Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[FemalePresident]

'murica

the only thing missing is his cross necklace

Classic Jack

 

[Chamulum]

In typical Jack fashion, he gives us barely cooked bacon and undercooked greens.

 

[buttvomit]

In typical Jack fashion, he gives us barely cooked bacon and undercooked greens.

jfc he mixes all that sticky maple syrup with his hand.....

also he forgets that he's eating brussels sprouts and calls it asparagus @ 3:10

 

[Lousy Cleaning Service]

jfc he mixes all that sticky maple syrup with his hand.....

also he forgets that he's eating brussels sprouts and calls it asparagus @ 3:10

When the video started and I saw how off centered he was in the frame, I thought he might be getting fancy and putting some on screen graphics to work.

Nope, he was just incompetent in framing the shot.

 

[AnOminous]

In typical Jack fashion, he gives us barely cooked bacon and undercooked greens.

His show at this point is just a really elaborate way of buying groceries and then throwing them in the garbage because no way anybody actually eats this fucking bullshit. Well, maybe Jack gargles and roars like a wendigo as he eats the raw bacon.

 

[FemalePresident]

The arm hanging in the background made me feel very uncomfortable.

It really looks like the right side of his face is on its way to get paralyzed or deteriorate severely.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Noticed he tells you to cut the stem ends off the sprout. Then in the pan shot i see he didn't do it for all of them.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

In typical Jack fashion, he gives us barely cooked bacon and undercooked greens.

No ingredients or recipe in the description, not like it would be any more useful than the potatoes.
It would just be
" 1) cut brussel sprouts
2) add bacon and syrup
apply heat as needed "
I'm astounded whenever Jack bites into something and gives nothing but a one word "great" or "mmm!", but this time Jack says LITERALLY NOTHING before a fadeout to a new scene. Just stunning.
Those brussel sprouts (goddam really? that's literally the cliche'd nasty veggie no kid wants to eat) aren't "roasted", they're CHARRED, and the bacon is so raw it just looks like he just added tomato slices.
Two side dishes coated in maple syrup, hurrrk, please no more Jack.

 

[AnOminous]

Two side dishes coated in maple syrup, hurrrk, please no more Jack.

What makes me kind of tard rage is he's wasting actual maple syrup on this pig garbage.

 

[Adamska]

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Fuck off you bound for hell piece of shit; you choked out your own son just because he 420 blazed it and now you do without acknowledging you've done wrong or trying to seek forgiveness you massive gluttonous hypocrite. You treat others around you like shit if you can get away with it and have nuked friendships literally over them cooking better than you or telling you no, they don't want garbage sushi from the chain store that can't fix their fridge.

Don't even try to play the christian virtue up; you fucking have none you pig with an eating disorder.

And his newest dish is on par with his aunt's party salad; maple bacon? Works fine as a savory-sweet topping or side for say a pancake or waffle. Maple sprouts... ech. Just ECH!

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Was Jack listening to NPR nine days ago (Squash Your Brussels Sprouts Doubt This Holiday Season)?

 

[Whatthefuck]

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The arm hanging in the background made me feel very uncomfortable.

It really looks like the right side of his face is on its way to get paralyzed or deteriorate severely.

In this screen shot you can tell he's overcompensating on his left hand side. He actually got lucky having a left brain stroke (for anyone who doesn't know if you have a left brain stroke it affects the right side of your body and a right brain stroke affects your left side) because it generally causes way worse deficiencies than what he's presenting. His speech and tardedness aren't nearly as affected as they could have been, but he does show significant differences in those respects from a few years ago. Usually a left brain stroke is easier to come back from physically and harder to come back from the deficiencies in your mental faculties (meaning learning to eat, speak, write again, hell, sometimes you sound like a fucking schizophrenic because your brain is saying words or phrases that to you sound correct, but are in no way correct. The brain is a crazy bitch). I can tell he did no physical therapy and is still doing none so you see that overcompensation on the left side of his body.

Is Jack left or right handed? I'll be fucked if I'm going back to check. If he's left handed, he's genuinely lucky.

