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[Rice Is Ready]

I hate niggers.

 

[I should be working]

I enjoy watching retarded Top 10 paranormal videos on Youtube.

 

[Floop]

I hate niggers.

Wait that’s illegal! You can’t say that!

 

[Jason Wynn]

I'm a big fan of Coast to Coast AM (Art Bell's old broadcasts only, George Nory sucks)

 

[Deodar]

I once knew a guy who fucked an orange, and sent post coitus orange pics afterwards

 

[Spastic Colon]

I once knew a guy who fucked an orange, and sent post coitus orange pics afterwards

How small was his dick? Have to be pretty small to get enough depth in an orange. That's not something I would tell people about, much less send photographic evidence.

 

[Deodar]

How small was his dick? Have to be pretty small to get enough depth in an orange. That's not something I would tell people about, much less send photographic evidence.

Hell if I know, I ain't a fag. He only sent pics of the cum-filled orange, not his pecker.
He was a regular pothead, though, so that may have contributed to making his orange fucking hobbies public knowledge.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

As a child when I hit my head against something like a table or a closet it used to frustrate me to tears that no matter how hard I struck back in retaliation it wouldn't hurt said object. I guess I used to be a vengeful little brat.

 

[WarJams]

I contracted Leishmaniasis during an expedition to Ecuador.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I once single-handedly destroyed the US by not flying the American flag on Veteran's Day, at least according to my neighbor who's so old he probably served under General Grant.

 

[Count groudon]

I run a small side “business” where I occasionally fix up and restore toys for the neighborhood kids and random little knick knacks and gadgets for the adults. I barely make any real cash out of it, but it’s handy for when I need quick spending money. I mostly do it because I’m a fucking sperg and the act of fixing shit up is super relaxing to me.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

I run a small side “business” where I occasionally fix up and restore toys for the neighborhood kids and random little knick knacks and gadgets for the adults. I barely make any real cash out of it, but it’s handy for when I need quick spending money. I mostly do it because I’m a fucking sperg and the act of fixing shit up is super relaxing to me.

Oh man, that's super neat! I also like to tinker around with action figures and toys like that, though only as a favor for my friends or when messing with my own collection. Tightening loose ball joints with Pledge or floor polish, filing away at ratchet joints to increase the number of "stopping points", remedying paint chipping, fixing wind-up toys, all that good stuff.

 

[Pissmaster]

I run a small side “business” where I occasionally fix up and restore toys for the neighborhood kids and random little knick knacks and gadgets for the adults. I barely make any real cash out of it, but it’s handy for when I need quick spending money. I mostly do it because I’m a fucking sperg and the act of fixing shit up is super relaxing to me.

If you have a lot of old games (or know someone that does), you could always grab a Nintendo screwdriver set on Amazon and give your games a nice deep cleaning. It's really fun to open up cartridges that've been with you all your life and see what's inside, and think about how all those little chips and stuff have been there all along. There's also something satisfying about opening up a cartridge that's a little knackered and seeing the pristine inside.

I bought this one: https://www.amazon.com/Keten-Screwdriver-Nintendo-Professional-Security/dp/B06XP8FMM2/

 

[Sigma]

I learned to read at age 4 by playing Nethack on a PDA

 

[Count groudon]

If you have a lot of old games (or know someone that does), you could always grab a Nintendo screwdriver set on Amazon and give your games a nice deep cleaning. It's really fun to open up cartridges that've been with you all your life and see what's inside, and think about how all those little chips and stuff have been there all along. There's also something satisfying about opening up a cartridge that's a little knackered and seeing the pristine inside.

I bought this one: https://www.amazon.com/Keten-Screwdriver-Nintendo-Professional-Security/dp/B06XP8FMM2/

Heyyy I’ve actually been looking for something like this! The batteries in a bunch of my old game boy and SNES games are fizzling out so they don’t save anymore, and I really wanted to find a way to fix ‘em myself. Thank you!

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I go into bars and offer to be a designated driver for $5-10 depending on distance. Cheaper than an uber and I get to meet some cool people who are willing to return the favor if they remember me the next morning.

 

[soft breathing]

I go into bars and offer to be a designated driver for $5-10 depending on distance. Cheaper than an uber and I get to meet some cool people who are willing to return the favor if they remember me the next morning.

I'd be so concerned with someone puking in my car, that shit is a bitch to get out, especially the smell - has this never happened to you?

 

[slimes]

I was unironically named after an 80s small town biker gang thanks dad

 

[DrJonesHat]

For the first two days of my life, I didn't have a first name. My parents couldn't settle on one until I was actually born to see if the one they'd picked fit me.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I'd be so concerned with someone puking in my car, that shit is a bitch to get out, especially the smell - has this never happened to you?

I provide bags for people to vomit into. I also have plastic sheets wrapped around the upholstery and floors in the event that someone passes out and hurls everywhere. Only had one incident where someone threw up in my vehicle, and they managed to open the passenger-side window and puke the rest of it out. All it did was leave a small streak of orange upchuck on my window. Needless to say, I also invest in a ridiculous amount of air fresheners.