Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Snusmumriken]

Ah yes, she opened up her repulsive home and life to us out of the kindness of her own heart...even though nobody asked her to. How could we be so ungrateful?

 

[ADHD]

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[krazy orange cat]

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I'm currently going through something you guise, but don't you DARE ask me what it is because I need to m.ilk the clickbait for every view I can.

 

[GinnyPotter]

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Lol. You do need to loose a certain amount of weight in a certain amount of time or else you're going to die.

You put a time limit on your life and are at a point where your time is running out. You shouldn't feel pressure from people on the internet about loosing weight, you should be putting pressure on yourself because you don't want to die.

Her logic is just mind numbing at this point.

 

[Serial Grapist]

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[THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS]

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She wants to live so much that she ate nothing but fast food in her last video

She wants to live so much that she chooses food that awakens her binge monster that goes by the name of Amberlynn Reid

She wants to live so much that she chooses food over life and being able to do more things other than fucking Torrid hauls, buying 3 different subscribtion based makeup boxes + makeup hauls and going to the Cheesecake Factory

And she seriously thinks she looks sick because she is sick. Woman, being sick doesn't make your legs the size of tree trunks or make you grow an extra fold on your stomach or have your face get bloated to the point it looks like the moon face emoji

 

[Phalanx]

WOW this bitch out here trying to bold face lie about her weight. nigga please

the fact you are keeping it secret is because you have piled it on and you are trying to get back down to 560lb to prove this maintaining bullshit which has been the most ill maintained lie in some time. We have video footage of you bracing your weight, the tv moving etc the only reason why that chair was in behind you was because you were bracing the side table when you earlier brace the cabinet with the TV on. But you had to change angles because you could not control that shitstorm.

Then when you do it the scale shows weight exceeding meaning it will give the most accurate limit which is always 560 - 570 because that is its limit. Why do you think these fatties use like industrial scales because they are incredibly accurate not some 100 dollar trash off Amazon.

Now you are in a rock and a hard place because everyone knows the scale is broken, so will beat you down for it and then your eating habits and such are documented. The jig is fucking up Amber its time to come clean you cannot control the narrative anymore because its set said 5 months ago if not longer ago.

Also the fact you abuse the ER is so they dont keep a record on you because you cannot stand doctors or ANYONE with a rule of intellectual superiority to outright say stop eating you fat cunt, now fuck off out of ER because actual emergencies are here. The health system as of late is incredibly unapologetic to fatties the last few years because they are a drain on the system who need so much help meanwhile the person with cancer or a child in a car accident has no agency over their misfortune, when all this fat fuck needs to do is learn to put down a fork.

Then you wonder why people hate you because you always insult their intelligence and make yourself look better and spout "I know my own body" "karma will get you" Well you have not known your body at all you abuse it and prostitute it out for horror points and now the timer is on because you are an idiot and are unaware of the ravages of time and neglect.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

"Becky's world is flipped upside down." This is the second time she has quoted The Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song to describe a bad situation type deal. It must really be serious. She only quotes the Fresh Prince when it's real bad yo.

 

[This comment matters]

No no no you guys are thinking of the wrong decade for Hamber to be born in. Not the past, the FUTURE. She wants to be like the fatties in Wall-E scootypuffing their way through their whole life.

 

[ADHD]

That's a lot of words to say "When deathfats get high fevers for no apparent reason it can be due to a life threatening condition".

 

[mekalekahi]

If she was so concerned about her condition right now, she would be in constant contact with a primary care doctor and not eating pizza and 2000 calories meals from wings and rings. Shes depending on the fucking ER to keep her afloat so she can keep eating Singapore rice and mcdonalds daily. To her shes " losing weight" because she slept 10 hours and lost maybe 3 pounds. As long as she has Money, Becky, a phone and access to a car she isnt losing weight bottom line. No changes that she makes at home on her own will miraculously fix her eating habits. Shes been saying shes"losing weight" all year and and yet shes the same or bigger.


Someone in Becky's position in a relationship like that, isnt happy lol.

 

[Snusmumriken]

If you love someone, you do not speak for them, Amber. Period.
Even if Becky was still in love (or was ever in love for that matter) it would be one-sided. There’s no point in trying to publicly maintain that someone loves you when you don’t even love them back, other than to build your own ego. What a vile, loathsome creature.

Anyways, Amber fat and even Becky would not have sex with her.

 

[Fleasburger]

Back on the underwear issue because I like to poke dying topics, Hamber is totally comando. Usually, we women wear seamless panties when wearing layggings. I doubt you can find seamless for her size.. and when we don't wear seamless you can easily see an outline of panties through the layggings.

Not that I look.. but there's more ass than body depending on the angle.. not seeing any outlines through the layggings.

 

[raritycunt]

“Becky doesn’t wanna leave me, she’s just going through something I conveniently aren’t going to tell you about but I will continue to hint at it for sympathy and attention so there!”

Well amber it’s funny how Becky can continue to be chirpy around other people but when she’s around you she looks miserable and irritated as fuck. Is your constant screechy cuntiness driving her away? Of course not! It’s simply that she’s “going through something”

I swear since amber met Becky we’ve had countless videos where amber has had to preface the video with “today is a really bad day for becky” or “today is the anniversary of something bad that happened in Beckys family” etc.... the bitch is just miserable around you girl.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Back on the underwear issue because I like to poke dying topics, Hamber is totally comando. Usually, we women wear seamless panties when wearing layggings. I doubt you can find seamless for her size.. and when we don't wear seamless you can easily see an outline of panties through the layggings.

