Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

To be fair, if I recall some pokedex entries state that Farfetch'd is endangered because of over-hunting, so it is possible for pokemon to reach endangerment status, even with the existence of Ditto, who can transform into a perfect, genetic copy of any given species, and produce fertile offspring of that species.

The problem is I have no clue why Gardevoir were going extinct. I'm sure Jerry said it at some point, but I really don't remember. Were they just like...refusing to have sex in the wild for whatever reason?
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from that same page.
Humanity is apparently so wretched in this comic that it's gas-lit and raped a species into near extinction I guess.
How? I guess so many people got arrested from doing this that 95% of Gardevoirs threw themselves off bridges.
Or perhaps the male gaze causes cardiac arrest on all pokemon of the body type "Dainty and slender".

Whatever the reason, its just meant to make Lily's self-admitted toxic relationship with Gardevoir simultaneously destined to be important.
 
Ohh god forbit a woman has a head mand on to keep hair out of their face when cooking. God forbid when a person wears an apron when cooking. good forbid black fat people existing. god forbid people pearing red lipstick is now racist.


Lily, do you seriously have nothing better to do than to bring up old shit jsut to be triggered about. what next? Donkey kong is racist because they used rap in one of their games and rap music is considered black music or some shit? And not... rap was popular in the 90's so nintendo were tyring to sell more games to the kids.?
(not lying this was actually a video that was up on youtube before it was removed and seems like up lily's isle to complain about because thats what sjw do best')
Learn. How. To. Fucking. Type.

Everything you type is a word salad. It's retardedly long and meanders wildly from point to point. It is hard to read.
 
Learn. How. To. Fucking. Type.

Everything you type is a word salad. It's retardedly long and meanders wildly from point to point. It is hard to read.
I don't think English is the man's first language.
Just be glad he doesn't sperg out like he does in other threads.
 
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Whatever you say man.
God forbid you have a male character in your fuckin comic though



Honestly I'm wonder was there even a fucking uproar about Gardevoir being girly, or is lily just pulling this of her ass to put down those evil alt right sexist nerds that she hates? Because when I was in Pokemon Community, I heard jack shit about Gardevoir being "girly". Hell even back then I don't even that the "nerds" were even complaining.
 
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Honestly I'm wonder was there even a fucking uproar about Gardevoir being girly, or is lily just pulling this of her ass to put down those evil alt right sexist nerds that she hates? Because when I was in Pokemon Community, I heard jack shit about Gardevoir being "girly". Hell even back then I don't even that the "nerds" were even complaining.
honestly I'd lean vcloser to Lily lying out of their ass in the same way they've lied about literally everything they've said about other people. that and honestly trying to find out whether or not pokemon fans hated something sounds like finding a needle in a needle stack considering the current whining about sword and shield, but I digress.
 
i dont get what people mean by word salad tbh. its a thing only is schizos by what ive heard about but still dont really gwt the meaning of it. i aint a schizo either. just getting my point across is all in as much detail as possible to not have miscommunication of information
 
To be fair, if I recall some pokedex entries state that Farfetch'd is endangered because of over-hunting, so it is possible for pokemon to reach endangerment status, even with the existence of Ditto, who can transform into a perfect, genetic copy of any given species, and produce fertile offspring of that species.

The problem is I have no clue why Gardevoir were going extinct. I'm sure Jerry said it at some point, but I really don't remember. Were they just like...refusing to have sex in the wild for whatever reason?

Oh, don't miss understand me, it's perfectly possible and believable to make a story revolving around a Pokemon species becoming endangered for numerous reasons that can be justified in Universe. But like everyone been saying, Lily's reasoning for Gardevoir going extinct is really, really dumb. It basically the ostrich situation ramped up to 11, except instead of trying to tell a story with it she's just using the concept so her favorite Pokemon is also super rare and powerful which by proxy also makes Lily an expert trainer because she's one of the few people that managed to get and train one. Speaking of which;

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According to the comic, it sounds like "G" was bought by Lily's mom from the Pokemon worlds equivalent of a pet store despite being on the verge of dying out, or at least a decade or so away from that point. To make a real life comparison, this would be like going to your local PetCo and finding that they have a panda or some other threatened /endangered animal on sale for $20.
 
