My Little Brony II: The Cloppening

Welp, looks like they were wrong about the full reveal being on Friday. Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great displeasure that I present to you My Little Pony: Pony Life.
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I'd say @AnOminous was right on the mark with his impression of it. Not only does it look exactly how you would imagine a Teen Titans Go version of My Little Pony but it seems like they've finally brought the bean face to ponies. Here's the instagram where they announced it alongside all the seething bronies in the replies as well as a brief synopsis from Entertainment Weekly. G5 or not, the fandom is either in suicide watch or full cope mode over it.
 
Welp, looks like they were wrong about the full reveal being on Friday. Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great displeasure that I present to you My Little Pony: Pony Life.
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I'd say @AnOminous was right on the mark with his impression of it. Not only does it look exactly how you would imagine a Teen Titans Go version of My Little Pony but it seems like they've finally brought the bean face to ponies. Here's the instagram where they announced it alongside all the seething bronies in the replies as well as a brief synopsis from Entertainment Weekly. G5 or not, the fandom is either in suicide watch or full cope mode over it.
My (pony) Life Me
 
They already are. Hasbro's been teasing something awful looking these past few days and nor/mlp/eople have been none too pleased about it. Expect a full reveal of whatever this is on Friday alongside ample amounts of salt.

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Welp, looks like they were wrong about the full reveal being on Friday. Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great displeasure that I present to you My Little Pony: Pony Life.
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I'd say @AnOminous was right on the mark with his impression of it. Not only does it look exactly how you would imagine a Teen Titans Go version of My Little Pony but it seems like they've finally brought the bean face to ponies. Here's the instagram where they announced it alongside all the seething bronies in the replies as well as a brief synopsis from Entertainment Weekly. G5 or not, the fandom is either in suicide watch or full cope mode over it.

First Pokemon Gen 8 release, probably the most controversial gen in recent years, and now this, boy, the next few days are going to be such a shit show :story:
 
Welp, looks like they were wrong about the full reveal being on Friday. Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great displeasure that I present to you My Little Pony: Pony Life.
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I'd say @AnOminous was right on the mark with his impression of it. Not only does it look exactly how you would imagine a Teen Titans Go version of My Little Pony but it seems like they've finally brought the bean face to ponies. Here's the instagram where they announced it alongside all the seething bronies in the replies as well as a brief synopsis from Entertainment Weekly. G5 or not, the fandom is either in suicide watch or full cope mode over it.

It's Thundercats all over again
 
Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy

On the one hand I have the *tiniest* bit of sympathy for the bronie speds, having watched so many franchises I once enjoyed turn to cancerous shit because execs wanted to whore it out for "new audiences" or make it "less stale"

....on the other hand
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Hope this was worth your ten years of brand loyalty horsefuckers. The universe is finally beginning to pay you back for ending the first true golden age of the internet with your septic autism for corporate toy slop.

Welcome to your fucking future.
 
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Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy

On the one hand I have the *tiniest* bit of sympathy for the bronie speds, having watched so many franchises I once enjoyed turn to cancerous shit because execs wanted to whore it out for "new audiences" or make it "less stale"

....on the other hand
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Hope this was worth your ten years of brand loyalty horsefuckers. The universe is finally beginning to pay you back for ending the first true golden age of the internet with your septic autism for corporate toy slop.

Welcome to your fucking future.
are brownies going to die out like the fad they are? or are they that much of leeches they will live off scraps and decide to infest other communities?
 
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are brownies going to die out like the fad they are? or are they that much of leeches they will live off scraps and decide to infest other communities?
Betting most will leave and swear off on how Hasbro defiled their beloved cartoon while bringing their tism to other communities, where they replace the horses with something else that's part of their obsession. Meanwhile, some might stay on because they're either too invested in the show to abandon it or legit think t
 
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Someone on Arena put it wonderfully:
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One can only wonder how long one can keep up in liking something before turning out to not like it beyond trying to one up a group of spergs they may be no different from. It's no more autistic than those sperging hard against it but then again, the autism over MLP existed before bronies were a thing, considering CWC being into it before bronies were a thing.
 
the autism over MLP existed before bronies were a thing, considering CWC being into it before bronies were a thing
Sadly, MLP fandom autism never was that bad before brony era; it was your usual female-centric doll collectors community forte (bad sellers, fake variants, someone vendetta-ing someone cause of petty reasons, custom plagiarism whining...there was rampant autism when g2 appeared, but it was so long ago, it's only getting alluded to nowadays), and truly terrible people were an event.
 
Sadly, MLP fandom autism never was that bad before brony era; it was your usual female-centric doll collectors community forte (bad sellers, fake variants, someone vendetta-ing someone cause of petty reasons, custom plagiarism whining...there was rampant autism when g2 appeared, but it was so long ago, it's only getting alluded to nowadays), and truly terrible people were an event.
If anything, the brony fandom was the peak era of fandom autism considering what bronies manage to bring beyond vendettas over petty reasons.
 
If anything, the brony fandom was the peak era of fandom autism considering what bronies manage to bring beyond vendettas over petty reasons.
Endless MLP tag on rule34.paheal.net is one of those things - it was like 5 pages before FIM happened, and even then only cause they lumped Pony Island (adoptable game with quasi-MLP art) and other odd shit into it; now it, as I heard, is longer than Pokemon's
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The fact that the article mentions "slice of life" makes me think the inspired by touhou shit is true. Weebs are the only people who routinely use that phrase.

The art style may be shit but don't judge an autism by the face of it's tard, there's much uncharted territory and taboos that can still be broken.
 
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The fact that the article mentions "slice of life" makes me think the inspired by touhou shit is true. Weebs are the only people who routinely use that phrase.

The art style may be shit but don't judge an autism by the face of it's tard, there's much uncharted territory and taboos that can still be broken.
autism and anime go together like bread and butter. it's no surprise they go full anime especially when the whole community are autistic dregs of humanity that deserve no human rights or money whatsoever
 
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