Fun facts!

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Also: The human penis is shaped the way it is to suck out semen already in the vagina, to increase chance of fertilizing the female even if she had intercourse shortly before.
So yeah, humans are built around sloppy seconds.

That has evolved as well, as can be seen on the internet the cucks now suck it out with their mouths which is much more efficient.

There are reasonably good knockoffs just called "Parmesan" in the United States, at least for plebeian uses. Nothing but actual Parmigiano-Reggiano is worth using for anything where the cheese is a central ingredient, like basil pesto. Just don't do it. Those are only available imported from the traditional producing regions.

Even with authentic Parmigiano-Reggiano there are vast differences in quality between different brands/producers, so try before you buy even if it has the name and the authentic stamps/markings. And never buy Grana Padano, I don't understand the purpose of that cheese, sure the flavor is subtle and unique in that it tastes like disappointment, with every bite you feel really bummed out that it isn't Parmigiano. Buy a Pecorino instead if you want to save a couple of bucks and to avoid feeling sad when eating.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Aw, poor Helen. In the versions of the story I read, she was made to love Paris by Aphrodite, as a reward for him picking her as his favourite goddess.

But then, I generally measure whoredom by quantity, rather than quality.

Some people value quality over quantity the same way people value ass over tits. But i'm with you that big whores are the ones that have a cunt that took so much dick you could park a limousine in it.

The famous act of putting padlocks in bridge rails comes from an old croatian tale. It was a short story of a woman and a man that were engaged, but he got drafted and had to go to war in Greece. Before he left, both put a small padlock on a bridge rail with their initials in order to symbolize their commitment and eternal love.

But it didn't last much because the story tells that 2 years later he found himself a new lover in Greece and dumped his old gf.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Warning Islamic content: Islam uses a moon as a symbol because the moon God Allah was the only one of 12 ancient babalonian or "pagan" Gods that the religion's founder Mohammed deemed the "one true God" and not a false idol. Despite almost all sects of Islam banning alcohol the babalonian ancestors to the Muslims may have invented alcohol as a way of salvaging spoiled or contaminated grains. Islam invented shampoo, steam baths and algebra,




Muslim "porn actress" Mila kafhila has trouble landing high paying roles because according to those who work with her, she has terrible hygiene and serious attitude problems, if she was white and acted the way she does on set she'd be lucky to get roles in non sex scenes as a body double.

That makes sense, she really looks like someone who'd smell pretty bad.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

That makes sense, she really looks like someone who'd smell pretty bad.

My favorite little fact is that it was Manuel Ferrara who revealed that she had bad hygiene.

When you're getting a French porn actor to complain about your stench, you must smell really fucking terrible.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

In order to avoid piracy and screenings before the opening day, movie companies send the rolls of film the very same day of the opening to cinemas.

In case the cinema has a digital projector they instead send a hard drive with a .kdm file. Every digital projector has a coded number much like the license plate of cars and .kdm files are encoded so they only work in a single digital projector in the world in base of the code number of the projector.

 

[Count groudon]

Hotel Mario was released on the exact same day that Kurt Cobain committed suicide.

 

[The Cunting Death]

You guys may have heard of the film distributor Oscilloscope Laboratories. They distributed Dear Zachary, We Need to Talk About Kevin, November (Estonian movie), and the Christmas movie Rare Exports.


Of the two people who founded it, one of which was Adam Yauch of the fucking Beastie Boys. He was there at the company from its beginnings in 2007 until his death in 2011. (on a side note, Beastie Boys is the only group to have a music video collection on Criterion)
The other guy who founded it left shortly after to start another distribution company
That was a24.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Hotel Mario was released on the exact same day that Kurt Cobain committed suicide.

Kurt saw how shitty it was and decided to sudoku.
Thanks Nintendo and CD-I.

 

[Jason Wynn]

To get the cast "in the right frame of mood" he wanted, Stanley Kubrick screened Eraserhead for the cast of The Shining. According to David Lynch, Kubrick had told him that he considered Eraserhead one of his favorite movies.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

The oldest know "your mother" joke is 3,500 years old- the best part is it has something to do with fucking your mom. Though the punch line is missing.

 

[A Grey Cat]

My favorite little fact is that it was Manuel Ferrara who revealed that she had bad hygiene.

When you're getting a French porn actor to complain about your stench, you must smell really fucking terrible.

She must smell Like hummus, curry, and hooka smoke and unwashed feet, you couldn't pay me to do her and not as a role in a video.

