Twitter 11/3 - Sockness manipulating Chris to trust only him; Chris turns against Null

The American Hedgehog said:
Chris defends Sockness to MKR. Lots of autism in these tweets.

Funniest part is where Chris says, "I am not dumb, stupid or blind to what is false from others," immediately after he discussed how Crystal was supposed to be born from him fucking Sonichu: "It has been written that the father to me becoming the mother of the future Crystal Weston Chandler Sonichu, is none other than Sonichu (Prime), Himself; my Son." That's something Idea Guy told him two years ago.

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So IG is still top dog in Chris's delusions, and Sockness still can't exert the same amount of influence.
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Chris's tweetspergout, tl;dr version: "I know Jacob is a lying weirdo but he plays along with my fantasies of being a goddess, so he's the only person I'm talking to. Now fuck off and stop bugging me."

Also, Chris's ego has grown so large it may have gained its own gravitational field. 99.9% of Chris's output just makes me laugh (or cringe), but the haughty ego is growing pretty grating. Sorry if I don't have any sympathy when reality bites. :alog:
 
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Sockness is trying to promote his fringe conspiracy to Chris.
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Now I'm confused about two things about Sockness. One is his relations with the Rokats on them being a force of good or evil, another is his political beliefs in general.
 
trueandhonestfan said:
At this point I'm hoping Sockness, and Sarah and Steve all get doxxed so they'll fuck off. How rētarded do you have to be to want to isolate an autistic manchild so you can hoard le epik lulz to yourself? What are they gonna do, hang out with him 24/7 and tell their friends about it? They might as well just record it or livestream it at that point. I miss when trolling was insulting Chris and telling him to get a job until he tard raged, or pretending to be a boyfriend-free girl or other person relevant to his interests to coax him into dumb but harmless shit before all of this insane shit since the Idea Guys.
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These aren't kids, they don't care. Sockness doesn't work and is estranged from his family, Sarah and Steve probably have a tugboat as well. These are some of the dregs of the internet no one gives a shit about otherwise. There is little to hide.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
Sockness was doxxed ages ago. Only problem was there was no mother to call listed in there.
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MKR said she called Jacob’s mom over their Chris drama and his mom hung up on her because they don’t talk anymore and she doesn’t give a shit. She tried to tell on him and failed. Imagine giving this much of a shit about the fat fuck.
 

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I was blocked by Jacob’s white knight account on my burner twitter a long time ago and now I’m all of a sudden unblocked. Anyone else experience this?
 
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Pickelhaube said:
Sockness is trying to promote his fringe conspiracy to Chris.
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Now I'm confused about two things about Sockness. One is his relations with the Rokats on them being a force of good or evil, another is his political beliefs in general.
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Fuck, I just knew "They Live" was actually a documentary.

Where did I leave my sunglasses?

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He'd be a slug. Not even one of those cool banana slugs but just a nasty ass gross garden slug.
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Not a leech?
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
PLOT TWIST:

Cumsock ends up visiting Chris and they have disgusting, flaccid, farty sex, BUT Cumsock is the bottom and Chris is actually doing it just out of pity.

The mathematical impossibility of failing so hard at life that Chris pity-fucks you makes reality collapse on itself and actually unleashes the merge.

This results in every living organism in the universe changing to take the shape they would have if Chris drew them. Most simply disappear into nothingness since if there is no cartoon about it, Chris doesn't know it exists or how to draw it. Many more disappear because Chris would have been too lazy to draw them. Of the surviving few, those who don't immediately die because of very obvious medical complications die out of sheer embarrassment.

Life ceases to exist in the universe. Only Chris and Cumsock remain.

Chris asks Cumsock when he is leaving.
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Mind blown. It's like the autist's version of End of Evangelion.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris scolds Sockness for insulting people.
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"But know I won't be saying such words unto him"

So Chris is now talking like some sort of gospel reading, with this "say unto him" lark. I suppose if you're roleplaying a goddess you may as well go all out. It's a bit grating though.

Letters from St Chris to the Haters, gospels taken from the old mailbag videos. Sarah & Steve need to get working if they're determined to make Chris their religion.
 
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