NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Caffeinated Idol]

What I don't get... what I've never gotten... Is how anybody could be so delusional to think they can ever control this motley crew of social rejects. How can this end in anything other than tears (of sadness for them, and of laughter for us)? This is an unsustainable community.

Tyler straight up said that giving them the run of NeoGAF was the worst mistake he ever made, and that he was paralyzed by fear of his own userbase.



As soon as I read this, I thought about Emspex. God, I miss her.

Tyler was afraid cause he was out there trying to feel up on women and people would expose him. Don't believe The Elf for a second.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Troon mob checklist:
√ Royalan on his knees saying "yes massa sorry massa"
√ Royalan's head
- full investigation into overturning all of Royalan's ace-related mod decisions
- 20 pg essay from Royalan detailing his self-flagellation training plan
- staff explanation for why they dared accuse Ketkat of espionage + groveling apology
- outing + beheading of the staff member who was acephobic on the private Discord for minority staff, plus all those who agreed with him
- Ketkat unbanned
- diversity quota satisfied by white male admins fired and white male troons put in their place
- put an end to staff's tolerance of transphobia by assuring that every user reported by a troon gets an instant permaban, no questions asked
- no less than 4 tranny threads on front page at all times, which are declared autonomous states and troons allowed to tell people to "fuck off" all they want in them until they feel safe
- appeals system for bans (except ones for transphobia)
- dismantle all minority safespaces or appoint a tranny to supervise the negroes in case they get uppity again

It's only just begun, folks!

It's Trans Awareness Week! (Nov 13th -19th)

I apologize, Yukiko - it was done in error. It had nothing to do with your post as a whole. Solely for that specific line, which was misread as you requesting a ban. Maybe you should reconsider the policy on self-bans. Maybe have a PM back and forth confirmation? At absolute least in cases...

www.resetera.com

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Is how anybody could be so delusional to think they can ever control this motley crew of social rejects.

The people in charge are also social rejects and probably thought they wouldn’t have to worry about controlling a mob because they’re too fucking stupid to see the inherent problems in gathering up these morons and throwing them into a forum.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I hope a lawsuit comes from this, we need one of these insane individuals to contact a lawyer.

I want Islamic Fukushima to be dragged before a Canadian court and for them to drag this out for months. Like a trail of tears but with troons with each witness breaking into crocodile tears and wailing like a banshee about how internet typing is rape and how bad words made them stick a loaded gun that they borrowed to their head multiple times.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

I love how 2019 isn't even over yet and we started the year with everything is transphobic, then the non-binaries took over and ran the asylum and now we're finishing on everything is acephobic. The asexuals are now going absolutely insane on Resetera.

These people are like an evolving cancer that eats its prior host before moving on.

And still, Cerium refuses to speak.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

I love how 2019 isn't even over yet and we started the year with everything is transphobic, then the non-binaries took over and ran the asylum and now we're finishing on everything is acephobic. The asexuals are now going absolutely insane on Resetera.

These people are like an evolving cancer that eats its prior host before moving on.

And still, Cerium refuses to speak.

Maybe Isamu Fukui should have watched Lars von Trier's Nymphomaniac. That movie gives a fair warning that asexuals can't be trusted.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I hope things get so bad that these human trainwrecks get to speak before the UN about online harassment.

I need to have Tucker Carlson be forced to report on it and to make a face.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Unstable person with persecution complex blames racial minority while going through My Struggle. I think we've heard this story before, but in a different language...

What was admitted Kiwi Farms lurker ResidentGrigo saying about the Germans on ResetEra being full of hate?

 

[Caffeinated Idol]

You'd think with all the people there having persecution complex they'd actually target mother fucking Cerium lmao.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

It's an absolute travesty and an injustice that excelspreadsheet isn't a mod or even an admin there. If they want to quell the angry troon mob they'll have to do it. Who has contributed more to the glorious community of ResetEra than excelsiorlef?

Always good to see partner forums in agreement on important issues.

