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Ketkat was releasing private logs and information on Royalan to people that had no access to see them... but that's not doxxing.

Just as it wasn't doxxing when Hecht went after the CDPR employee.

That's why no one likes these people. They're never honest.

At least The Farms is always honest. This is how you run an internet forum

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THEY'VE WON.

He's apologizing like a faggot and is stepping down.

Yet again the nuthouse gets confirmation if they lynch someone that person will fall.

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WHERE IS CERIUM?! HE'S LETTING A GAY BLACK MAN DIE ON THE CROSS!

WHERE IS EXCELSIORLEF'S APOLOGY?
When the fuck will the incessant appeasement end? This won't be enough, especially since apparently it wasn't even Royalan that was being referred to by KetKat. This is going to make shit worse for the mods! I'm fucking dying of laughter, it's too fucking good. It's time to rev up the outrage into overdrive.
 

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@CrunkLord420

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Fellow Kiwis, I have been remiss in promoting acephobia without actually explaining what asexual means. But since I am not ace myself, my perspective is obviously insufficient. I need to listen, to promote their voices, and do better.

To remedy this oversight, I shall defer to a Gray Asexual (spectrum) Demi-Sapphic Transwoman Lesbian.

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For those less big-brained than our micro-categorizing transwoman here, let me repeat this assertion:
Aces can still feel libido, and still benefit from the chemicals produced by engaging in interpersonal genital relations to finality.
I ran that through a translator and it came out as "humans enjoy fucking and orgasms", which is clearly acephobic bigotry. SMH.

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I'm starting to see the problem here: those bigoted gays are jealous that the aces have an entire mini-spectrum under their one letter. More than a spectrum, with aromantic included it's two-dimensional; it's an asexual matrix to fuck around in. Or not fuck around in, whatever you like; or whatever your partner likes, or whatever compromise you reach with whoever, or with nobody. wow Such oppression.

I understand you Farmers may dismiss ace concerns, with all your privilege and your non-male penises and transphobic user names. Just remember that Demi-romantic Asexual Part-time Lesbian Transwomen, and the Homo-alterous Demi-romantic Non-Binary Voidfems they are attracted to, are the cornerstone of successful society. Their spaces need to be safe.

(To be honest, I didn't make up any of those terms, I double-checked to make sure I was using them correctly, and I think it killed a little bit of my soul.)
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Late Edit: adding archives of the whole thread now that it's died down (after a measly 6 pages, clearly ResetEra is full of acephobes who won't offer support)

 
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"Now that Royalan is dead, is there any more gay male blacks in the staff roster? Can we say Nepenthe counts?"

And yes, they're just getting started. Cerium still hasn't spoken yet. Ketkat is still banned.

Those avatars, this is like a cult bloodletting in front of our eyes.

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"Suck my trans woman balls"
 
For the new page, Royalan is dead

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GOOD LUCK GOING FORWARD

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Now my question is... How is Royalan not banned? I demand justice for Ace Ventura.

Denmark Mafia is that meme from you ? That's comedic gold right there, nice job if it is lmao.

I wasn't hard to throw together, the jokes write themselves when it comes To REEra.
 
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WTF man. PLSS this has to be true. Imagine ERA discovering that they most beloved troon is a troll. That would be EPIC. The only problem is Robin. How do you explain that? Another troll account??
@CrunkLord420

It won't be, but no one has actually seen a picture of Ketkat and they are missing from every photo Robin has taken.

We were guessing a few days ago Ketkat might be Robin's headmate. You know how these troons claim they have 4~6 people living in their heads?

That would explain how Ketkat had access to everything Robin could see/knew

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> "Era will keep continuing on to perpetuate the visage of being ultra woke, when really its a bunch of nerdy ass white liberal men that cower the second they personally have to deal with anything that isn't 'normal'. Trash ass staff" – Resetera users

> "Who cares [about doxing]? Safe spaces do not and should not allow you to say problematic things" – Resetera users

Resetera owning resetera harder than we ever could
Resetera vindicating kiwifarms better than we ever could
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The story so far as told by autistic bulletpoints

