Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

Ahh the Twitter hot takes keep rolling in.

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So I take it it's definitely the norm now for your starter to have evolved before you reach the first gym.

Thanks, EXP Share.

Also there's some camper dude in the Wild Area who's making claims that curry is "mysterious" and that it's popular possibly because of this new form of grain called "rice". Like it almost feels as if it's trying to be self-aware about its own lore, but it comes off as pretty silly. Like are we to expect that Galar has been completely cut off from the rest of the world up 'til now? I bet they unironically think rice balls are donuts.
 
Shit tier waifus compared to Xenoblade 2 which had a better open world and didn't destroy your fucking system and was also a completed game
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XB2 is my favorite Switch game, but its nowhere near completed. The team wanted the Torna combat, or some variation thereof, to be the combat for the main game but had to give up and do the simplified version we got due to time constraints. It also looks like a PS2 game in some respects, not N64 tree bad but it definitely had some issues.
 
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Can I just say that trading fucking sucks in this game? No GTS, no trading with friends registered to your Switch. And the code system is back-asswards. I've traded with a friend several times and each time we have to keep coming up with new codes because we kept getting connected to random people. Whoever came up with the idea to scrap the GTS and implement a code system instead is a fucking moron and deserves to be fired.
 
Can I just say that trading fucking sucks in this game? No GTS, no trading with friends registered to your Switch. And the code system is back-asswards. I've traded with a friend several times and each time we have to keep coming up with new codes because we kept getting connected to random people. Whoever came up with the idea to scrap the GTS and implement a code system instead is a fucking moron and deserves to be fired.
This was the reason a lot of people were really pissed off. If you want the full functionality, you’ll probably have to pay for Pokémon home.
 
So uh yeah, I am profusely pissed. Cinderace is my new most hated Pokemon by far and GF basically went out of their way to make it fucking broken. Not only will it get Renamed Protean down the line but it also has a second exclusive move where it swaps entry hazards and screens on the field. So now I won't even be able to watch competitive videos without having to see this fugly bunny furbait shit plastered everywhere. As if it getting anime shill billing with Edgy Ash wasn't enough.

I swear if it gets shoehorned into Smash...
 
So uh yeah, I am profusely pissed. Cinderace is my new most hated Pokemon by far and GF basically went out of their way to make it fucking broken. Not only will it get Renamed Protean down the line but it also has a second exclusive move where it swaps entry hazards and screens on the field. So now I won't even be able to watch competitive videos without having to see this fugly bunny furbait shit plastered everywhere. As if it getting anime shill billing with Edgy Ash wasn't enough.

I swear if it gets shoehorned into Smash...
Every dlc has been third party so far, you’re probably safe unless the second wave of dlc is all Nintendo.

But yeah the favoritism is massive, the animation for its signature move pyroball has more work put into it than the rest of the Pokémon moves combined.
 
Well I beat sword officially. Gut reaction on the overall game is that its better then sun and moon as a game, so at least the series isnt on a straight declining slope. We will really have to see what they choose to do with Sword 2 and Shield 2, ball is in their court.

Side note but having the Bogdanoffs as the post game villian was a bold yet good moves. They climb the villian charts well.

Cyrus>the bogs>ghetsis>guzma>the rest.
 
How can you EV train if EXP share is always on?

It just goes to show how much of a dumb mush mouth I am that I was trying to make fun of GF graphic artists because of how disjointed her hand is, but instead came across like I'm salivating over Pokemon waifus. Which would be degenerate.

Everyone knows the best waifus are in Fire Emblem.

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She is fat but I would have sex with her
 
So does anyone have a list together for the 35-or-so Pokemon that are hidden in the game's files, for either event distribution purposes or for baiting people to transfer their Gen 7 Pokemon?

-The Bulbasaur & Squirtle families
-Mewtwo (because there's no way in Hell they were actually going to balance the meta)
-Mew (ResetERA confirmed this with their leak compilation)
-Jirachi (The poor bastard's third eye hasn't opened since Gen 3 ended)
-Colbalion, Terrakion, and Virizion (not Keldeo, for some strange reason)
-Reshiram, Zekrom, Kyurem, & the DNA-Splicer fusions (Black-Kyurem & White-Kyurem)
-The Rowlet, Litten, and Popplio families (Gen 7 transfer to Pokemon Home)
-Solgaleo, Lunala, Necrozma, & the N-Solarizer/N-Lunarizer fusions (Dusk Mane & Dark Wings)(Also Home)
-NOT ULTRA NECROZMA, despite that making sense as a Gigantamax form for Necrozma
-Marshadow (Magearna fans BTFO)
-Zeraora (the Digimon Pokemon)
-Meltan & Melmetal (likely another transfer option for those who play GO & bought the Let's Go games)

you can use vitamins to completely max out evs now, and they are only about 10k a pop now
Vitamins were 9.8k until Gen 7, and they've been 10k since SM came out in 2016.
 
XB2 is my favorite Switch game, but its nowhere near completed. The team wanted the Torna Combat, or some variation thereof, to be the combat for the main game but had to give up and do the simplified version we got due to time constraints. It also looks like a PS2 game in some respects, not N64 tree bad but it definitely had some issues.
You realise you are dead to @Marissa Moira now right?
But yeah the favoritism is massive, the animation for its signature move pyroball has more work put into it than the rest of the Pokémon moves combined.
But it's the worst starter. I mean the others aren't great (they all look the same for some reason) but at least they weren't apparently born with tape instead of a nose.
 
So uh yeah, I am profusely pissed. Cinderace is my new most hated Pokemon by far and GF basically went out of their way to make it fucking broken. Not only will it get Renamed Protean down the line but it also has a second exclusive move where it swaps entry hazards and screens on the field. So now I won't even be able to watch competitive videos without having to see this fugly bunny furbait shit plastered everywhere. As if it getting anime shill billing with Edgy Ash wasn't enough.

I swear if it gets shoehorned into Smash...
My biggest problem is.... since when do Pokemon straight up evolve clothes? The thing is literally a furry. What is this Digimon?
 
My biggest problem is.... since when do Pokemon straight up evolve clothes? The thing is literally a furry. What is this Digimon?
It's Evolutionary Foreskin, not clothes. 🤗

XB2 is my favorite Switch game, but its nowhere near completed. The team wanted the Torna Combat, or some variation thereof, to be the combat for the main game but had to give up and do the simplified version we got due to time constraints. It also looks like a PS2 game in some respects, not N64 tree bad but it definitely had some issues.
I;d say the Torna combat works better than the main game due to it not being all over the place. The main game needed to trim shit down on all the special circumstance abilities. Torna streamlined everything and it did play better for it. Also no gatcha bullshit.

I spend a good two hours beating up that cow triceratops boss getting enough cores so I could have all the blades. Torna kept everything to two blades a user and nobody had specific leveling conditions like needing the merc shit at level 5.
 
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