Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[Bound2]

so, @Cowlick, tell me about your future plans. Where do you see yourself in five years? How about ten?

 

[ON 190]

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Still trying to get this thread deleted.

How about ten?

See above, but he has a slightly harder time typing.

Actually, does "drooling" count as typing?

 

[TM Ambrose]

1] Frizzle is assuming things... Always easy, since being an ass leaves the hole for the other 3 letters.

2] How much did I earn? A lot. How much was I paid? None of your business (which I read goes bankrupt until another man puts something in the account).

So basically this post is where TJ attempts word play. I use the word attempt deliberately.

By the way TJ we all know you don't have a job. Lying about it just makes it sadder. Also welfare is not earning money. Earning money implies having a job. That's what we mean by it. Don't try to dance around the issue.

needed

Just thought I should mention this, but coprophagia isn't a "needed" type of thing in humans. Example: Nick Bate. All I have to say on that subject.

Is it me or is the writing in TJ's post getting worse? This one in particular was very poorly written. Normally his post are just poorly written.

 

[Chuggernaut]

2] How much did I earn? A lot. How much was I paid? None of your business (which I read goes bankrupt until another man puts something in the account).

Interesting that you admit the amount you earned and were paid was different, considering that you have admitted to living on welfare. Are you intentionally admitting that the money you get, you don't earn, or was this a Freudian slip?

 

[TM Ambrose]

3] Hip, not all that many, I'll admit... But the ones that do all know me as a friend &/or have positive opinions about me, whereas many of you probably also have multiple IDs across the Internet, or at the very least use something other than any version of your legal names, & whatever name people recognize, they despise, which is a major reason you spend the majority of your time interacting (online or offline) with each other.

I'm pretty sure all the people on CHYOO, CHYOA and Literotica who do know your name wanted you to leave. That's why you had to make over 100 sock puppets to get your stories approved (via auto-approval) after people denied your threads. Also we all know your name and don't have a positive opinion of you.

 

[deductionotaku]

THREADS UPDATE

Chyoo crossover 2:

Not until the editor answers this one correctly.

My submissions may be BS, but they are as good as any others in this so-called (not actually a) story. Therefore, they deserve to be approved or denied, the same as all other submissions in this story.

This has never been any more of a bashing thread than other approved ones in this story. That means that whether it is/was a bashing thread or not, it deserves to be approved the same as they have been. It also means your denying of this one while approving those has never been (& will never be) "justified".

I have the brains to return to writing threads the second you prove you have the brains to return to approving or denying each thread based on what the individual thread deserves.

Will that be today?

I know you did, & I replied by truthfully saying it was not a bashing thread. Half the threads in this story are about characters or staff of/from other stories. Such is the nature of the beast... Reminds me, tell your mom Goodnight for me.

A Day:

Marley.

They get another shot at giving this thread its proper approval.

Will they do it? (Approve the thread; We don't know or care about the other.)

Saving you from an intro question that doesn't fit your story.

Discuss.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

1] Frizzle is assuming things

No, I'm not. We all know that you haven't graduated from college, held a job, published a book, been paid to perform music, theater, or dance, been paid for artwork, competed in sports at the high school level or above, worked as a health care provider, or saved another person's life. Which is fine. Nobody has to do any of those things.

But you have never accomplished anything greater than saving another human life. Nor have I, nor has anything I've ever accomplished come close. My hat is off to the people here who do that as part of their jobs. Now stop your pointless self-aggrandizement, because it's boring as hell.

 

[Cowlick]

Just thought I should mention this, but coprophagia isn't a "needed" type of thing in humans. Example: Nick Bate. That is All I have to say on that subject.

Is it me or is the writing in TJ's posts getting worse? This one in particular was very poorly-written. Normally, his posts are just poorly written.

You may not think it is needed, but I would've said the same thing about me being needed on Forums. Here & the Lit Forums probe me wrong.

Say I'm not needed there? Why did the CHYOA Forums ban my IP, but CHYOO still allows me to submit threads, & the LIt Forums even have a member (named "Sonichu") who quotes me & links to this thread in his signature.

Say I'm not needed here? Why continue to have multiple threads & Wiki pages about me? Also, who would continue to actually correct Ambrose's mistakes the way many here claim to do to mine?