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Honestly I'm wonder was there even a fucking uproar about Gardevoir being girly, or is lily just pulling this of her ass to put down those evil alt right sexist nerds that she hates? Because when I was in Pokemon Community, I heard jack shit about Gardevoir being "girly". Hell even back then I don't even that the "nerds" were even complaining.
Considering that Gardevoir makes top 10 and favorites list and can still be seen on many best teams for Hoenn, I can safely say that Lily talking out her ass.
And think about it; if there was such a big uproar over Gardevoir being feminine, why would Game Freak respond by giving it a new secondary typing, a Mega Evolution, use by a Champion, a slot on Pokken and a spot in most regional Dexes? Never mind a split evo that was supposed to help it with Physical stats.
 
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Anyone else very curious as to how the new YouTube rules will effect Peet? All his content is about toddler fodder cartoons. No way he'll be able to label it adults only. And mislabeling it such can result in a fourty thousand dollar fine.

I don't think English is the man's first language.
Just be glad he doesn't sperg out like he does in other threads.
Dude, He's most likely from another country mate. Calm the fuck down.
Beaners a week over the fence can learn to speak fluently if the McDonald's they work at isn't in a ghetto. It is not hard.
Foreign people aren't stupid by default, English is not hard to understand. Especially after months, and months, and months.
i dont get what people mean by word salad tbh. its a thing only is schizos by what ive heard about but still dont really gwt the meaning of it. i aint a schizo either. just getting my point across is all in as much detail as possible to not have miscommunication of information
You type out too much. You make basic bitch gramnar mistakes.
A word salad is a bunch of nonsense. And most of your posts are absolute fucking nonsense. This is your post fixed up a bit, and after that a video that should be insightful. I made the parts I changed bold.
I'm really trying not to be a cunt, but fuck, dude. Work at it. It'll greatly increase your ability to contribute.

I dont get what people mean by word salad, tbh. It's a thing only schizos do from what I've heard. I dont really get the meaning of it. I aint a schizo either. Just getting my point across in as much detail as possible to avoid miscommunication.
 
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I mean honestly that story would be better if simply because it's not trying to pretend to be what it isn't.


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I'll just let this metaphorical comparison stand on it's own for everyone. regardless of it being real or some sort of sock puppet anon. Wow.

Also there's a few posts discussing Diantha and their Gardevoir. gonna just stick them into a spoiler.
So TL:DR I don't know if it's self awareness but basically Diantha and her Gardevoir are a Villainous Mary Sue, basically meanign that whenever this all boils over it'll be two mary sues duking it out. (but lets all be real here, somehow G and comic!lily will win, and probably even worse there won't even be a "fight" in any capacity, if it's even resolved on-screen.
Anyway archives.
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because comic!lily and G are super special and unique and there the only one allowed to do this thing I've deemed as horrible with out having to deal with out the implications.
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I still think it's fun lily has painted all these Gardevoir's as a race of eldritch demon gods but completely leaves the implication of a psychic pokemon manipulating it's master just laying their on the floor.
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"we live in a society"
and when asked why Dianth doesnt' even have a wiki page.
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and one more for good measure, this one counting in the notes.
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I continue to feel like I should give props to Lily for having the balls to write a canon character into her comic, moreso as a villain, because thats the sort of shit that can lead to a million kinds of pitfalls, but then I also can't because she goes and does the thing that is explicitly why most fan comics avoid the inclusion of canon characters into these things. because depending on the writer you end up with a character who wildly diverges from the canon characterisation, or a character who barely resembles whats canon and is very clearly a projection of the writers hatred. Which somehow lily appears to have done both. And the character hasn't even properly appeared in the comic.
 
