Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

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fwiw, a lot of surgeons put their BMI requirement on their website, so Jake's not being truthful when he says it costs $1000 just to find out their requirements.

A weight of 200lbs would put someone who is 6' 3" at the top of the healthy weight range. That Jake thinks it's unrealistic says a lot.
 
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Vaginoplasy for Jake (which he misspells):

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https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1195479714976141312 (https://archive.li/vACZt)

If this is true it is hilarious. Jake is a large person but he is also a fat fuck. If he did lose the fat he could be around 200lb of non-fat mass which is close to the weight suggested by the BMI. The weight requirement for Jake is "arbitrary", it's just an imposition on him. He has no appreciation that general anesthesia when you are a 300 lb fat fuck is dangerous.

I doubt that he is planning on getting GRS. Where is the money coming from?

ETA: (partially) ninjad by @repentance

He's still going:
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https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1195495718523428864 (https://archive.ph/YsELr)

How does he fit in all the intense exercise when he's on Twitter 12+ hours a day?
 
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Kosher Dill said:
This is bullshit. Tiny power level here, but I've been to endocrinologists and they're all more than willing to give you referrals to other specialists. I've even gotten referrals for friends who never set foot in their office.
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It's possible his endo has said that there's no point in giving him a referral because no-one will operate on him (I thought you could self-refer to specialists in the US).

Jake doesn't seem to understand that the surgeon is only one part of the equation. Even if a surgeon was willing to operate on him, they would still have to find an anaesthetist (the person literally responsible for keeping you alive during surgery) willing to be part of the surgical team and a facility willing to permit the surgery. And each of those parts of the whole are constrained by their own liability insurers.

Obviously he is way over 200 lbs given how he's whining about "arbitrary" numbers.

This amused me. Remember when Jake whined about his aunt telling people in the family not to give him money because he would spend it on transitioning?

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CyrusKissFanClub said:
ETA: (partially) ninjad by @repentance
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I was waiting for him to finish before archiving and then he just suddenly stopped mid-sentence.
 
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It's not your weight, it's your BMI you fat fuck.
They won't cut your dick off because there's a good chance you'll die on the table. If you needed a tumour removed, they'd probably have a crack at it. Since all you want is cosmetic surgery, good medical ethics prevents them from indulging you.
 
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If all the surgeons you're considering for your surgery have a policy of "we won't answer questions until you've got a lot of sunk costs and are face-to-face with us in our offices with no way to confirm what we're saying with outside sources or have followup questions, by the way, please pay $1000 for us to tell you we won't operate," doesn't that tell you something about the quality of surgeon you're getting?

"No takebacksies, got your money!" is not the kind of policy that inspires confidence in surgical skill.

It's a great start for confidence men, though. Start out only with patients who've already spent thousands of dollars for a surgical consult even when they are well aware you might reject them for any reason or none at all. Act like this means you actually have added cachet, since you don't need the hassle of extra patients because so many clamor for your services.

Why, people who'd do that without complaint are the kind of people who'd let you totally abandon responsibility for complications after your surgery leaves them incontinent and malodorous, and who might not sue you for malpractice the instant they saw the results of your experimental butchery.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
This is bullshit. Tiny power level here, but I've been to endocrinologists and they're all more than willing to give you referrals to other specialists. I've even gotten referrals for friends who never set foot in their office.
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And what of his extensive tranny network that he was boasting about yesterday. Surely someone from there can refer him to a surgeon.

Jake wants to jostle Zach's girlcock.

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https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1195514339215712256 (https://archive.li/JfAVa)

What happened to this plan?
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https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1059189990700269568 (https://archive.ph/CUIbZ)
 
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Jake finally finished his abandoned Googeshng.

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In other words, Jake has no interest in losing weight or exercising for his health. It's just a means to an end for him and if it doesn't get him the cock chop then it's not worthwhile.
 
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Abortions4All said:
If all the surgeons you're considering for your surgery have a policy of "we won't answer questions until you've got a lot of sunk costs and are face-to-face with us in our offices with no way to confirm what we're saying with outside sources or have followup questions, by the way, please pay $1000 for us to tell you we won't operate," doesn't that tell you something about the quality of surgeon you're getting?
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It's not uncommon for good plastic/cosmetic surgeons to charge upwards of several hundred dollars for a consultation - although it would typically be credited against the cost of your procedure if you actually go ahead and have one.
I don't think Jake actually inquired with a good plastic surgeon, but he probably picked up random internet babble from some troon who did.
 
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That's weird, in the past Violet has expressed almost a fear of "The Surgery" and insisted on how completely unnecessary it was and how only a select few trans women even have a need for it to "place some parts back inside where they belong" due to birth doctor misgendering. Now she needs it literally tomorrow? Huh. Strange.
 
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repentance said:
Jake finally finished his abandoned Googeshng.

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In other words, Jake has no interest in losing weight or exercising for his health. It's just a means to an end for him and if it doesn't get him the cock chop then it's not worthwhile.
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He doesn't even want that, though. If you just instantly gave him everything he claims he wants, he'd turn it down, because all he really wants is to continue his endless gnome wailing up in his mom's attic. Anything that would involve effort or actually changing his life would get nothing but REEEEEEEEE.
 
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Jake is unable to perform basic tasks on Steam like keeping track of what he has even installed in the past or uninstalling things he doesn't want:
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Steam will not install more than your hard drive can hold, it assumes you want the games updated if you leave them installed (no, it does not install games you don't choose to install and certainly does not do this "pretty often"), Steam warning you is not necessary as Windows will.

Fatception:
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