Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Jub-Jub said:
Overhyped mediocre game. I only watched a half hour or so, but it felt completely soulless.
IIRC Titanfall 2 sold like shit, which is a pity because i can see it's gameplay transitioning extremely well to a SW setting.
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I shitposted on the Fextralife stream of Fallen Order, the guy who was playing only interacted with the POSITIVE vibes and I was told to stfu when I pointed out what are the reasons we should care about this release when others in the stream who were comparing this as a mediocre Force Unleashed we're being ignored.

The streamer in question was so unfunny and only had "spooders in jungle, omg" and acted as a obnoxious current year Game Journo. I swore he was a paid shill by the Rat
 
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Jub-Jub said:
Overhyped mediocre game. I only watched a half hour or so, but it felt completely soulless.
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Yah, I watched a bit of it. The game looks like it's just running down a preset path for 5 minutes before fighting a few easy enemies and repeating. Story also felt rushed at the beginning and devolved from there.
 
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Didn’t see this posted, but Mark got wrangled by Disney for the movie ticket tweet.
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I’m looking forward to his spergout when his contracts with Disney are up
 
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I'm sure he expected that. He ought to know by now what kind of reaction his tweets will get.

He's more like Trump that he might want to admit. I wish I could forget his bull-headed tweet to Ivanka & the story about his family trying to coerce his son's girlfriend into having an abortion. Up until that, he was #ourguy to me. Now it looks like it'll be John Boyega after the movie drops.
 
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Two new videos from clownfish.
Boyega had to fight to get screentime in ROTS. Despite being billed as co-lead in TFA and his big dumb face being the very first promo piece of media that was released for the ST.
and I'll just copy their description for the next video.
According to a short article in Disney Rewards Insider, D-O is described as a "toddler" by Disney/Lucasfilm, and he'll akwwardly mimic BB-8 throughout the course of the movie. This likely means even less screen time for C-3PO and R2-D2 in the last saga film ever. But hey, JJ got his OC in there.
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Oh Joy!
That pinned comment though
You thought that C-3P0 and R2-D2 would get a great send off in the last film of the Skywalker Saga.... ...BUT IT WAS ME, D-0!!!
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Fallen Order feels like a new version of Force Unleashed, which I found interesting back in 2008 in that it showed us new lore surrounding Darth Vader and the Empire. Fallen Order feels like nothing special.

Though I'm suspecting this would be a slight commercial disappointment considering this is not the kind of game EA would support,
 
Jewthulhu said:
Yah, I watched a bit of it. The game looks like it's just running down a preset path for 5 minutes before fighting a few easy enemies and repeating. Story also felt rushed at the beginning and devolved from there.
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Sweet jesus Vader up and says "Fuck off" hard goddamn core. I love it when they use him like this and say "This shit is beneath me, begone."
 
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The Reaper said:
So far the only advertisement I've seen for episode nine on television was an ad where a girl tries to adopt a dog that looks like Chewbacca (the shelter uploaded pictures of the dog to the internet in an effort to get it adopted). The girl finally convinces her dad, but when they go in the dog has already been adopted. The kicker is there was a cat sitting in a nearby cage with a Vader costume on. That was it.


I played FU on the Wii, and it was actually super fun. The controls were alright, and me and my friend got a few hours of it playing the versus mode. Every once in a while we would smack each other with the Wii motes and use it as a 'tactical advantage' in the fight. Good times.

Never played the second one, and it didn't seem that interesting to me.
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Looking back at the multiplayer the character select was actually pretty cool, and was one of my first introductions to the EU. God willing Mara Jade never shows up to get ruined by Disney.
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You can make Luke a Wife Beater
 
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Reverend said:
Sweet jesus Vader up and says "Fuck off" hard goddamn core. I love it when they use him like this and say "This shit is beneath me, begone."
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It's kind of ruined by pulling a "she didn't die" at the end and have her almost crush Vader to death with the force. Of course, Cal tells her to stop and she obviously does, because having the strong black character go bad would be too interesting.
 
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Jewthulhu said:
It's kind of ruined by pulling a "she didn't die" at the end and have her almost crush Vader to death with the force. Of course, Cal tells her to stop and she obviously does, because having the strong black character go bad would be too interesting.
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This is why we can't have nice things. Totally wrecks the game's theme and flow.
 
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Jewthulhu said:
It's kind of ruined by pulling a "she didn't die" at the end and have her almost crush Vader to death with the force. Of course, Cal tells her to stop and she obviously does, because having the strong black character go bad would be too interesting.
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Yeah I figured that. Can have black jedi lesbian die.
 
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Holy Moses, Disney admitted in that article that "D-O" doesn't have a purpose...they NEVER EVEN PUT THE TIME IN TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HE IS FOR when making up the new character. Shameful!

Watch him turn out to be the hairdryer that Chewie's always wished for all this time. Last shot: Chewie walks off into the sunset, "Peace, bitches!"
 
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So Hot Toys, who makes 12" dolls action figures that cost hundreds of dollars, and I THOUGHT were known for scanning actual actors, is releasing a ROTS Rey, because of course they are, complete with training droid and training helmet (training?), but look at this:

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Dat face. Hell's bells!

I guess now we can have a "high end" Rey figure that nobody will buy.
 
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PseudoScrooge said:
So Hot Toys, who makes 12" dolls action figures that cost hundreds of dollars, and I THOUGHT were known for scanning actual actors, is releasing a ROTS Rey, because of course they are, complete with training droid and training helmet (training?), but look at this:

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Dat face. Hell's bells!

I guess now we can have a "high end" Rey figure that nobody will buy.
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Who is this character? Why does she have her mouth closed?
 
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