Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

The EU has a ton of trash and mediocrity (some mostly forgotten for good reason) but it also has some incredible shit
The EU was able to turn a character with minor screentime and a few lines into a complex character and culture who did badass stuff instead of just being a walking cool toy advertisement

Both statements are absolutely true.

As far as the EU is concerned, I have read the best of the best and the lowest of the low. However, a bulk of the EU came out prior to even the prequels, and a lot of us were just happy to get Star Wars material at all, so it made the bad stuff a lot more forgivable. Also, it was balanced out with some good stuff. The Jedi Academy Trilogy is an unfocused and ridiculous mess, but its easier to forgive when I have Shadows of the Empire, The Young Jedi Knights Series, and Tales of the Bounty Hunters to fall back on.

Its not like today where we have the movies, which have failed to deliver, and the books and comics have taken a sharp downturn in quality after starting off with some promise (I liked the C-3P0 comic a lot). We're over bloated with content, and hardly any of it is good. There's like no escape. Thankfully, The Mandalorian sounds at least solid.

And yes, the EU could take a side character like Boba Fett and expand on him enough to make him an icon, but where the EU got it right and the current Disney material gets it wrong is that a lot of the stuff that got expanded on in the books stemmed from the richness of the original films.

Look at Boba Fett and The Bounty Hunters, The Emperor's Guards, or the various aliens and monsters at Jabba's Palace and The Cantina. The world just feels like there are a million different stories going on and there are so many interesting looking characters that I can't help but wonder "What's their story?". Or how about characters like Admiral Ackbar, Wedge, and Mon Mothma? They all seemed like characters of some importance, were interesting, and became beloved in their own right, and had some level of authority within the Rebellion, but we never really find out much about them beyond what we see on screen. They serve a small function in the story and make the world seem a little bit richer in the process.

The EU came along and took a lot of those characters and said "Hey! Fans wonder about so and so's story...so lets tell that story!" and more often than not, it was very interesting. Some of my favorite EU books are the "Tales Of" books which expand on the various characters we see in the three films.

The prequels mostly missed the mark on achieving this. Aside from some of the Jedi (Hello Kit Fisto) and maybe a couple of the pod racers, they never really replicated that concept of the rich world with fascinating small characters that we might want to learn more about.

Disney tried to force that with Phasma. The attempt to make her their own Boba Fett was a stunning failure where they designed a cool looking character, slapped her all over the marketing for the movie, and then proceeded to bitch her out, making her feel like the movie promotions lied to us. And once again, they've tried to recreate things like the Cantina, but they have just utterly failed at recreating that feel of the original films.

The only one they've really made is TR-8R (which isn't even his name/number) who completely got over by accident with the fans.
 
So I'm currently talking with some guys on the EFAP server about Disney +. Apparently all of the (so far released) episodes are compiled under "The Skywalker Saga"... all except TLJ
Is Solo on it? Because I know both of those are on Netflix due to old contracts, so Disney might not be able to stream them themselves until the contract expires. Like with showing them on cable, Time Warner has those rights so Disney can't play them on the Disney Channel.
 
The only one they've really made is TR-8R (which isn't even his name/number) who completely got over by accident with the fans.
I think its appropriate to mention that mayme vids of TR8R were the last time I actually felt anything resembling affection for this shitty franchise and that was nearly 4 years ago

Amazing how such a basic fucking concept as "character does cool shit unexpectedly = character gets popular" was lost on the rat goons who genuinely thought and still seem to genuinely think all they need to do to make a character popular is to tell people the character is cool and popular without doing shit to back this up in the movies
 
If you haven't heard, WCBS released a new video.
Skip to 15:40 for some very interesting footage.


On one hand...HOLY SHIT they'd rather obliterate old merchandise than sell it or give it away? On the other hand: No one wants these shitty toys and merch anyway.

It's one of those movies where you watch it once for the experience and then never again.

When I got other shit going on in the house this is one of those movies you put on and go do other things after you've seen it 2-3 times. When you look up and see the TV chances are you will STILL catch something you missed especially Willam Defoe's first real performance, he's a "Where's Waldo" type character.
 
I've no idea when the new Stars War movie is coming out, but the only ad I've seen for it was a nestle cereal ad for some stupid plebwatch:

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A cereal competition to win some cheap shit is the only public acknowledgement a new Start War is getting. I literally wouldn't even know there's a new movie if not for kiwi farms and red letter media. I remember when Holo Story or whatever it was named was getting released the trailers and ads were everywhere, now nobody even knows the movie is getting released. Solo Wars are cancelled in the public consciousness and couldn't be deader. I applaud the idealistic Disney for taking a loss just to bury down this embarassing franchise of kids toy advertisements.
https://www.geappliances.com/the-force-of-innovation/



Its more embarrassing then that
 
Am I the only one failing to see the connection between an oven and Star Wars?
The Starkiller Question. How could a planet - turned into a superweapon - hit with one shot a handful of planets in different star systems? They expect us to believe that billions of people died?

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