Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[Picnic_Boy]

You got to hand it to GF, they're armed with some great designers, no limp-wristed, noodle-armed losers here.

Edit: my sarcasm sucks, look at that hand

 

[Buttigieg2020]

PkHex Pokémon generator is ready, probably need a hardware vulnerable switch though

 

[Somnius]

You got to hand it to GF, they're armed with some great designers, no limp-wristed, noodle-armed losers here.

Waifus are not enough to make up for the dumpster fire this game is. It's a good attempt, but not enough.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Waifus are not enough to make up for the dumpster fire this game is. It's a good attempt, but not enough.

I was failing at being sarcastic. Dig that monkey's paw.

 

[Love Machine]

Waifus are not enough to make up for the dumpster fire this game is. It's a good attempt, but not enough.

I was failing at being sarcastic. Dig that monkey's paw.

Gotta admit all the female gym leaders are built for sex in this game.

 

[Screech Man Bad]

Here's a 'memey' compilation video of the animation goofs if people don't feel like looking around for them or wanna share it.

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[UntimelyDhelmise]

Gotta admit all the female gym leaders are built for sex in this game.

A perfect diversionary tactic that is sadly working based on what I've seen. So many issues with the game but who cares it has waifus that make my peepee hard so 10/10 immaculate masterpiece.

In other news it's two days in and Japan still has no official statement on Dexit (let alone "movxit"). They really were going to completely sweep that shit under the rug in front of their own country's fanbase. Incredible.

Spoiler: List of reactions from across the Pacific pond

 

[whatever I feel like]

Gotta admit all the female gym leaders are built for sex in this game.

Even their hands are suited primarily to female masturbation.

 

[Love Machine]

A perfect diversionary tactic that is sadly working based on what I've seen. So many issues with the game but who cares it has waifus that make my peepee hard so 10/10 immaculate masterpiece.

In other news it's two days in and Japan still has no official statement on Dexit (let alone "movxit"). They really were going to completely sweep that shit under the rug in front of their own country's fanbase. Incredible.

Spoiler: List of reactions from across the Pacific pond

How am i supposed to coom to this, fag?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Even their hands are suited primarily to female masturbation.

Or tentacle hentai.

 

[Ido]

Imagine if the full dex was implemented, you brought everything up and the game shit itself. I guess it was a blessing in disguise?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I played the game for a good chuck of time yesterday and have really been enjoying it. I like all the new Pokémon and variants so far, the Open Wild area is a great place to go explore and kill time, and I’ve had a lot of fun with everything. Glad I didn’t read the leaks.

 

[UntimelyDhelmise]

Every passing day there's a new bonkers quirk with this Pandora's Box of a game, fucking hell.

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EDIT: Wow I'm slow today. Not only was this already posted but it was attached to a post I was quoted on. Gotta hold them Late Ls.

 

[Rotollo]

Every passing day there's a new bonkers quirk with this Pandora's Box of a game, fucking hell.

r/pokemon - PSA: Pokemon Sword/Shield causes Roku devices on the same network to crash and enter a boot loop

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EDIT: Wow I'm slow today. Not only was this already posted but it was attached to a post I was quoted on. Gotta hold them Late Ls.

Nah it's fine man, its just when I see info if theirs no post after mine, I edit my old post so I don't accidentally double post, it makes the thread a bit neater and doesn't clog it up. Sorry that's probably why you missed it

 

[Marissa Moira]

You got to hand it to GF, they're armed with some great designers, no limp-wristed, noodle-armed losers here.

Edit: my sarcasm sucks, look at that hand

Shit tier waifus compared to Xenoblade 2 which had a better open world and didn't destroy your fucking system and was also a completed game

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Shit tier waifus compared to Xenoblade 2 which had a better open world and didn't destroy your fucking system and was also a completed game
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It just goes to show how much of a dumb mush mouth I am that I was trying to make fun of GF graphic artists because of how disjointed her hand is, but instead came across like I'm salivating over Pokemon waifus. Which would be degenerate.

Everyone knows the best waifus are in Fire Emblem.

 

[Screech Man Bad]

It just goes to show how much of a dumb mush mouth I am that I was trying to make fun of GF graphic artists because of how disjointed her hand is, but instead came across like I'm salivating over Pokemon waifus. Which would be degenerate.

Everyone knows the best waifus are in Fire Emblem.

Nephenee is a KWEAN!

Also fuck pokemon $w$h because I'm on topic.

 

[iRON-mAn]

They somewhat got it with Milo with Wooloo herding, but can you really call that a sport?

One Man and his Yamper?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I just now realized what that Pokémon at the PokeCenter is and I feel stupid for not realizing sooner.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

One Man and his Yamper?

Baa-ram-ewe!

But alright, I'll take an L on that. Honestly never saw it as a sport, but as some odd sheepdog show for farmers.