Reveal something totally unexpected about yourself - Shock and awe awaits - Don't powerlevel

[yasscat]

I got an "ok boomer" tattoo.
It's a long story.

 

[snailslime]

I got money from thirsty guys on tinder by saying "venmo me $5 and see what happens "

 

[Stoneheart]

I got money from thirsty guys on tinder by saying "venmo me $5 and see what happens "

Is that deal still up?


I was born on US Territory. (a military hospital was the closest and they let my parents in in a blizzard.)a Us base, because it was by far the closest hospital in a blizzard.

 

[Recoil]

I've beaten a man unconscious with my bare hands while bleeding from a gunshot wound, and on a different occasion sliced open another like a salmon while staring him in the eyes.

ETA: random.txt

 

[JethroTullamore]

I masterbate at work.....often. In the family bathroom.

 

[snailslime]

Is that deal still up?


I was born on US Territory. (a military hospital was the closest and they let my parents in in a blizzard.)a Us base, because it was by far the closest hospital in a blizzard.

pay up hoe

 

[DrJonesHat]

I was not allowed to have a chemistry set as a child because my parents felt that a kid with severe ADHD and massive impulse control issues might blow up the house. They steered me into electronics instead.

 

[Digital Thunder]

I used to be incapable of being in the same room as rubber balloons out of a combination of bad sensory issues and the related anxiety because of the former.

Also I still regularly listen to Renard Queenston and (rightly) feel like a massive faggot for it.

 

[symantec]

I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

 

[Pissmaster]

When I was a very young child I swallowed a nickel and my parents took me to the doctor, he just said it'd come out with my poop but I never did find that nickel

I've always wondered if that nickel is somehow perpetually lodged inside of me or if anyone ever found it somehow. So any US nickel you find that was minted in the 90's or before may have passed through my butthole at one point. It might have even passed through someone else's butthole by now, who knows

 

[Elaine Benes]

I am left handed.

 

[Spastic Colon]

I wanted to be Miss America when I grew up. Even though I was pretty feminist in a lot of ways (tried to join the school football team, only built snow women -- not snowmen -- as a kid, and even got into an actual fist fight with the football team quarterback in elementary school -- and held my own).

I did compete in pageants and even won a couple. I made it as far as a state pageant for Miss America but didn't even make the top 10 there so I gave up that dream. I'm both a little proud and deeply embarrassed by this fact. Even though I get called TERF quite often, I know that this fact disqualifies me immediately because radical feminists would never accept someone like me in their ranks. But I am 100% trans exclusionary, though.

 

[glittercum]

I have claustrophobia. Lol.

 

[symantec]

lways wondered if that nickel is somehow perpetually lodged inside of me or if anyone ever found it somehow. So any US nickel you find that was minted in the 90's or before may have passed through my butthole at one point. It might ha

I did the same thing with a quarter, threw up blood and all that, but my parents just said fuck it and let me suffer the consequences. Never found the quarter either. I like to believe I have the power to absorb metals, and it's the first step to becoming a God-tier mutant.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

When I first heard about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure during the early 2000s its title made me think it'd be one of those weird, raunchy furry cartoons like Fritz the Cat where the titular character JoJo is a runaway circus chimp (somehow the name JoJo sounded very apey to me) who ends up in prison and gets sodomized by his inmates.

 

[Marceline]

When I was 12-13 I prided myself on being a prude, I would openly call myself one and would call friends out for inappropriate jokes even if I would sometimes curse. I don't have a problem with that language anymore & shit. I was obnoxious.

I used to think 10 was the last number when I was 4 years old and would go around telling people that.

 

[Give Her The D]

I'm actually registered as a Democrat on my voting record.

I just didn't want to admit it because I had this weird impression that this site was kind of 8chan-y in a way and just un-convinced myself out of it.

 

[Bad Gateway]

I truly believe that I'm decent at sex.

 

[Cantercoin]

I found out that one of my teachers worked at Industrial Light and Magic. I believe he had a hand with the special effects for A New Hope

 

[bigoogabaloogas]

can't scream in a high pitch, all that comes out is a wheeze and a low 'aaaaaaa'