Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Sourceress]

Get it, this photo is of a 22-year-old woman. I've legitimately seen 40-year-old meth users who look better and more youthful than this disaster. She's not even fat and she has major jowls going on and a squashed sort of toothless look to her mouth.

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r/transpassing - Is there anything that would get me clocked? 22 y/o trans man

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My sixty-odd year old mother looks younger than that woman, holy shit lol. I'm not even joking. She's twenty-two? How?

I guess it's true what they say about exogenous testosterone aging women and fucking with them seriously. I mean, goddamn.

One look at that behemoth's post history shows he's for real, horrifyingly:

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Imagine driving to work and seeing that on the side of the road. Would you be able to resist GTAing it? I don't think I would. What a horror show for every poor person out that morning.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Ah, America's finest.
U/dick_booty signing in for the US military to publically boast about how he's hiding being trans from the military so he can be deployed, despite having top surgery

 

[Sourceress]

Ah, America's finest.
U/dick_booty signing in for the US military to publically boast about how he's hiding being trans from the military so he can be deployed, despite having top surgery

She's a woman who is already in the military according to her reddit account, trying to hide her off-label testosterone use and severe mental illness from The Man. Because, you know, that sounds like a smart idea. She writes about experiencing severe depression and anxiety when she doesn't get her testosterone injections, but she thinks it's gonna be a smart idea to go abroad where she will absolutely not be able to access that medication (which isn't a mental health treatment anyway) in an environment where she will definitely be under more stress without telling anyone there might be trouble due to these issues? Well, good luck to her I guess, hope she doesn't go psycho and kill somebody.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I want to tell him he passes great in clothes that happen to cover up more of his body. That first pic in particular made me feel nauseated.

Yeah, like a burka.

 

[MetalParakeet]

She's a woman who is already in the military according to her reddit account, trying to hide her off-label testosterone use and severe mental illness from The Man. Because, you know, that sounds like a smart idea. She writes about experiencing severe depression and anxiety when she doesn't get her testosterone injections, but she thinks it's gonna be a smart idea to go abroad where she will absolutely not be able to access that medication (which isn't a mental health treatment anyway) in an environment where she will definitely be under more stress without telling anyone there might be trouble due to these issues? Well, good luck to her I guess, hope she doesn't go psycho and kill somebody.

And just think. At some point, she must have passed the psych exam to get in the military in the first place

 

[TaimuRadiu]

And just think. At some point, she must have passed the psych exam to get in the military in the first place

In the time of the draft my father told me many tales of his fellow grunts, especially the mentally retarded ones.

All this has happened before. All this will happen again.

 

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And just think. At some point, she must have passed the psych exam to get in the military in the first place

Don't worry, she'll be in a MOS where she can't do any damage with uncontrolled outbursts of rage and delusion.

Probably has the biggest guns of anyone she knows in Military Intelligence.

In the time of the draft my father told me many tales of his fellow grunts, especially the mentally exceptional ones.

All this has happened before. All this will happen again.

I wonder when he was in?

Incredibly, the wonders of US military bureaucracy actually managed to enlist significantly more stupid soldiers for four whole years after the end of the draft.

Despite the evidence on the ground of recruits being less trainable, the DoD released a report stating "The quality of those serving on active duty, as measured by the education levels of active duty personnel and the average test scores of new recruits, has not declined as popularly believed but has markedly and steadily improved since the end of the draft." (Because the tests had been miscalibrated).

 

[Bitch Kitten]

Don't worry, she'll be in a MOS where she can't do any damage with uncontrolled outbursts of rage and delusions.
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Probably has the biggest guns of anyone she knows in Military Intelligence.

Bets on how long until she Bradley Manning's out in Afghanistan

 

[eternal dog mongler]

I wonder when he was in?

Iraq, I assume. I used to get bonuses for signing absolute re.tard's medical waivers.

e: also DLI used to be full of furries and weebs. No idea what it's like now.

 

[Clem Fandango]

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

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But LGB should be separate from T. L,G and B are sexual orientations, and being trans has nothing to do with that.

The T should properly be grouped with people who want to cut their limbs off, people who want to blind themselves, etc.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Is there a picture without the Halloween face paint? Can't tell what he really looks like in such a garish costume.



That poor aunt. Imagine leaving money to your degenerate nephew, hoping he can finally make something of himself with a little help, only for him to spend it on his fetish.