 

[Local Coyote]

The oldest dog breed is the Akita, thought to date back 8,000 years. By comparison the oldest cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, which only goes back 4,000 years.

All I know is animal facts.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

All I know is animal facts.

We all stick to our specialty. Every field has its own interesting stuff.

Vasque language is the only language with non latin/germanic roots left in Europe. This was because during the roman colonization of Spain, Vasque Country was isolated by mountains and after several failed expeditions, the romans gave up on their colonization endeavour.

Also, when the romans led a military expedition in the northwest of Spain, the army had to cross a river the locals called the Lethe, which was the name of the river of the dead for the romans. The soldiers were very scared of crossing because going into the land of the dead meant they would lose their memory. After several days, the general of the army crossed it by himself to show the soldiers that it was a normal river. When he reached the other shore, he began calling the name of his soldiers and they finally crossed it.

 

[Beluga]

Vasque language is the only language with non latin/germanic roots left in Europe. This was because during the roman colonization of Spain, Vasque Country was isolated by mountains and after several failed expeditions, the romans gave up on their colonization endeavour.

What about Finnish and Hungarian?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

What about Finnish and Hungarian?

Ok, western Europe. My bad there. After all, Romans didn't traveled further than the Rhine up north. That's where the Limex was (The wall that marked the limits of the Roman Empire).

Funny enough, the romans didn't kept an eye on the wall, instead they hired barbarian tribes (Like the Anglos or the Francs) to keep an eye on the wall and prevent other barbarians to cross it. When Attila decided the Roman Empire didn't had a hold on him and moved west to invade it, the barbarian tribes ran for their lives into the Roman Empire which, by then, didn't had enough legionnaries to keep order and civility or to tell the barbarians to fuck off by threatening to gut them all like they did with the gauls. Soon the roman empire fell into chaos, being the beginning of the fall of the Western Roman Empire.

Edit: Goddamn, i keep forgetting about Gaelic. The Romans also let the scots (known by them as picts) by themselves in the highlands.

 

[Tour of Italy]

The most widely produced military aircraft of all time is the WWII era IL-2 Sturmovic, a soviet ground attack aircraft. Over 36,000 were produced, compared to the 44,000 civilian Cesna 172’s, which is the most produced aircraft of any type. The Cesna has been in active production for over 60 years, while the Sturmovic was only produced for four.

The IL-2 was considered vital to the Soviet war effort, providing much needed air support and morale. When a factory was behind on its shipments, Stalin himself sent them a message saying that the Sturmovic was “as essential to the Red Army as air and bread.” He supposedly added “I demand more machines” before saying it was his final warning.

While the central armored cockpit and engine housing were made of Aluminum, large portions of the airframe were made from wood.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The Nazis had an entire staff of animators working to produce animated films that blatantly copied Disney's style of animation, and put their own state approved propaganda twist on them. such films included "the jëwish rhinoceros,"

The only Disney films not banned in Nazi Germany were Snow White and Fantasia, though neither of these films were officially released there, the versions distributed where "bootlegs" made from negatives stollen from American cinemas and then smuggled into Germany.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Many popular Latino foods like tamales and papusas were invented by the Aztecs as a food meant to fatten up the people they sacrificed to their gods of the sun and agriculture, and many of these dishes originally used what little meat could be found in pre Columbian mesoamerica such as lizards, fish and most of all, the Chihuahua dog. Which is believed by some to be the only animal domesticated by the Aztecs for meat.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Probably my favorite example of how ridiculous things like the Hayes Code and the Motion Picture Production Code can fuck up movies.

The Bad Seed is a play about a sociopathic little girl who manipulates the adults in her life and murders classmates and elderly people. She gets off scott-free after ruining the lives of so many people near to her.

The mid 50s film adaptation had to change the ending of her getting away with her crimes, as the MPPC forbade showing criminals getting away with it. So a literal bolt of lightning coming out of nowhere strikes the girl dead at the end of the movie.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Creed’s With Arms Wide Open was the last Billboard Hot 100 topper to have a guitar solo.

Also, here’s some Billboard Decade End stuff for the 2010s

• Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars was the Billboard Hot 100 song of the 2010s.
• Adele’s 21 was (not surprisingly) the the number one album Billboard 200 during the 2010s.
• Imagine Dragons were the most successful rock band on the Billboard charts this decade (which is sad about rock during the decade) as their song Believer was the most played rock song of the decade.
• Drake’s Take Care was the biggest selling rap album of the 2010s.