 

[EvilDroid64]

Is Jack left or right handed? I'll be fucked if I'm going back to check. If he's left handed, he's genuinely lucky.

In videos from before stroke two, he appears to be right-handed. He's left-handed now.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

In typical Jack fashion, he gives us barely cooked bacon and undercooked greens.

What a tremendous waste of food.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Oh my god he's already at 70% Dick Clark. RIP.

 

[Aaway]

In this screen shot you can tell he's overcompensating on his left hand side. He actually got lucky having a left brain stroke (for anyone who doesn't know if you have a left brain stroke it affects the right side of your body and a right brain stroke affects your left side) because it generally causes way worse deficiencies than what he's presenting. His speech and tardedness aren't nearly as affected as they could have been, but he does show significant differences in those respects from a few years ago. Usually a left brain stroke is easier to come back from physically and harder to come back from the deficiencies in your mental faculties (meaning learning to eat, speak, write again, hell, sometimes you sound like a fucking schizophrenic because your brain is saying words or phrases that to you sound correct, but are in no way correct. The brain is a crazy bitch). I can tell he did no physical therapy and is still doing none so you see that overcompensation on the left side of his body.

Is Jack left or right handed? I'll be fucked if I'm going back to check. If he's left handed, he's genuinely lucky.

i believe he did go to a rehab center for his arm (per one of his videos) but clearly his trademark laziness kicked in and he stopped going after a while

 

[Captain Ahab]

Can he really not see how sad and unappetizing that looks? Why am I even asking. ‘Course he can’t. Papa Salmonella is such an impatient little glutton. He can’t wait to stuff his ravenous beast of a gut, can he? It reminds of that video where he was testing some gimmick claws for shredding meat, and his pork was pretty much raw inside. He was tearing through raw flesh and tough sinew and saying how amazing it looked. He’s either the world’s biggest troll or mentally deficient.

Next time you cook this maybe parboil the brussel sprouts and cut the bacon into small bits, you fat fuck, so it all roasts quickly enough before your gluttony takes over.

 

[JackDavis]

"They [brussel sprouts] have a sweetness all by themselves."
- Adds half a cup of maple syrup. It's organic so that means it's keto I think

Imagine having a cooking show and having to slice vegetables like this and making absolutely no effort to not have another stroke.

Sticky maple syrup, raw pork, silicon ring and unwashed hand. YUMMERS.

"The salt is just for flavor." Oh okay Jack thanks. I thought you were trying to cure the brussel sprouts.
Jack's review: "Simple dirt-easy dish that's absolutely delicious." Jack is such a wordsmith. Dirt easy is such a good way to describe food. It's up there with when he describes ingredients as "ewwww".

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

this is probably the saddest JOTG video

its right after his last stroke and its pretty much just tammy taking apart the sandwiches for him to try while he sits there looking fat as fuck and completely stroked out

Yet somehow he looks worse now.

In typical Jack fashion, he gives us barely cooked bacon and undercooked greens.

Those sprouts are also way too close to one another so he fucking steamed which is not a texture you want with Brussels sprouts.

Noticed he tells you to cut the stem ends off the sprout. Then in the pan shot i see he didn't do it for all of them.

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Nice catch. He also cuts them like a sped. Does he think the fork makes him seem cool? Is that a Jack-hack? Edited in: I just realized it is because he can't even steady a fucking Brussels sprout with his dead arm...he might as well have it hacked off and replaced with a wire hanger at this point.

I noticed something as well. Why the fuck are the utensils smoking?

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Yet somehow he looks worse now.




Nice catch. He also cuts them like a sped. Does he think the fork makes him seem cool? Is that a Jack-hack? Edited in: I just realized it is because he can't even steady a fucking Brussels sprout with his dead arm...he might as well have it hacked off and replaced with a wire hanger at this point.

I noticed something as well. Why the fuck are the utensils smoking?

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They are cooking utensils. As in, they cook the food as you cut it and move it towards the gaping maw that is the physical manifestation of Jack's hunger. Now he no longer needs a stove, microwave, 13 grills and smokers.