Naw, the aunts a yard,from what's probably a family of them. You can leave money to family with stipulations, IE that it's only used towards uni/a deposit, etc

Failing to plan is planning to fail and all

 

[MetalParakeet]

In the time of the draft my father told me many tales of his fellow grunts, especially the mentally exceptional ones.

All this has happened before. All this will happen again.

Im not surprised as I don't examine the psych tests really weed out the crazies.

I'm not american but I've seen a bunch of people from high school get into the military and it's usually the same story.

First Facebook posts about job hopping and being unable to maintain employment for whatever reason (usually due to their own stupidity.)

Then comes the posts about financial issues, followed by the "my life is so shit!" Suicide baiting.

Suddenly, boom. Theyve joined the military! They're jovial and can't stop talking about how they're going to be the best sniper this side of the hemisphere has ever seen! They just can't wait to go COD and go kill some damn towel heads! Woohoooo!

Then they either kill themselves, get discharged or just disappear in general. Probably Troon out or something once they realize that pretending to be a hypermasculine killing machine doesn't actually hide their failures

 

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

My dog ate a four pack of crayons for fun.

I don't know how to tell you this, but your dog might be a marine.

My dog likes to lick used underwear

we usually have to throw out a couple pairs each month for reasons you've probably already guessed ... I have dogs.

If I've learned anything from this thread, it sounds like ALL of your dogs are marines.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Im not surprised as I don't examine the psych tests really weed out the crazies.

Well, nah. I waived people with a single-digit ASVAB score during the Iraq War. If you can hold an M4 and shoot straight you good. Psych testing was not really done.

Standards got tighter but they were letting anyone fucking in at one point.

 

[Thank Fuck For Evil Otto]

They're lazy and increasing irrelevant.

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You don't get 23 seasons, 301 episodes because you are irrelevant.

Have you heard of The Simpsons? They've been irrelevant for at least a decade, maybe closer to two. South Park's quality level is so rocky as to put it maybe on the same level.

Ah, America's finest.
U/dick_booty signing in for the US military to publically boast about how he's hiding being trans from the military so he can be deployed, despite having top surgery

Great illustration of skipping not only leg day, but ab and chest days as well. Those arms look hilarious compared to that doughboy center. Weirdo.

 

[grim darque]

Have you heard of The Simpsons? They've been irrelevant for at least a decade, maybe closer to two. South Park's quality level is so rocky as to put it maybe on the same level.

Yeah, I don't think longevity has a whole lot to do with relevance. I mean, look at Soaps; Days of Our Lives, General Hospital etc., have been on the air for 50+ years? One of them stretches all the way back to radio drama days of yore.

I don't think any soap opera has ever been relevant to anything. Come to think of it, I wonder why you never hear troons swooning over them? I mean, one of them even has a tranny in it. A real woman playing one, but still. It was a bizarre plot point, and licked troon ass to the point the writers' heads have gotta be lodged in firmly to the shoulders.
Not to mention the over-bearing amount of hyper-femininity.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

Great illustration of skipping not only leg day, but ab and chest days as well. Those arms look hilarious compared to that doughboy center. Weirdo.

It doesn't look like he skips anything, he's just fat.

 

[Farmer Dave]

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You don't get 23 seasons, 301 episodes because you are irrelevant.

wheel of fortune has 7,000 plus episodes i don't know if i'd consider wheel of fortune all that relevant. i know a lot of people want to support south park b/c it triggers the trannies but frankly the show jumped the shark a looooooooong time ago.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Don't worry, she'll be in a MOS where she can't do any damage with uncontrolled outbursts of rage and delusion.
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Probably has the biggest guns of anyone she knows in Military Intelligence.


I wonder when he was in?

Incredibly, the wonders of US military bureaucracy actually managed to enlist significantly more stupid soldiers for four whole years after the end of the draft.

Despite the evidence on the ground of recruits being less trainable, the DoD released a report stating "The quality of those serving on active duty, as measured by the education levels of active duty personnel and the average test scores of new recruits, has not declined as popularly believed but has markedly and steadily improved since the end of the draft." (Because the tests had been miscalibrated).

Early 70s. Had a term in Vietnam, Southeast Asia. One particular story involved him giving a tard a beer in order to visit his friend in a Nike base.

 

[Bees]

It doesn't look like he skips anything, he's just fat.

I dunno man, I might let him pass iykwIm