 

[KingofManga420]

You may not think it is needed, but I would've said the same thing about me being needed on Forums. Here & the Lit Forums probe me wrong.

Say I'm not needed there? Why did the CHYOA Forums ban my IP, but CHYOO still allows me to submit threads, & the LIt Forums even have a member (named "Sonichu") who quotes me & links to this thread in his signature.

Say I'm not needed here? Why continue to have multiple threads & Wiki pages about me? Also, who would continue to actually correct Ambrose's mistakes the way many here claim to do to mine?

Have you accomplished anything here aside from producing sicker burns than Hitler?

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

You may not think it is needed, but I would've said the same thing about me being needed on Forums. Here & the Lit Forums probe me wrong.

Say I'm not needed there? Why did the CHYOA Forums ban my IP, but CHYOO still allows me to submit threads, & the LIt Forums even have a member (named "Sonichu") who quotes me & links to this thread in his signature.

Say I'm not needed here? Why continue to have multiple threads & Wiki pages about me? Also, who would continue to actually correct Ambrose's mistakes the way many here claim to do to mine?

So... by your own words, coprophagia is as necessary as you coming to the forums. Which is not needed, but happens anyway.

Did you literally just admit to eating shit through bad language?

 

[Trombonista]

Just because there's a thread about you doesn't mean you have to respond to it. In fact, that usually makes things worse.

 

[deductionotaku]

Say I'm not needed there? Why did the CHYOA Forums ban my IP

The reason is you're not needed there, and are actually a detriment to the site.

but CHYOO still allows me to submit threads

CHYOO only gives you that privilege because its antiquated programming and abandoned nature mean it has no way to stop you. In spite of this, you are still denied constantly.

Here's a better question: If you have a social life and are welcome elsewhere online, why do you insist on posting where you're constantly denied and explicitly told to be unwanted (CHYOO) as well as a place you believe shouldn't have been discussing you in the first place (Kiwi Farms)?

& the LIt Forums even have a member (named "Sonichu") who quotes me & links to this thread in his signature.

That doesn't prove you're needed. That proves one user enjoys harassing you. Of the topics you post in, they would get along fine without you. In fact, most of the users ignore you. Sonichu and I are the only people who consistently pays attention to you on LitErotica, and in my case it's due to you posting in my domain.

Say I'm not needed here? Why continue to have multiple threads & Wiki pages about me?

Talking about you doesn't make you needed. It's called gossiping behind someone's back. If you had any friends, you would know what this practice is. Be it you post here or you stay away, we'd post about you so long as we could find you and supply status updates. Or if you had been smart enough to not post here in the first place - thereby giving us no reason to continue this topic - then much like LitErotica, Kiwi Farms would continue going on without you. Holden, Chris, and the numerous other lolcows would take up the free time spent on you. And that's assuming anyone chose lolcows. There's also general discussions about other topics. We could spend our time there just as easily. Kiwi Farms would go on with business.

You may not think it is needed, but I would've said the same thing about me being needed on Forums. Here & the Lit Forums probe me wrong.

Once again, I'll ignore the typo and read what you meant to write because my logic and common sense allow me to see the truth; hopefully you too can say that someday. Kiwi Farms and LitErotica do not prove you are needed. On the contrary, they prove just how insignificant you are.

Now, THREAD UPDATES!

Chyoo crossover 2:

Yes, but editor has no honest answer.

My thread was fine & approved. It was then wrongly removed by an unknown person, & therefore rewritten to match other threads in the same story.

Now, your denial (as opposed to the prior approval) has never been justified, & so the question is why you denied it. Since you gave me what you claim is a reason but we both know is truly nothing but BS, tell me you'll approve it again, & I'll re-submit the original thread that was approved in this spot.

Does the editor realize any more is only correct as two words?

I know you did, & I replied by truthfully saying it was not a bashing thread. Half the threads in this story are about characters or staff of/from other stories. Such is the nature of the beast... Reminds me, tell your mom Goodnight for me.

A Day is unchanged.

Discuss.

 

[Red_Rager]

You may not think it is needed, but I would've said the same thing about me being needed on Forums. Here & the Lit Forums probe me wrong.

Say I'm not needed there? Why did the CHYOA Forums ban my IP, but CHYOO still allows me to submit threads, & the LIt Forums even have a member (named "Sonichu") who quotes me & links to this thread in his signature.

