Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

retell certain sagas through a new way. Is that literally going to be what they do? Just with actors who will go on about how Tienanmen and Hong Kong didn't happen?

Hello. I can only assume from the fact you're even asking that you've blissfully been in a coma or isolated wilderness for the past few years, and are unaware Disney is remaking all their animated classics as live action films.
 
Hello. I can only assume from the fact you're even asking that you've blissfully been in a coma or isolated wilderness for the past few years, and are unaware Disney is remaking all their animated classics as live action films.
I'm being sarcastic mostly. I'm more curious on how they'll fuck it up.
 
I just happened across a twitch channel playing the new game. ~14k people watching and the chat is moving slower than i've seen with ~1k people, and they are almost all shitting on it. Only watched ~5min or so, but it looks boring as fuck with terrible animation.
 
Geez Louise, these fuckers are even uglier in-game.
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FYI this is the main character's best friend who the Empire kills which is what makes him become a jedi Rebel™.
 
It looks like a game from 10 years ago. Directly from the dark ages of gaming, when Uncharted was still considered good by some idiots. Everything is scripted and superlinear.

But I watched just some parts of it yesterday, not the whole thing. But my first impression was the worst possible, generic, soulless, ugly as sin, boring and repetitive. It does have something more modern though, the colors! This game has more than brown, green and piss yellow. Anything else screams 2010.
 
Fuck.
RIP DBZ.

Dragon Ball will be fine, stupid gaijin jews will make some dumb movie people will laugh at but there will still be good content being made in mighty Nippon. The last Broly movie was really good. Tbh I can't wait to torrent and watch the disney dragon ball, with Henry Cavill as Goku, that ugly stars war asian girl as Bulma (can't have pretty actresses in current year because being pretty is sexist), Idris Elba as Piccolo and to subvert expectations Krillin falls in love with Android 17 not 18. I can already confirm the villain in the movie will be Cell because in the current year you can't have Frieza (could be interpreted as making fun of gays) or Buu (fatphobic caricature) as villains.
 
Geez Louise, these fuckers are even uglier in-game.
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FYI this is the main character's best friend who the Empire kills which is what makes him become a jedi Rebel™.
Looks like a ripoff of a classic Star Wars alien (species name is on my tongue), but I'll give him credit for looking more Star Wars-y than most Disney Star Wars aliens.
 
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Looks like a ripoff of a classic Star Wars alien (species name is on my tongue), but I'll give him credit for looking more Star Wars-y than most Disney Star Wars aliens.
As I recall, this species was created as a replacement for the Mon Calamarians, which is why Ackbar is the only rep for the species anymore outside comic cameos and why these ugly nu-assholes are fucking everywhere.
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Dozens of recurring species that appeared throughout the OT, the PT and all SW media for 30 years just up and vanish except for 3 individuals (Ackbar, Chewie and Nub) and suddenly the Galaxy is filled with these new guys called Aboneedos or something along with a bunch of other new fuckers which Disney now shamelessly claims have always been around and are the most common and widespread species in the Galaxy next to humans despite never seeing a single damn one anywhere before TFA. They even retconned it so these Abos were in ANH's cantina scene.

All in all, Disney has created replacements and donut steal versions of almost all the recurring aliens except Twi'leks who have just been erased entirely except for the green one from Aladdin's Rebels who dresses so conservatively that even a soccer mon and a California muslim student would say she's overdoing it, which pretty much nullifies the Twi'lek's status as the sirens or Orions of SW.

Any link to a download?
@damian got a link to share?
 
I haven't raised the black flag [yet]

Ah. Okay, because this is something I have to download for my Dad who's grown up with Star Wars and is pretty much crushed when he saw Last Jedi and realized the state that all his interests are in now, as cash-cows for soulless big corporations and posers.

It was nice seeing some semblance of life come back to him after the first episode.

Fuck Rian Johnson and everyone who couldn't shut up about how great a director he is because he did the choice episodes of Breaking Bad.
 
Ah. Okay, because this is something I have to download for my Dad who's grown up with Star Wars and is pretty much crushed when he saw Last Jedi and realized the state that all his interests are in now, as cash-cows for soulless big corporations and posers.

It was nice seeing some semblance of life come back to him after the first episode.

Fuck Rian Johnson and everyone who couldn't shut up about how great a director he is because he did the choice episodes of Breaking Bad.
Make sure to tell him that TROS will be TLJ tier, if not even worse, if Star Wars is mentioned.
 
Make sure to tell him that TROS will be TLJ tier, if not even worse, if Star Wars is mentioned.

I did. this was before Mandalorian was dropped or anything, so I've made sure he knows the difference between OG, Pre-2012 Disney stuff and the true "Legends" continuity where Luke Skywalker, Han, Leia and the rest of the gang fight evil and don't cuck out to political correctness.
 
I did. this was before Mandalorian was dropped or anything, so I've made sure he knows the difference between OG, Pre-2012 Disney stuff and the true "Legends" continuity where Luke Skywalker, Han, Leia and the rest of the gang fight evil and don't cuck out to political correctness.
Great. Now, if you didn't yohoho Mandalorian, do it.

Also public opinion is still turning against it. I've only seen rips and webms but... yeed.
Yeah. I'm just not falling for this. Mandalorian is here to put up a modicum of quality to try and trick people like us into seeing TROS.
 
IGN gave Jedi Fallen Order a 9/10 and it has a decent Metacritic score. I don't know if it's a good game or overhyping a mediocre game, but I'm still going to wait until it's at least 30 before considering buying it.
 
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Mandalorian episode 2: Its good. Its just a fun, straightforward adventure tale like the old Star Wars films. I don't know if it'll stick the landing, but its not bad so far.

My only real gripe is something everybody brought up last week: If you're using a Tattooine setting and Tattooine aliens, why is it not set on Tattooine? It makes it seem like The Empire had a pretty progressive open borders policy because this backwater desert planet feels like the United Nations of planets with the variety of aliens on display.
 
My only real gripe is something everybody brought up last week: If you're using a Tattooine setting and Tattooine aliens, why is it not set on Tattooine? It makes it seem like The Empire had a pretty progressive open borders policy because this backwater desert planet feels like the United Nations of planets with the variety of aliens on display.

So we have Tattooine, not Tattooine 1, and Not Tattooine 2......
 
Mandalorian episode 2: Its good. Its just a fun, straightforward adventure tale like the old Star Wars films. I don't know if it'll stick the landing, but its not bad so far.
I think there's a potential for the Mandalorian to be like a live-action Samurai Jack. This episode really felt like a Tartakovsky show.
 
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