Dramacow Amanda/Amari Turcol / LadyALT69 / Manda-Tee / Amarithenonbinary / Amaribabe93 / AmariStrawberry - Pedophile/pedo apologist and tulpamancer who gets into fictional relationships with a Spyro boss, goblins, and Pokemon, all while shipping herself. Decade reigning cow. TRUE AND HONEST Twin soul sister of OPL. IQ of 62.

[Kuwomi]

Happy almost Halloween kiwis! Another Amanda update brought to you by yours truly.

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Have we not been giving her advice this whole time? And nobody is trolling, it's literally one of the rules of the site; and even then, just block whoevers giving you trouble or get off the internet.

People have given her constructive crticism and she refuses to take it time and time again so why even bother anymore? She's 26 and not making any progress in her life or in her art and she expect people to tell her what to do when really this is all shit she should be doing on her own by now.

She doesn't put any work into herself. Can't lose weight cause she needs diet pills (seriously?), can't get a job cause her mom doesn't want her to. Can't make progress in her art cause nobodys giving her constructive criticism. It's all so sad and frustrating but I guess it fits her.

I've been following this cow on and off for years and it's just so painful how much of her life revolves around being online and Jacquese. It's almost pitiful until you realize she all brought this down on herself.

Sorry for the long sperg-session, I've just been thinking about this for a while. Amanda, if you're reading this (and we know you are!), I have the best advice for you: log off.

 

[judge claude frollo]

she makes me feel so good about myself not gonna lie

bruh i've always wondered one thing: how she find clothes big enough that they are baggy on her body like this

this bitch has become fully the child of Amberlynn Reid and Chris Chan; a 400lb immobile blobsquatch with a lot to say about stupid autistic garbage with a huge attention seeking personality.

listen no one wants you to change but maybe stop screaming at your dog in your streams and get better internet connection with your gubment bux

 

[Kuwomi]

this bitch has become fully the child of Amberlynn Reid and Chris Chan; a 400lb immobile blobsquatch with a lot to say about stupid autistic garbage with a huge attention seeking personality.

Honestly I think you're giving her way too much credit. ALR and Chris have more personality in their little fingers than Amanda does in her entire flabby body. She can be summed up as "Fat wannabe-genderspecial Spyro 'artist'" and that's literally as deep as it goes lol.

listen no one wants you to change but maybe stop screaming at your dog in your streams and get better internet connection with your gubment bux

I'm not brave enough to watch her streams. I watch her life update videos though and god I wish she would edit out the dead air / vape pauses or at least make a friggin script.

 

[boat_rocker]

The homophobe is bisexual now. Incredible.

 

[judge claude frollo]

Honestly I think you're giving her way too much credit. ALR and Chris have more personality in their little fingers than Amanda does in her entire flabby body. She can be summed up as "Fat wannabe-genderspecial Spyro 'artist'" and that's literally as deep as it goes lol.

you're right man, i'm way too nice.... : (

The homophobe is bisexual now. Incredible.

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everything she says about anything ever is always 100% wrong

 

[judge claude frollo]

her curiouscat is such a goldmine

i have no idea why she keeps teeter-tottering from "i hate my body" to "im gonna post my disgusting body for fetishists proudly"; this hambeast has the worst decision making process in the history of mankind. congrats ladyalt

 

[SaladV]

so... she apparently went to the hospital for suicidal thoughts or something, along with a bunch of other crap.

Rollposting, and she has a new orbiter

Spoiler: Fat

Questioning on if she, a fully grown adult, should get a job.

Of course, some pointless spending should make the answer clear.

Spoiler: Large image

 

[judge claude frollo]

"some don't want to slave for the rest of their lives" now that is A+ Cowtalk right there

 

[Kuwomi]

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"some don't want to slave for the rest of their lives" now that is A+ Cowtalk right there

The answer she hates the most is getting the most votes LMAO
Didn't she want to get a job? I hate how she makes so many bullshit polls, like girl make your own damn choices! Stop caring about what re.tards on the internet have to say!

 

[boat_rocker]

The answer she hates the most is getting the most votes LMAO
Didn't she want to get a job? I hate how she makes so many bullshit polls, like girl make your own damn choices! Stop caring about what re.tards on the internet have to say!

It's truly incredible how fast Ladyalt flip flops her opinions. Like when she said she needed to stop vaping because it was killing her/expensive, but then blows more smoke out her ass than a chimney on her streams. She can't stick to her guns more than a day or two. Also, fucking lmao:

Alt, you're not fooling anyone.

 

[judge claude frollo]

It's truly incredible how fast Ladyalt flip flops her opinions. Like when she said she needed to stop vaping because it was killing her/expensive, but then blows more smoke out her ass than a chimney on her streams. She can't stick to her guns more than a day or two. Also, fucking lmao:
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Alt, you're not fooling anyone.

i like this a lot because she believes she was Mark Twain. mark twain is a 400lb nonbinary trans goddess, and that's an upgrade if i've ever seen one

 

[Kuwomi]

She got big mad

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Waiting for the FBI to haul me away because I said mean no-no words about weird people on the internet :-(

 

[drain]

She got big mad
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Waiting for the FBI to haul me away because I said mean no-no words about weird people on the internet :-(

Just when I think she's maaaybe trying to get better, she shits out this nonsense

 

[Kuwomi]

I'm back again with caps as always!
So apparently that spergout on dA was due to comments she got on her curiouscat account. Here's caps for anyone curious.