  • Ketkat is in a relationship with Robin and reads Robin’s texts, emails and personal conversations. A lolcow narcissist.
  • Robin is (at this stage in the story) a moderator on Resetera and Ketkat believes this gives them special privileges such as being ban proof and being allowed to be a forum celebrity that hits the report button and gets a guaranteed ban.
  • As Ketkat already spies on Robin’s personal life, the next opportunity Ketkat sees is logging into Resetera as Robin/opening Robin’s discord.
  • Not long after Resetera started all staff discussions were taken offsite to try and prevent staff members from leaking how badly the forum was ran. Discord allowed smaller inner circles of trust, a real safe space.
  • Ketkat then spent months and months reading staff conversations/logs. Robin could have been colluding, but the Mueller report is inconclusive.
  • This gave Ketkat an advantage when reporting posters who had been discussed in staff chat logs as being POTENTIALLY PROBLEMATIC. I know for a fact Kinthey has been mentioned in these staff logs and Ketkat has been hitting report. Your days are numbered Kinthey.
  • But one day in amongst secretly reading staff conversations and abusing that knowledge to get normies banned, Ketkat comes across Royalan.
  • Royalan is a gay black man who has been feeling frustrated with how Resetera is basically 99.8% angry white men demanding everything goes their way. The Black Culture Thread lacks the NeoGAF power it once had. The white man is #1 again. Black voices on staff are ignored.
  • As a gay man Royalan tries to empathize with the “classic trans” white men, those who put in some effort and “transition”.
  • But Royalan is not impressed with the 2019 trend of angry white men in dresses who do nothing but say “actually, we’re non-binary and non-binary is also trans”. He breaks down and explains to Resetera staff how he feels.
  • The staff sympathize with him as even they know just how fucking unhinged some of the posters on Resetera are.
  • After seeing this Ketkat finally has some drama to leak that will not only hurt Isamu Fukui, but cement Ketkat as being an in the know forum celebrity. That feeling of being untouchable. This uppity gay black man will also not be allowed to digitally murder non-binaries.
  • The staff panics not knowing where leaks are coming from and fingers get pointed. In the space of just a few months admins leave, mods leave and the 2017 staff roster looks NOTHING like it once did in 2019. Staff weren’t given goodbye topics, BronsonLee even deleted his account in fear. The Chinese dictator was on a warpath to find the leaker.
  • As the troons run Resetera, staff were reluctant to blame this community. They go fucking crazy the second one of their own gets banned, instead, demanding 100 straight white males who laugh at South Park get banned instead. The T&C/rules don't apply to us they scream, we're oppressed!
  • Isamu had his doubts, had he been duped into giving the troons protection/freedom? They make most of his money so he was reluctant to suspect troon espionage.
  • In November 2019 the holocaust happened to the troon community. Hillary Clinton said real women have different problems than trans women. South Park released an episode correctly pointing out trans women beat the shit out of every woman they compete with in sports. Also, where are the female to male trans athletes? Makes you think.
  • The requests for every single straight white male on Resetera to be banned grew and Ketkat, feeling invincible, decided to finally out Royalan and publicly state the Resetera staff were all transphobic. Conversation logs from private discord channels proved this and had been shared to selected forum members. It was trans awareness week, the public on Resetera had to know these logs existed.
  • Isamu then knew who his leaker was. He had been duped. Disgraced. The Asian community would never forgive him for being this blind.

And now we await Royalan’s trial. Will Isamu panic as the troons are now burning his forum and dispose of Royalan? Or will he stick to banning Ketkat for a breach of privacy/leaking that would have any other non-troon permanently banned on Resetera?

Stay safe everyone. Someone please find out if Enzom21 is dead. We need more white allies in these dark times. Royalan's reign of terror has begun.

TL;DR: In a never-ending effort to be sufficiently "inclusive," batshit insane forum continues to eat itself. Film at 11.
 
It won't be, but no one has actually seen a picture of Ketkat and they are missing from every photo Robin has taken.

We were guessing a few days ago Ketkat might be Robin's headmate. You know how these troons claim they have 4~6 people living in their heads?

That would explain how Ketkat had access to everything Robin could see/knew

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We did have some suspected pics of Ketkat but the archive is fucked for some reason:
 
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Asshurt levels reaching critical status.

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All Mods Are Bad (AMAB)

Here comes the horde of Ketkats telling people to fuck off.
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I thought hostility was supposed to be against the site's rules? 🤔

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AIDS claims to be an ally yet doesn't have a Ketkat avatar.

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"This is OUR temper tantrum and you're not invited"

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AIDS gives us a callout. Still no Ketkat avatar though.

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Excel Spreadsheet (who you'll also note doesn't have a KetKat avi) thinks the mods aren't strict enough.

Sounds to me like someone isn't doing a good enough job of baiting people into bans. It's not the mods job to waste their lives trying to goad people on an internet forum into saying things they can report them for, it's yours. Step it the fuck up.

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Here's an idiot trying to reason with the rabid mob.

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Lactose Intolerant (of LGBTQ people) flees the thread after realizing any attempts at discourse are impossible.
 
I guess I really don't understand what these people think is going to happen when they absolutely destroy the site. They fundamentally don't seem to understand that there's nowhere else to go and the only reason they have where they are now is because they had to make it themselves. No one wants you, do you not recall how everyone shut down reg when you left Gaf?

You're eventually going to run out of sidewalk and with your addictions to social media screeching it's not going to be cute like Shel Silverstein's version. I'm struggling to imagine being this willing to destroy the things you hold dear.

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mods aren't strict enough

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WTF man. PLSS this has to be true. Imagine ERA discovering that they most beloved troon is a troll. That would be EPIC. The only problem is Robin. How do you explain that? Another troll account??
@CrunkLord420

Distant relationship. Robin is ugly and weak-willed enough to make the whole thing possible. That or our CrunkLord420 was KetKat, you just have to think about it in reverse.

One thing going for it, is KetKat has been leaking stuff for months, if not two years straight. CrunkLord has been active for this time too.

I still doubt it, because the mindfuck would be from another universe. Still, that would be gigantic if true ahahaha.

CrunkLord420 is clearly an intelligent and smart person. If one blonde girl from Belgium can cause Pedoera, CrunkLord could pull it off. He also has good computing knowledge. But the investment in term of time and sanity would be through the roof.
 
What if this entire troonout shitfest is just a She-Ra cartoon advertisement campaign and @Denmark Mafia and @DriveByTrolling actually became unwitting Disney media-product evangelists by assuming those cancer portraits?
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Are you asking if the Jews secretly run everything?

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I think once Cerium finally responds to the community, it will be time to go out by posting this link @ him


Save the best for last, but that thin-skinned Chinese dog-eating dictator will definitely delete that post.
 
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