Skitzocow CoolDudeClem

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Mo' Computers, Mo' Problems.

That FrankenPC is the ugliest PC I have ever seen though.

And this really is a simple fix. But I guess that takes effort and it's easier to bitch and moan about it than it is to actually do research on your problem.

 

[Peter Capaldi]

So, I made the CoolDudeMalcolm video. Well, it's not as good as I'd like it to be (KDEnlive really doesn't work well, gotta get Vegas on here), but, it should suffice to the idea.

UPDATE: Dailymotion reupload:

 

[Peter Capaldi]

Mylar needs to make it clear that he didn't make the CoolDudeMalcolm video:

Don't really get why he thinks people might suspect him of making it, since he's on that piece of "troll art" as he calls it, as well as being punched by CDC

Also, on a different note, I found Clem saying this a while back. The hypocrisy at its finest.

 

[Old Greg]

So, I made the CoolDudeMalcolm video. Well, it's not as good as I'd like it to be (KDEnlive really doesn't work well, gotta get Vegas on here), but, it should suffice to the idea.

That's great, well done. My sides nearly left orbit when he told mylar to do one.

Mylar needs to make it clear that he didn't make the CoolDudeMalcolm video:

Don't really get why he thinks people might suspect him of making it, since he's on that piece of "troll art" as he calls it, as well as being punched by CDC

This comes to mind. https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Unwarranted_Self-Importance

 

[Peter Capaldi]

Oh, I figured out why Mylar said that, that "Frank IBMThinkPad" guy claimed I was Samuel Petersen AKA MylarBalloonFan. Apparently MBF really quit his hate on Clem. A few months back he would have commented "CLEM SUCKS" or something like that.

And... the video is gone. Clem did it quite quickly. This is the reason I don't use my main account for this stuff. I'll fight the claim, but no promises of this video seeing the light of day on YouTube again. Might do a Dailymotion/Vimeo reupload.
UPDATE: Reuploaded and edited original post.

 

[Old Greg]

And... the video is gone. Clem did it quite quickly.

Because Clem is a massive hypocrite who can't cope with criticism, the fact that the video was taken down so quickly is proof that he keeps tabs on anything regarding himself online.

He has a few videos featuring other peoples content, if they got taken down he would be quick to throw a tantrum and upload a rant video.

Oh wait he already has...

If you'd like perhaps you could upload the video file someplace and I could mirror it too?

 

[Peter Capaldi]

This download link should work 'till the 27th of February

 

[Crack]

It is no doubt Clements vision of his dad, grumpy and angry with him all the time. But he still misses him, even though the emotional (and perhaps physical) abuse he suffered through.

I find the whole dad angle fascinating. Clearly there is some superficial information known about the dad but the only version of what happened during the home life only seems to be what's in the movie, and it's such a negative piece of work (from the 3 minutes I've watched so far) which could only have come from experience given his obsession with children's media.

Now excuse me while I wander into a bit of sperging...

It seems as if he never got the appropriate help he needed with his autism and eventually depression. He is so far off the rails, so detached from reality, which show absolute lack of mental help. I thought Europe was a place where mental help was better than the US overall? Guess the UK is a bit of an exception.

Autism is only really being understood and treated now. Clem was born in around 1981. I don't know terribly much how the NHS fared during the Thatcher years but there are the ugly stories of how mental health services were being "reformed" (or deformed) during that period, so combo with a lack of understanding the slashing of services, Clem may not have been in a good place to get much. Sure, he could have gotten help in his teens, but, general consensus on here seems to be the best time is when a child is growing up.

Always watching TV, and while happy in the cartoons, I can imagine her being depressed in real life ever since her husband passed away, with only having her son left who isn't social either. A really sad state of affairs if you think about it.

Depends on if you seek out help or not. All it would take is a few actions from his mom and Clem could be forced into receiving help by the NHS.

Clem is illustrative of the same thing Chris is - terminal state welfare failure. People who with enough help might be able to contribute to society are left to their own devices indefinitely on payments because the state thinks it's too hard to do anything to help them. It's symptomatic of big government and the breakdown in community which would drive exclusivity. For Chris, that seemed to be Rocky but she on her own wasn't enough (and he is under the thumb of Barb too). For Clem? He seems to be isolated with his mother and other internet enablers. My sense (and can a Brit correct me if I'm wrong, please) is that he could be in council/government housing on top of that, which I think can also deprive a person of further personal responsibility (and he lives with his mother). But it seems a common case that if people get stuck on welfare then ignored by the state for being 'too hard' when they could be treated in some way, something undesirable happens.

Spoiler: Welfare horrors

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Baby_P
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/t...killed-a-fiveyearold-boy-20150207-134q5b.html

Personal responsibility can never be discounted, but if Clem is being given state money, surely there should be some oversight on him. Enough to work out he needs further help. And to affirm i'm not whiteknighting here, it is the British taxpayers' money being used to fund this lifestyle of collecting junk and making Youtube videos.

 

[CWCissey]

My sense (and can a Brit correct me if I'm wrong, please) is that he could be in council/government housing on top of that.

From the looks of things he lives in a small village, and you need a fair bit of money to do that.