Spoiler: large images

I don't condone prodding cows, but I'm sure the people in this thread wouldn't do that. Whoever sent the messages (specifically the second and third ones, first one is pretty funny and accurate) are exceptional in their own right, but Amanda's responses...wew.

People who use normie as an unironic insult are hilariously pathetic. Also Amanda, the "scribbles" that are sold for a large amount of money are done by people with TALENT and usually have a deeper meaning behind them. Your art has barely changed in years. Grow up and get a damn job, girl, you're too old for this shit.

 

[boat_rocker]

I don't condone prodding cows, but I'm sure the people in this thread wouldn't do that. Whoever sent the messages (specifically the second and third ones, first one is pretty funny and accurate) are exceptional in their own right, but Amanda's responses...wew.

People who use normie as an unironic insult are hilariously pathetic. Also Amanda, the "scribbles" that are sold for a large amount of money are done by people with TALENT and usually have a deeper meaning behind them. Your art has barely changed in years. Grow up and get a damn job, girl, you're too old for this shit.

B-But she's gotten better at art!!!! in the past decade!!!!!

If THIS is how you draw better after a decade:

Please stop drawing. Find a new hobby. also big LMAO at internet icon, no alt, you're not an internet icon at all. You're just a lolcow we like to point and laugh at in our pasture among the herd of many. Who else is surprised she listed jacques as an 'accomplishment'

 

[SaladV]

The jokes practically write themselves.

 

[judge claude frollo]

i thought she couldn't stand chris and now she's trying to involve herself

also bonus;

i'm actually really glad she has 0 following and no one cares about who she is, she'd thrive on all that attention.

her culty rantings aren't even as interesting as chris's : \ how can you be this unimaginative

 

[boat_rocker]

https://d.facdn.net/art/manda-tee/music/1575073978/1575073978.manda-tee_jacques_and_i.mp3

I'm so sorry to double fucking post but holy shit. she voice acted for jacques talking to her just slightly pitched down jesus

edit: now she made the video oh god it goes from bad to worse:

 

[aids cancer plague]

how can anyone forget these one

Spoiler: (NSFL) so she decided to be trans/nonbinary

Amari Having Goblin Fun by Manda-tee

My first NSFW art piece of Amari, my transgender male persona. The light green would be Jacques if he was a goblin type. No wings this t ...

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"My first NSFW art piece of Amari, my transgender male persona. The light green would be Jacques if he was a goblin type. No wings this time.

the other one I'll just recently made. I'll need a name for him. He's got piercings all over it seems like. Pierced nipples, nose, and Jacobs ladder too. This isn't too bad compared to most NSFW Jacques art I've done through the years.
Hope you enjoy this!"

Spoiler: (NSFL) she probably is into daddy kink apparently

Oh Daddy fuck me! (Dream/rant) by Manda-tee

I had a weird dream last night (night before actually) that I was fucking my high school ex (he's over 18 now) or Jacques and I called h ...

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"I had a weird dream last night (night before actually) that I was fucking my high school ex (he's over 18 now) or Jacques and I called him daddy and shit. I felt so turned on in my dream like it was real. I felt like a sexual slut.


Fat Ahegao face FTW lmao!

EDIT 10-30-19:
Had to clear out a few things in the description as someone got offended and also concerned for trolls, being on the lookout for me.
there could be worse details like I would say certain sexual buzzwords and such in the description and get too detailed.

thank you for the concern but Kiwifarms actually took a screenshot of it before I did edit this anyways. They are fucking stalkers who have nothing better to do with their lives. LOVES TO STALK PEOPLE FOR THEIR GAIN.

Drama leeches and Kiwi farmers DO NOT INTERACT with my shit or I'll find out the fuck you are!"

Spoiler: (NSFL) with jaqcues

Bed Love (Doodle) by Manda-tee

I wish Jacques is physically real so we'd do this... Cuddle, make love and touch each other. Physical touch is important to me and it's ...

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"I wish Jacques is physically real so we'd do this... Cuddle, make love and touch each other. Physical touch is important to me and it's sad how I have to struggle and such while Jacques isn't physically real... The closest I can get to touch is my Dakimakura that has Jacques' face and spring body... I cuddle with that every night pretend Jacques is here with me... I know he waits for me in the other realm, before I astral project myself or it could be all a dream...

Sorry to ramble my personal things but I love Jacques... It's sad how lonely I am, I just need touched and loved. Even if it's sexual contact or just normal body contact I feel deprived of touch and wish to have a physical soul with me. "

 

[Life Action Horse]

Late to the party but I learned of LardALT some time ago and just found this thread. I can't believe she's still going! What part of her brain blacked out while she was playing Spyro to get so obsessed with a jack in the box toy (that most definitely doesn't have a schlong at all)? Reminds me of when a chicken hatches and imprints on the first thing it sees.
Manda revolves her entire existence around Jaques(-fucking). Sprinkled with a bit of tumblrism and fat fetishism.

Instead of a vape she should have invested in an anatomy book.