Not that I look.. but there's more ass than body depending on the angle.. not seeing any outlines through the layggings.

You're just not looking for the seams in the right places, in her size, I believe her only undergarment option would be pantaloons. But seriously, I agree about the commando situation. I hope she's at least attaching a maxi pad so her vagina doesn't sit in a swamp. Not to mention, she wears cheap clothing and w/o a pad, she'd be getting pilled fabric and dye all up in her hooha. She's going to end up in medical journals as the first woman to get TSS not from tampons, but from a constant stream of fabric particles making their way up there, forming a mass, and not being removed.

 

[New & Improved Username]

How does she keep the pad from moving and getting scrunched up? I guess if you're not getting up and sitting back down several times an hour and walking around maybe that doesn't happen.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

How does she keep the pad from moving and getting scrunched up? I guess if you're not getting up and sitting back down several times an hour and walking around maybe that doesn't happen.

I think the incontinence equivalent of maxi pads has walls, like the opposite of wings. If she gets that positioned right, her thighs would hold it in place. Or if she used the overnight maxi pads with wings, between the length and attaching the wings to the thigh area of the legging fabric? I don't know. lezbereal, she's not thinking of hygiene and how to keep a sanitary, dry environment to keep her crotch rot from climbing up and rotting her organs from the outside in (while also being rotted from the inside out). Maybe I'm just being OTT, I'm sure there are tons of women who go commando daily, not just in tight dresses or pants, w/o using pantyliners to keep things dry, fresh and funk-free. What I do know is that I don't want to be the next person in the seat they've vacated.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Who with a fresh type 2 beetus diagnose leaves the hospital and go to Pizza Hut????
I know what The Beast is capable but my bet remains cellulitis in dark, moisty places Necky doesn't clean properly and unknown evil creatures live.

You would be surprised. I've known people IRL with known pre-diabetes to continue to drink soda and not lose weight, one with full blown diabetes to keep drinking store-brand sugary ice tea, eat white bread and keep smoking, and one super morbidly obese with diabetes kept eating carbs, sugar, and tons of calories despite needing to take insulin.

People think that as long as they take enough insulin it's not bad and they don't have to change their eating. I would not be surprised if Amber did this too, she is one of those people with her head shoved firmly in ass and she will do any mental gymnastics possible to continue eating the way she does, even if it is bad for her long term.

At this point, I wonder why she doesn't just wear a full length muumuu w/ no undies or leggings and let her legs and girl breathe free. It's not like anybody is going to want to look at her coochie anyway (and it's going to be hidden by her apron) and the air circulation probably would allow stuff to air dry better.

Plus she wouldn't have to wrangle underwear and pants off to pee or poop.

Edit: The On The Plus Side website carries underwear and clothes up to 8X. So maybe she wouldn't have to go muumuu and commando after all.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

At this point, I wonder why she doesn't just wear a full length muumuu w/ no undies or leggings and let her legs and girl breathe free. It's not like anybody is going to want to look at her coochie anyway (and it's going to be hidden by her apron) and the air circulation probably would allow stuff to air dry better.

Plus she wouldn't have to wrangle underwear and pants off to pee or poop.

Edit: The On The Plus Side website carries underwear and clothes up to 8X. So maybe she wouldn't have to go muumuu and commando after all.

If she wears he muumuus we could see da laaaayyyygggsss

 

[Mandaark]

Thanks @Serial Grapist this confirms it then, the same happened with Chantel months back, she used to get 20 - 30k amongst 45-50k subs. People cottoned on to the reactions being more entertaining than the original so people started going over, this was amidst her punching down her audience too which led to it.

Amber's views the last month or so have been creeping down a lot, she can barely clock 100k without clickbait. If I was to estimate I will say by early 2020 her views will go down to 60k it could even go down to 40k because MBP is really quick on it and he has over 50k subs. It will fuck her financially too her income will go to about 2.4k a month which is a massive turn bare in mind this is based on Chantels earnings but doubled but I did not count in the fact Chantal uploads a lot in contrast. meaning she will be earning less and that is how you ultimately deal with Amber.

I'm kind of wondering if she's prefilming a bunch of content so she can do another 100 days of uploading but actually complete it.

Oh I'm sure she'll make a """"valiant"""" attempt at vlogmas, click bait the fuck out of Beggys illnesses and her own, and fail to complete it yet again.
If she's as salty in the videos as she is online rn it could be a very merry christmas at the farms

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She almost passed out
They saved her life

I wonder if she slipped and gave too much, or if she's being Albert and exaggerating the fuck out of it.
Gut says lymphedema or a diabetic episode similar to something like this

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Leaning towards a diabetic episode; she's admitted fairly freely to lymphedema and cellulitis, but the beetus?
The beetus is the ONE MAJOR THING we all screech at her collectively, always notice consistent symptoms of despite her "IM HULTHY" narrative.

She's been extra thirsty lately, she couldn't think/speak properly and it's been a slow grind to this fever/mystery illness. Not to mention her kidneys are surely overrun between constant UTIs and her shat diet.
I mean, it could still be lymphedema complications and maybe she's embarassed because it's from the fall? Could be a bit of both.