Beauty Parlour: Anal Bleaching is just a procedure to lighten the skin tone around the anus and recently the genitalia, and it does not involve bleach at all despite the name. Usually done with hydroquinone or kojic acid, but not bleach or the like.

There's no need to bleach it but she's right that it's totally unrelated to hygiene. It's related to skin tone, melanin production, and age, among other factors. I know we all hate Momo but she isn't wrong and when you say DARK COLORED PUSSY IS DIRTY LOL you sound like an incel claiming having a bunch of sex gives you a saggy labia. it's embarrassing.

I also hate to partly agree with Moo about it but gotta admit she shouldn't be airing that kind of info out, it's still embarrassing and hilarious.
 
All of this talk about people who get this procedure done because they don't wipe their ass sounds like cringey incel "lmao having sex with her must be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway because she's such a slut haha" shit. Honestly, guys, that's just not how any of this works.

I'm so glad both of us had this same thought lmao

Isn't it similar to a chemical peel? I remember reading about it the first time I discovered anal bleaching was a thing but it was so damn long ago

As far as it being TMI that might actually, regrettably, be the point. She's selling a product and the product is being a slut and bleaching your vag is strongly associated with pornstars. You can't really judge an e thot Instagram the same way you would a normal persons. It's the fucking upside down in there, everything is scary and nothing makes sense.
 
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