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[Distant Stare]

My mom use to hit me

 

[Count groudon]

I like really like Buddhist teachings despite not being a Buddhist. It has a lot of very interesting and positive philosophies, and it’s great to read about when I feel stressed. I even have a few Buddhist Knick knacks laying around my shelves. Might be kinda disrespectful since I’m not really a follower of the religion, but what are they gonna do? Meditate me to death?

 

[ZXO]

I held a grudge against an old lady since childhood over her calling me a Heinz baby. I hate ketchup.

 

[Distant Stare]

I regularly jack off to the Seductive Jewess website.

FUCKING HELL
Where the fuck are my Jewess you cunt

 

[DrJonesHat]

I still have my old Commodore 64 up in the attic. I should break it out and see if it still works.

 

[The Real Fizzicist]

I stabbed an intruder to death because my handgun jammed.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

I've been shot in the hand with a .40 S&W.

(It was a graze across the back of my hand, no grisly scars here sadly.)

 

[VagTuck]

I'm cold.

 

[Bad Headspace]

Boomer memes made me try White Monster. (It wasn't bad.)

 

[Jason Wynn]

I take kratom to help with pain in my hands and back. Works a lot better than over the counter aspirin.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

I take kratom to help with pain in my hands and back. Works a lot better than over the counter aspirin.

Do you find it addicting?

 

[Jason Wynn]

Do you find it addicting?

Yes and no. No because I really only take it for pain management, once, sometimes twice a week. Early on when I first got introduced to it as an alternative to pills, I noticed the "high" you get from it was very similar to an opioid high, so I made absolutely certain to restrict my use of it only when necessary. Yes because I could see myself easily getting overly reliant on that pseudo-opioid high and I don't want that.

 

[sadbird]

my age

 

[ShittyRecolor]

When I first heard how you pronounce the name Hermione in English I thought it was the funniest thing ever. I know it's all a question of what accent you grew up with and most of you native English speakers would most likely find the way us Hungarians pronounce it ridiculous (Hungarian has this thing where the primary stress is always on the first syllable of an given word, no matter what), but to me it sounds like someone saying "her heinie". "Hey Harry, wanna see Hermione's firm heinie? Hyuck!"

As reference, here's some clips from the Hungarian dub of Harry Potter:

Feel free to let me know how weird it sounds to you!

 

[Count groudon]

In high school I went on a date with a girl, and didn’t realize it was a date until many years later.

 

[Brain Power]

I had extremely limited access to internet until I was around 14. It never bothered me though.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I was a girl scout for maybe 9 years. I still have both my vests which have a ton of patches. I was a top cookie seller nearly every year and was unofficially titled the Lemon Pastry Queen due to the fact that I sold more boxes of (now discontinued) lemon pastry cremes than anyone else. One of my dearest collections is the little pewter animal figures we'd get every year for selling a certain number of boxes.
I also had a (fairly) high position in my college's student government and very briefly considered being student body president. Then I remembered that I hate talking to people and that I don't want to go to any more goddamn meetings. I did however, volunteer to be the mascot several times. Usually it was an on-campus function but I once got payed to wear it for a World Special Olympics event held in our city.

 

[L50LasPak]

I will actually fucking cry like a bitch if you play Mr. Blue Sky around me even though ELO is one of my favorite bands. I actually have to excuse myself and walk out of a building if it starts playing over the PA.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

I take Anti Depressants every day for a genetically inherited Clinical Depression.
I’m worried that if I have kids in the future they will have it too and it breaks my heart.

 

[Pinot Pierrot]

When I was about 6, I needed surgery to reattach a neck muscle that wasn't developing properly. Probably would have limited my ability to turn my head if left alone, but the resulting neck brace basically ensured that happened anyway for at least a week afterwards. Judging from the goofy smiles I wore in the old album book though, I wasn't too bothered by it.
I still have a very small, very faint scar line on my clavicle where the cut was made.