ResetEra Moderation Staff is Fucking Up Beyond Belief on LGBT+ Issues

You can't be surprised by that. And based on the prior quotes from the old thread, they're a hypocrite and want this swept under the rug as quickly as possible. - She is one of the folks who post regularly on this forum most affected by these issues due to being part of the LGBT+ community -...

www.resetera.com

 

[Captain Manning]

Tyler was afraid cause he was out there trying to feel up on women and people would expose him. Don't believe The Elf for a second.

I am perfectly willing to believe both are true. A theory that Tyler was allowing this to continue for as long as it did to deflect examination of his own sexual proclivities, while being scared shitless of a general revolt, isn't internally inconsistent.

And while I take the Spain story at face value (it was self admitted), I'm STILL not sure what to think about the shower thing.

Mind you, I don't feel sorry for him in the slightest. He allowed that environment to flourish. He gave them the rope to hang himself with. Hell, he even paid for that rope in terms of server costs. I merely point out Isamu is doing the same thing.

Anyways, my point is, if history doesn't outright repeat, it certainly rhymes. Isamu is fucked. I don't care if he's a celibate Buddhist monk. They will find a way to fuck him. If it doesn't involve sexual impropriety, it'll involve gender identity. Or something.

The SJW revolution is a never-ending purity spiral.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Here's a break from KetKatroversy 2019 of a guy getting banned for calling out the blatant hypocrisy of a lot of Era members.

Alright now with that out of the way, back to the crythread.

"Whistleblowers"

She fucking posted that some random mod in a private discord she wasn't supposed to have access to said something mean at one point about a group of people that makes up less than .000000001% of the fucking human population good lord get some fucking perspective.

These people truly believe that someone expressing wrongthink at some point far away from where Era should be able to see it is the biggest controversy of all time.

 

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

Got 'em

 

[Bumwine]

Resetera being devoured from within by an outbreak of tranny tardrage is almost karmic justice

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Got 'em

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Someone should shop Ketkat's avatar on Ed Norton's face and replace the swastika with the Resetera logo

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

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Thank God cognitive dissonance isn't contagious or we'd all be fucked.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I love how 2019 isn't even over yet and we started the year with everything is transphobic, then the non-binaries took over and ran the asylum and now we're finishing on everything is acephobic. The asexuals are now going absolutely insane on Resetera.

These people are like an evolving cancer that eats its prior host before moving on.

And still, Cerium refuses to speak.

The asexuals are unstable because they haven’t figured out that they can calm the fuck down by jerking off.

 

[Harvey Danger]

These people truly believe that someone expressing wrongthink at some point far away from where Era should be able to see it is the biggest controversy of all time.

Bigotry in one place is bigotry everywhere.

The only thing worse is not even getting attention at all!

I, too, hope things will get better for the aces once people start educating themselves about aesthetic-alterouses, hypothetical-sexuals, queer platonic partnerships, ficto-sexualism, homoalterous transfeminines, and sex-repulsed demi-sapphic enbys.

Discussing these in a deadly serious manner can only lead to instant acceptance and support. And if it doesn't, we must purge the bigots, kill their accounts, and burn their lives to the ground.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Cerium's character being questioned but nobody has the balls to post about his gay hating past so far:

 

[Haramburger]

Front page when? @Null

This is beautiful. It's especially beautiful to see a bunch of white men in dresses put a homosexual nigger (Royalan) in his place. Still catching up with the thread.

Front page NOW

Thank your Ooperator for borschtposting and thank @DriveByTrolling for the quality sum-up & storytelling.

 

[AnOminous]

WHERE IS CERIUM?! HE'S LETTING A GAY BLACK MAN DIE ON THE CROSS!

WHERE IS EXCELSIORLEF'S APOLOGY?

Troons don't have to apologize. In the REEEE hierarchy, they are gods. Kings among men.

White troons > white aces > those filthy negroes. Negroes remain at the bottom of the white power hierarchy on REEEE just as in the normal world.

For the new page, Royalan is dead

So the admin staff is one step closer to being a pure white ethnostate. 1488Era!