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Honestly he does need to be faced with conditional unsympathetic responses like 'do a flip' or 'down the middle not across' everywhere so long as he just cries for attention rather than actually try and get better with therapy and so on. Like genuinely try too, not lie and lash out too.

an apathetic and stoic get your shit together talk you mean. Yeah, it seems when you yell at him he crumbles into a ball, and when you're nice too him he feeds off it and continues business as usual. Granted the dude is bipolar, but you can still reign in mood swings with discipline.
 
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Noah's daily life is probably the opening to every children's cartoon where the villain is throwing a temper tantrum trying to think up a plan to get back at Trump the Hedgehog or whatever.

Allow me to use cursive for this one; The joke here is we don't like him period. Also muddersuckin' objection: You can do something about it, you don't want to.

Asking a mole to stop digging, are we, Sinner_Stopper?
 

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what are you going to do Noah, tweet them to death?
 
You jest, but in his mind, he probably thinks he can do that.


Oh I've no doubt he's the kind of person who fantasises about being able to take out several assailants who underestimate his power. In reality, he'd wilt faster than a flower under a blowtorch and the only hope he'd have would be his attackers were so busy laughing he'd get a sucker punch in.
 
Oh I've no doubt he's the kind of person who fantasises about being able to take out several assailants who underestimate his power. In reality, he'd wilt faster than a flower under a blowtorch and the only hope he'd have would be his attackers were so busy laughing he'd get a sucker punch in.

He's bragged in the past about being able to fend off a gunman using a folding knife (or more recently, a flashlight) while being shot at. He apparently carries three weapons with him in public (two knives and said flashlight) and has claimed that they're better than a gun, which he's afraid to own.
 
He's bragged in the past about being able to fend off a gunman using a folding knife (or more recently, a flashlight) while being shot at. He apparently carries three weapons with him in public (two knives and said flashlight) and has claimed that they're better than a gun, which he's afraid to own.


Said knives were also about 2 inches in length
 
He's bragged in the past about being able to fend off a gunman using a folding knife (or more recently, a flashlight) while being shot at. He apparently carries three weapons with him in public (two knives and said flashlight) and has claimed that they're better than a gun, which he's afraid to own.
He fucking dies if he even remotely exerts himself according to his own words on his heart condition; you'd don't fucking peacock and try to claim you're Billy Badass if doing the osteoporosis dance can make your ventricles clutch and fibrilate.
 
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This one, maybe?
Everytime I hear this, I think "LK went really over board here."

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what are you going to do Noah, tweet them to death?
Then he says shit like this. Now, I dont support LK since in his own right hes insanely spergy. But, something about this podcast always strikes a nerve in the sense that, yeah this is something Noah needs to hear. He's a talented guy who got scared of his own success and pressure that would bring. Maybe if it was someone Noah respected it could actually hit him where it hurt. Then again I'm sure Mark Hamill could curse Noah out and he would go back in 48 hours tweeting about cheetoh man bad.
 
This is from almost a week ago but I didn't see anyone else post it.

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Noah "CTE is a Myth" Antwiler

If there was a way for them to make steel chair shots to the head safe, I guarantee you someone in pro wrestling would have thought of it rather than most big federations just banning chair shots to the head entirely. You think WWE didn't have people looking into that shit to see if there was a way to make it safe before just deciding to ban it entirely? They decided it was probably best not to take any more risks after Chris Benoit's brain got scrambled so hard he murdered his entire family.

Noah thinks he knows more about chair shots to the head than brain specialists and pro-wrestlers, he compares his shitty stunt work to Jackie Chan, he can take on muggers single handedly with his trusty flashlight and he knows more about cognitive behavioral therapy than any shrink on Earth. And he does all of this while never leaving his bed due to his crippling depression. Truly a renaissance man.
 
Probably late to the party but has there been any answers as too why Noah is deciding to stream more frequently at really really odd times? (I see his streams start at like 4am EST lately). Has he updated his dead patreon page or something like that?
 
This is from almost a week ago but I didn't see anyone else post it.

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Noah "CTE is a Myth" Antwiler

If there was a way for them to make steel chair shots to the head safe, I guarantee you someone in pro wrestling would have thought of it rather than most big federations just banning chair shots to the head entirely. You think WWE didn't have people looking into that shit to see if there was a way to make it safe before just deciding to ban it entirely? They decided it was probably best not to take any more risks after Chris Benoit's brain got scrambled so hard he murdered his entire family.

Noah thinks he knows more about chair shots to the head than brain specialists and pro-wrestlers, he compares his shitty stunt work to Jackie Chan, he can take on muggers single handedly with his trusty flashlight and he knows more about cognitive behavioral therapy than any shrink on Earth. And he does all of this while never leaving his bed due to his crippling depression. Truly a renaissance man.
I would LOVE to take Noah to a wrestling camp and see how long this bravado lasts. I mentioned before I've taken a bump or two and trust me, it hurts,it hurts BAD. So a STEEL CHAIR to the head, no matte how "safe" it is, will always fuck you up. A guy I know fucked his ankle up on a BASEBALL slide. One of the most basic things a wrestler could do.
 
I would LOVE to take Noah to a wrestling camp and see how long this bravado lasts. I mentioned before I've taken a bump or two and trust me, it hurts,it hurts BAD. So a STEEL CHAIR to the head, no matte how "safe" it is, will always fuck you up. A guy I know fucked his ankle up on a BASEBALL slide. One of the most basic things a wrestler could do.

He wouldn't make it through the warm ups.
 
Probably late to the party but has there been any answers as too why Noah is deciding to stream more frequently at really really odd times? (I see his streams start at like 4am EST lately). Has he updated his dead patreon page or something like that?
His "more frequent" streams were mostly all playing Wing Commander 4, a game Noah genuinely enjoys, while he happened to get a response on Twitter from Mark Hamill, so those two factors combined probably contributed to an upswing in his mania.
The downswing has probably already started by now.
And no, he hasn't updated his Patreon. (btw you don't need to make a forum post to get that question answered)
 
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