Even if he wasn't, the Thatcher era also brought in Right To Buy, and Clem's parents seem the type to do that.

 

[January Cyst]

is that he could be in council/government housing

His house does look like a council building, you can see the outside and some of the surrounding area in one of his videos.

From the looks of things he lives in a small village, and you need a fair bit of money to do that.

That's exactly the opposite of my experience.
The rent is generally cheaper outside of major cities, especially in the U.K. (unless they are some sort of posh celebrity hotspot.

 

[CWCissey]

His house does look like a council building, you can see the outside and some of the surrounding area in one of his videos.

That's exactly the opposite of my experience.
The rent is generally cheaper outside of major cities, especially in the U.K. (unless they are some sort of posh celebrity hotspot.

Oh no, I hadn't seen that vid, Clem definitely lives on a council estate, but still, Right To Buy.

As for houses outside major cities, I suppose it depends. A lot of houses outside towns and cities in my experience have been privately owned and the council don't build new houses there due to immense pressure from local residents who don't want scallies running around. Then again, this could be to do with the fact that my experiences with village life have all been in the green belt, which is a lovely area of the country protected by law (no building allowed).

It's a shame really as the electoral roll says that Clem and his mum live in Newmarket, which does have some really nice areas (mostly around the race track) but there he is living next to the A14 (busiest freight route in the UK) so that's bound to drive him insane too.

EDIT: I found his area on Google Maps. Definite council estate.

 

[January Cyst]

Oh no, I hadn't seen that vid, Clem definitely lives on a council estate, but still, Right To Buy.

As for houses outside major cities, I suppose it depends. A lot of houses outside towns and cities in my experience have been privately owned and the council don't build new houses there due to immense pressure from local residents who don't want scallies running around. Then again, this could be to do with the fact that my experiences with village life have all been in the green belt, which is a lovely area of the country protected by law (no building allowed).

It's a shame really as the electoral roll says that Clem and his mum live in Newmarket, which does have some really nice areas (mostly around the race track) but there he is living next to the A14 (busiest freight route in the UK) so that's bound to drive him insane too.

EDIT: I found his area on Google Maps. Definite council estate.

The house is very likely either paid by benefits or somewhat subsidised(since either Clem or both Clem and his mother are very likely receiving some sort of goverment assistance).
He seems to have a lot of unemployed neighbours (he frequently complains about their music etc.), which would also suggest that the settlement s a council estate.
Not that Clem is any better of course.

 

[CWCissey]

The house is very likely either paid by benefits or somewhat subsidised(since either Clem or both Clem and his mother are very likely receiving some sort of goverment assistance).
He seems to have a lot of unemployed neighbours (he frequently complains about their music etc.), which would also suggest that the settlement s a council estate.
Not that Clem is any better of course.

It'll be subsidised if Clem gets Disability, if his mother is getting Jobseekers or a pension that'll go towards it, no idea if she's eligible for housing benefit, but it is likely.

You can tell by the lay out it's a council estate.

 

[nad7155]

I watched a bunch of his videos, because his subject matter interests me.

I actually found them somewhat informative, yet at the same time very cringeworthy.

Not due to his "Clemness", but his lack of safety.

 

[January Cyst]

It'll be subsidised if Clem gets Disability, if his mother is getting Jobseekers or a pension that'll go towards it, no idea if she's eligible for housing benefit, but it is likely.

You can tell by the lay out it's a council estate.

Yep, even if she is not on the dole, any person on disability (i.e. Clem) gets things like tax credit (council tax support) and in addition to his benefits also partial housing benefits if he shares the house with his working mother.
I doubt Clem is on Jobseekers since he makes no attempt to look for a job (his activity would be monitored otherwise by the Job centre)

 

[CWCissey]

Yep, even if she is not on the dole, any person on disability (i.e. Clem) gets things like tax credit (council tax support) and in addition to his benefits also partial housing benefits if he shares the house with his working mother.
I doubt Clem is on Jobseekers since he makes no attempt to look for a job (his activity would be monitored otherwise by the Job centre)

I don't know, they're pretty easy to fool. All you need to do is log onto the JobCentre site and apply to any three jobs.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

I don't know, they're pretty easy to fool. All you need to do is log onto the JobCentre site and apply to any three jobs.

Hey, Clement was unable to register for this forum without assistance; his account had to be manually verified. One suspects this might not a man who is capable of accessing JobCentre to pull off such a crafty scheme. He gets confused by spam.

 

[CWCissey]

Hey, Clement was unable to register for this forum without assistance; his account had to be manually verified. One suspects this might not a man who is capable of accessing JobCentre to pull off such a crafty scheme. He gets confused by spam.

This is very true.

I imagine Mummy does it for him when she's not watching Jeremy Kyle.

 

[January Cyst]

Yep, given his incompetence to pull off the simplest scheme he's probably on disability.
He complains in one of his videos that his neighbours wake him up with loud music at 2 pm.
Goes to show how productive his day is.

 

[CWCissey]

Yep, given his incompetence to pull off the simplest scheme he's probably on disability.
He complains in one of his videos that his neighbours wake him up with loud music at 2 pm.
Goes to show how productive his day is.

I hope that the council responds with '2pm? You should already be up at that time you lazy sod!' when he called them for that.