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[Bender]

I never went through a "princess phase". I don't understand all the hubbub.

Funnily enough nor did I, even though my parents insisted on it. It might be because I'm a dude.

I love pub quizzes!

I think I found a Brit.

 

[fanta c]

Funnily enough nor did I, even though my parents insisted on it. It might be because I'm a dude.

I think I found a Brit.

I went to a Harry Potter themed pub quiz, and one of the questions was “who was Harry’s first love?”
My friend shouted out loudly, in confidence: “DOBBY!!!”
needless to say we came last.

 

[Recoil]

I tried my hand at one heavy rain flipping MDMA hits, LSD and whatever, itf

this is why you don't post when you're lit

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I think I might be an alcoholic.

Same. Sometimes I fight it, sometimes I just let it happen as if natural, but I always drink friday.

At this point I've added another plus to eventually owning a cat; not wanting to look in its judgmental eyes drunk, and thus have to stop.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Same. Sometimes I fight it, sometimes I just let it happen as if natural, but I always drink friday.

At this point I've added another plus to eventually owning a cat; not wanting to look in its judgmental eyes drunk, and thus have to stop.

Coming from a current cat owner that also enjoys drinking (and overdoes it more often than not), it won't be enough to stop you.

 

[Count groudon]

I almost won a local Smash tournament when I was 12. I went up against various sweaty neckbeards and other geeky kids in Brawl and made it to the final circle without much effort, but I had to forfeit at the last round because my mom was done shopping and I had to leave the store it was held at so some weird autist guy won.

I had a lot of grown-ass men flip out on me that day, and I think that was when I really discovered my passion for pissing people off for my own amusement.

 

[Humorous yet complex]

I almost lost one of my eyes because some idiot back in elementary school decided to throw a cinder block at me and it was inches from hitting the eye. Oh and his parents blamed it on his ADHD

 

[AprilRains]

I almost lost one of my eyes because some idiot back in elementary school decided to throw a cinder block at me and it was inches from hitting the eye. Oh and his parents blamed it on his ADHD

Whereas it was just good judgment.

 

[Humorous yet complex]

Oh but you should have seen the look on my dad’s face (he passed when I was 15) he was livid and that coupled with being a corporate executive and Scorpio made the other guy’s dad cower with fear

 

[WeeMars]

When I was a kid I shoved a lego up my asshole and had to go to the hospital

 

[DtoDab]

I almost lost one of my eyes because some idiot back in elementary school decided to throw a cinder block at me and it was inches from hitting the eye. Oh and his parents blamed it on his ADHD

I have ADHD and it just makes me have a fucktarded notion of time, eery three hours in the real world feels like a single hour for me and it's stupid.

I have a good singing voice.

 

[Floop]

My poop’s been green the entire day

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I almost lost one of my eyes because some idiot back in elementary school decided to throw a cinder block at me and it was inches from hitting the eye. Oh and his parents blamed it on his ADHD

I once got hit in the head so hard at wrestling practice (the real kind) in school that a blood vessel burst in my eye. My left eye was so full of blood that people thought I was blind out of it (I wasn’t).

Took months for it to fade away completely.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I wish that PC Hardware becomes more focus on power efficiency and game devs can figure out how to compress stuff down to fit in a CD.

 

[Spastic Colon]

I'm really good at finding 4 leaf clovers. Growing up in a rural area with lots of space between houses and no kids nearby meant a lot of keeping myself entertained. That's also probably why I'm socially awkward.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

I drive moped because Police see me unfit for a driverslicense. But my feet and legs are in elite condition so i can get by pretty well without it. I mostly bought it because middle aged women find it hot. They do you know... But dont get a scooter model or electric engine if you wish to try yourself because that implies strong homosexuality. I recomend a Tomos brand moped or similar for best result.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

I cheer on my neighborhood's fighting cats. It weirds them out and they all end up going home.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I actually prefer persona 5

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I never had a sleepover.

 

[Strange Rope Hero]

I like big, fat, black women.
The more disgustingly disproportionate their bodies, the better.