Say I'm not needed here? Why continue to have multiple threads & Wiki pages about me? Also, who would continue to actually correct Ambrose's mistakes the way many here claim to do to mine?

Once again demonstrating how the obvious flew over your head. You've been here for several months and haven't gotten the memo?

This website is devoted to internet nobodies gossiping about other internet nobodies they find funny, just like how normal people gossip about Hollywood nobodies. Like @deductionotaku said, you are not that special. None of us are in the grand scheme of things.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Here & the Lit Forums probe me wrong.

Nobody wants to probe you.

Say I'm not needed there? Why did the CHYOA Forums ban my IP, but CHYOO still allows me to submit threads, & the LIt Forums even have a member (named "Sonichu") who quotes me & links to this thread in his signature.

You know sonichu is obviously a troll. Sonichu is the mary sue character of Christian Weston Chandler. Everyone hates you on CHYOA so they banned you, CHYOO doesn't want you to submit threads. You're not needed or wanted here or any of those places.

I literally have no words to describe how retarded you sound right now. It's ascendant. It has ascended modern language and is about to reach its final form. I can't even give this a dumb rating because I feel sorry for you.

 

[deductionotaku]

THREAD UPDATE

Chyoo crossover 2:

Marley.

Whether I like it or not doesn't change it being honest, which it wasn't. Also, my records indicate it was approved on CHYOA a year ago this week, technically today in some time zones. Whether there is a space in any more is a fact, or wrong when there is no space. Whether there is a space in this story depends on whether or not the same thing is done here as was on the "new" site about a year ago, which will then confirm the space or lack thereof between your ears.

Will you approve the original thread here if I submit it as I did on CHYOA, where it was approved?

A Day:

I am.

Just to be on the safe side, you double-checked. The envelope HAD been addressed to you, and the letter itself did indeed say, "Dear Sir". Looking for what other possible mistakes you may have made, you noticed there was still another piece of paper in the envelope. You removed and read it.

"Thank you for not throwing this away. That first sheet was simply cover in case a female relative or annoying roommate who liked to read your mail had opened it. Don't worry; This trip is planned specifically to be granted to a straight male.

Please call the phone number at the bottom of this page, and speak to our office staff. That way, we can know who/where you might like to visit, and what amount of time we have to inform the necessary parties of their new co-star's arrival."

You look near the bottom of the sheet. Deciding to utilize your cellphone (in case they care to pass it around as well before you arrive), you call the number.

What does the person who answers say?

Saving you from an intro question that doesn't fit your story.

Discuss.

 

[TM Ambrose]

I just noticed that TJ hyphenated poorly written. That actually doesn't have to be hyphenated so I don't really know why you hyphenated it. Also I noticed you added "that is" to my statement. Since I'm with friends I'm fine with using slang. Since that is a more relaxed way of saying it that's why I said it like that. He wouldn't understand this because he doesn't get slang, colloquialisms, or how the rules of grammar work.

You may not think it is needed, but I would've said the same thing about me being needed on Forums. Here & the Lit Forums probe me wrong.

So you're saying you do eat shit? I mean that's what you're disagreeing to. I don't know why you would argue this.

 

[Dudeofteenage]

I just noticed that TJ hyphenated poorly written. That actually doesn't have to be hyphenated so I don't really know why you hyphenated it.

TJ thinks that the more hyphens you use, the more educated you are.

So, somebody so educated they won a spelling bee and live on the same street as their former school will obviously use hyphens all the time.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

TJ, I have a question.

Are you, TJ, currently menstruating right now?

 

[deductionotaku]

THRAED UPDATE

A Day:

Marley, who can now re-categorize their story,

It's categorized as Fanfic, not Gay you dumb wannafuck.

Can you fix it & yourself?

Saving you from an intro question that doesn't fit your story.

Chyoo crossover 2:

Only why you keep denying it.

Thread was approved on the new site, which manse it deserves it here as well if I submit it both places.

I'll let the dickhead use the dictionaries, after hey rightfully approve my thread.

Got that, Punk?

Discuss.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

However, being honest, we'd all state that there are many accomplishments I achieved long ago that are higher/greater than the best any one of you (or all of you working together) will achieve in your entire lives.

Your blog says differently. Don't think we forgot about it.