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I don't miss understand me, it's perfectly possible and believe to make a story revolving around a Pokemon species becoming endangered for numerous reasons that can be perfectly believable. But like everyone been saying, Lily's reasoning for Gardevoir going extinct is really, really dumb. It basically the ostrich situation ramped up to 11, except instead of trying to tell a story with it she's just using the concept so her favorite Pokemon is also super rare and powerful which by proxy also makes Lily an expert trainer because she's one of the few people that managed to get and train one. Speaking of which;

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According to the comic, it sounds like "G" was bought by Lily's mom from the Pokemon worlds equivalent of a pet store despite being on the verge of dying out, or at least a decade or so away from that point. To make a real life comparison, this would be like going to your local PetCo and finding that they have a panda or some other threatened /endangered animal on sale for $20.
Yeah, but as resident Professional Writer (TM) Lily Orchard will tell you, continuity and internal consistency are for suckers.
Only hack writers, who will never amount to anything, try to write stories that actually make sense.
The true master just throws shit at the wall and doesn't sweat small details, like a rare and endagered animal somehow being for sale in a common petstore to any rando who walks in.
It's not like owning such a complex and high-maintenance creature would require specialised knowledge and qualifications or anything.
 
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Yikes, and here we go again, with Jerry once more spouting off "facts" that only seek to show how little he actually knows about Pokemon. And once more, he's relying on old, tired tropes to do so. Here we see the classics, such as:
"Only I have the power to stop the crisis because I care about my friends."
"Hero and Bad Guy are basically the exact same with similar powers but one's good and the other is evil."
And of course (in the future) "Hero will be defeated by bad guy first time around by means seen as cheap or unfair, and yet said means that worked the first time will most certainly be forgotten or rendered useless during their inevitable rematch."
Seriously. How much you wanna bet that after this whole "Struck in the heart" arc finishes, this tactic will never be used again, despite seemingly being so effective? Or even that some unforeseen effect will actually end up helping G so if they try doing it again, it won't work. I highly doubt Jerry is going to bother coming up with any sort of creative way around this, and if he does, I'll be surprised.
Also, on the note of Gardevoir being an endangered species, Jerry unintentionally wrote himself into a corner. He has a (at least seemingly) perfectly healthy Ralts just sitting around his apartment. He can't seriously say that if this species is halfway as "endangered" as he claims, his first thoughts wouldn't immediately go towards dropping this off at a sanctuary, or a reservation or some shit. His Gardevoir is supposedly the only "healthy candidate" around, yet he also has a Ralts that just showed up too? C'mon, Jerry, at least try a little.
 
I can't understand what appeal this comic should have
The wikia has some pages of lore that she never went through in the comic, and if it is already mentioned is a miracle, which makes it completely useless (just like she looks at lore and backstory in general, which is ironical)

This story doesn't seem to be produced by a pokemon fan as there is nothing that makes the pokemon universe unique: battles, adventures, exploration, capture, research into their habit, competitions in perfomance and so on.

the only thing remotely from the universe would be the daycare interactions and activities, but for the most part it treats the pokemon (mostly G) as humans in a sitcom with the only things connecting the universes would be Gardevoir's egdy heacannons

comicLily was already a league enforcer who hunted those who mistreated pokemon and in this universe has criminal organizations with pokemon sex trafficking and will have an arc where they choose a new home?

Lily has already said that the only thing that matters in the games is Gardevoir and nothing more, and the drama ideas are all about Lily teaching how a healthy and cute relationship is despite all her history of interacting with people she disagrees with.

I'm just waiting for the next idea to spice up the melodrama
blow up in her face and she spend weeks explaining why it was competently realistic and justifiable
 
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The butthurt radiating off of this new video is keeping my house warm. I especially like the part where Lily flips out about contrapoints being wealthy. It's what poor people (including me) do when they're poor and mad about it.
 
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I get that Lily probably feels like her group is being attack or invalidated in some ways but the fact that Contra is way more feminine in look, voice, and demeanor leads me to believe that Lily is more interested in defeating the better quality product out of envy. Any passing trans-person probably irks Lily in some way.

Lily's videos give me a comical vibe just from the juxtaposition of her masculine rage being bottle-necked through a slapped together girlish theme (which itself is childishly presented, probably because Lily's idea of femininity comes from children's cartoons). It's like watching a clown rage about politics.

For me, Lily is baby's first lolcow, as most others make me cringe and flee for my mental health but somehow I can, and have, fallen asleep just binge watching Lily sperg out. I'm so thankful for the cartoon avatar because it eased me in.
 
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