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Well don't hold back, TJ. What are these accomplishments of yours?
Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend
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Well don't hold back, TJ. What are these accomplishments of yours?
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Was one of them "Best Teeth?"
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I have a job that pays me, which is a feat you have never accomplished. You wanna talk more about your achievements?
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He'll be dead from complications arising from untreated diabetes.
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You contradicted yourself immediately again by saying
TJ, most people believe they have achieved the greatest things ever in their life.
Oh really
You mentioned it 10 days ago. Your memory is fading, isn't it TJ?
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Thus proving you are a philistine.
I could list a plethora of my own achievements that trump your spelling bee, your vanity publishers, and your acting resume. However, I shall not stoop to that level. I don't need to do that to assert the existence of my own intelligence, skill, and good fortune. If people believe I have any of these attributes, then it's because I've proven it in their eyes with action I took in the present. If they don't, who cares? If you were half as intelligent as you claimed you were, then you'd understand this much and walk away.
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You're still here?
Holy fuck, you're like the Leader if he had never had the gamma ray blast to his brain.
What a dipshit.
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I believe him. You can tell because of how pedanti- I mean unique his writing style is! Tell me, did you attend harvard or oxford?
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And how many people out there recognize your name, oh great and mighty TJ?
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Yes, you do. Every sentient human being has an ego (and a superego, and an id).
Name one. Lots of us have graduated from college, which you haven't done. Lots of us have jobs, which you've never done. Some of us have been paid to publish books, which you've never done. Some of us have been paid for artwork, which you've never done. Some of us have been paid to perform music, theater, or dance, which you've never done. At least one person here has been a sports professional, and lots of people here have played sports at the high school and college level, which you've never done.
There are doctors, nurses, and paramedics here who have saved human lives, for heaven's sake.
And I won my local spelling bee three times in a row.
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How much money did you earn in 2014 TJ?
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1] Frizzle is assuming things... Always easy, since being an ass leaves the hole for the other 3 letters.
2] How much did I earn? A lot. How much was I paid? None of your business (which I read goes bankrupt until another man puts something in the account).
3] Hip, not all that many, I'll admit... But the ones that do all know me as a friend &/or have positive opinions about me, whereas many of you probably also have multiple IDs across the Internet, or at the very least use something other than any version of your legal names, & whatever name people recognize, they despise, which is a major reason you spend the majority of your time interacting (online or offline) with each other.
4] RN, I had no need for Google, nor have I ever needed to eat dung, which is the reason I leave many posts by many members without any response. I suppose that's yet another reason so many members post sio much here, since the majority of their posts contain little (if anything) more than s**t, which is what the others than feed on, which only makes it quite obvious why that is all that ever comes out of them afterward.
2] How much did I earn? A lot. How much was I paid? None of your business (which I read goes bankrupt until another man puts something in the account).
3] Hip, not all that many, I'll admit... But the ones that do all know me as a friend &/or have positive opinions about me, whereas many of you probably also have multiple IDs across the Internet, or at the very least use something other than any version of your legal names, & whatever name people recognize, they despise, which is a major reason you spend the majority of your time interacting (online or offline) with each other.
4] RN, I had no need for Google, nor have I ever needed to eat dung, which is the reason I leave many posts by many members without any response. I suppose that's yet another reason so many members post sio much here, since the majority of their posts contain little (if anything) more than s**t, which is what the others than feed on, which only makes it quite obvious why that is all that ever comes out of them afterward.
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1] Frizzle is assuming things... Always easy, since being an ass leaves the hole for the other three letters.
2] How much did I earn? A lot. How much was I paid? None of your business (which I read goes bankrupt until another man puts something in the account).
3] Hip, not all that many; I'll admit... But the ones that do all know me as a friend and have positive opinions about me. In contrast many of you probably also have multiple IDs across the Internet, or at the very least use something other than any version of your legal names. Whatever name people recognize, they despise, which is a major reason you spend the majority of your time interacting (online or offline) with each other.
4] RN, I had no need for Google, nor have I ever needed to eat dung, which is the reason I leave many posts by many members without any response. I suppose that's yet another reason so many members post so much here since the majority of their posts contain little (if anything) more than s**t. This lack of substance is what the others than feed on, which only makes it quite obvious why that is all that ever comes out of them afterward.
2] How much did I earn? A lot. How much was I paid? None of your business (which I read goes bankrupt until another man puts something in the account).
3] Hip, not all that many; I'll admit... But the ones that do all know me as a friend and have positive opinions about me. In contrast many of you probably also have multiple IDs across the Internet, or at the very least use something other than any version of your legal names. Whatever name people recognize, they despise, which is a major reason you spend the majority of your time interacting (online or offline) with each other.
4] RN, I had no need for Google, nor have I ever needed to eat dung, which is the reason I leave many posts by many members without any response. I suppose that's yet another reason so many members post so much here since the majority of their posts contain little (if anything) more than s**t. This lack of substance is what the others than feed on, which only makes it quite obvious why that is all that ever comes out of them afterward.
I took the liberty of proofing your last post. Your sentences are long and contain lots of excess wording. They also need more punctuation to break them up. I figured I would help you out. You're welcome!
Keep writing and being a positive role model to others TJ. You are null's hero after all.
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Did you earn all of this in Chuck-E-Cheese tokens?
By the way, @Cowlick, it's been a while. How are you doing? Have they redone the shunt in your skull? I hope they saved some of your cerebrospinal fluid, considering yours must be worth more than platinum.
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I love you flossman!
I am sure TJ got paid in nothing but the finest selection of Big Lots past expiration grocery surplus.
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You are loved, as well!I was going to suggest the Robertson's sent him rotting game left over from last season of Duck Dynasty. I'm not sure T-Pain could tell the difference.
(@Cowlick, did you miss me?)