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When will Jack drop dead?

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this is probably the saddest JOTG video

its right after his last stroke and its pretty much just tammy taking apart the sandwiches for him to try while he sits there looking fat as fuck and completely stroked out



How can you enable your husband like this when he's already so overweight and just had a major health crisis related to his weight for the second time ? It's impossible that she is just ignorant to what contributes to stroke risk. She is not worried about his health at all.
 
How can you enable your husband like this when he's already so overweight and just had a major health crisis related to his weight for the second time ? It's impossible that she is just ignorant to what contributes to stroke risk. She is not worried about his health at all.

Don't underestimate ignorance. They are the type who literally think choosing a salad consisting of lettuce and a few veggies smothered in dressing, cheese, fried chicken and bacon is a healthy alternative to a cheeseburger and fries.
 
this is probably the saddest JOTG video

its right after his last stroke and its pretty much just tammy taking apart the sandwiches for him to try while he sits there looking fat as fuck and completely stroked out


This is horrifying

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For me I cringe more at what he eats rather than how he acts. Though I do cringe at his behavior as well. So my top 3 are:
Arby's Meat Mountain. Of course he has to pretend to the cashier that he won't eat the whole thing.

Reviewbrah did a better review of this specific thing.


Also he calls it dog food and then rates it 8.5. Classic reviewbrah.
 
At least 1,000 calories in dressing alone on his "salad" This is post stroke 2 as well.

Watch the camera movement at 3:22

He's limping along down the aisle

And don't forget this Galaxy brain shit at 1:15...

 
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I assume that it's this video and at 14:30 onwards?

Fat Jack does look pissed!
He's looking into the camera like a baby who shat himself and is about to bawl quite a bit, but I love that I imagine one of the big reasons Hungry Jack got pissed at Charles was an offhand comment he made. You see, fatty complains how the noodles don't break easily, and Charles laughs a bit and comments he should've taken a smaller bite. Charles actually comments he needs to fucking stop horking down on his meals like a starving hippo.

And yeah, it was actually his Flip Burger review that made me stop watching his Glutton on the Go videos; I just can't stand entitled assholes treating workers like shit. Fucks like Jack are the types to be told to GTFO and never darken the door again. Like, those guys already have a hard time at the job, don't fucking add onto it because you decided to tantrum like a child over not getting a gimmick drink that day when said gimmick doesn't remotely change the taste, just the presentation.

And yeah... that Arby's video. It's like something out of a dark comedy.
 
What's Jack's weight currently? Surely he's around 350-400lbs? Or is that a bit too conservative
 
Watch the camera movement at 3:22

He's limping along down the aisle

And don't forget this Galaxy brain shit at 1:15...

"i found it very interesting that the vegetarians went straight for the vegetables"

that was the first JOTG after stroke #2 if you couldn't tell already from that golden quote
 
How can you enable your husband like this when he's already so overweight and just had a major health crisis related to his weight for the second time ? It's impossible that she is just ignorant to what contributes to stroke risk. She is not worried about his health at all.

To be brutaly frank, I don't even assume that both of them have the mental capacity do see the dangerous lifestyle they have. Jack already had two strokes and the next, and his final, stroke is just a matter of time and she is the next on the list of morbidly obese related health issues.
It wouldn't even wonder me when she get her first stroke within the next year.
They're both literally walking dead.
How does he get threats on his YouTube channel? That fat coward has his comment section closed for quite some time now.

What's Jack's weight currently? Surely he's around 350-400lbs? Or is that a bit too conservative
I would estimate it's more likely 400lbs to 450lbs .
 
I'm going to guess he's gone to the channels that are reacting to his horrible videos (Charlie has done a few on him, and YT keeps suggesting some guy named Elvis the Alien who has Jack in his thumbnail) and he took all the people in the comments calling him the Maestro of Mayo as deeply personal slights, because Jack is a soft bellied pussy boy.
 
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