You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[UnKillFill]

People who are ridiculously obsessed with sportsball in general, but specifically when said people refer to the the team they happen to follow as "we". "We're gonna beat you in the next game, because we just got a new player." Yeah bruh, I'm sure the Cleveland Sportsballers are depending on you to hit the winning game ball through the thing, and they totally consulted you on who to put on the team.

I consider myself a Batman fan, but I don't talk about how "we" are gonna go kick the Riddler's ass, because that would be retarded.

 

[TFT-A9]

What people are able to do this without being stabbed? When I am cooking I usually have access to very large knives and nobody would even think of doing that.

The answer to "too many cooks in the kitchen" is to tell them they aren't getting any if they don't stay the fuck out and let you do your job, usually. No toucha my spaget, it's fine, and don't dump any more vodka in the damn sauce it has enough already.

 

[Ruin]

If you're so fucking fat you need a rascal I at least expect you to know how to drive that shit.

 

[Glitched_Humanity]

>Fat people.
>People on welfare
>People who live in filth
>People who use their kids as a paycheck
>SJWs
>People who say 'cus' or talk in 1337speak irl.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

People who are ridiculously obsessed with sportsball in general, but specifically when said people refer to the the team they happen to follow as "we". "We're gonna beat you in the next game, because we just got a new player." Yeah bruh, I'm sure the Cleveland Sportsballers are depending on you to hit the winning game ball through the thing, and they totally consulted you on who to put on the team.

I consider myself a Batman fan, but I don't talk about how "we" are gonna go kick the Riddler's ass, because that would be exceptional.

many of my normalfag friends are sportballs fans and when they started saying "we" it confused the fuck out of me at first. its almost cult like behavior and it scares me.

speaking of sports fans, female sports fans are the fucking worse. the way they yell or talk about sport is just so off puting.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Commercials. Just commercials in general.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Not chewing with your mouth closed.
People who try to make shit banter. Especially in professional settings, if you're not good at it, don't.
"How do i say '(completely untranslateable)' in (your native language here)?"

Basically lack of decorum in social interaction, yet, i find it funny when it's online.

 

[Count groudon]

>People who say 'cus' or talk in 1337speak irl.

I do this, but it’s because I started doing it ironically and now I can’t stop. I said “lawl” like 15 times yesterday alone, somebody please stop me.



Oh, I also fucking hate when I go in a store and there’s just shit lying everywhere. Whenever I see a bunch of stuff that the surrounding knuckle-dragging retards threw around like feces in a Taco Bell bathroom stall I always stop to try and pick that fuckery up because I know the workers there don’t get paid enough to stop their schedule to deal with it. I dunno when society regressed back into shit-flinging Neanderthals, but I’d very much appreciate it if they’d stop.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

couples who kiss it out during the morrning, on the subway, in rush hour! look, there is a time and place for everything, but dont stand next to me and kiss it out while im on my way to work. i dont want to hear you lips touching eachother every five seconds when i just woken up and about to spent 8-10 hours on a shity job.

 

[Strange Rope Hero]

This alcoholic fuck Brian who snitched on me at work to 12 different fucking managers.
Why is it that when I fuck up it's everyone's business, but when I see him fuck up I don't tell anyone?
Oh yeah, because i'm not a pussy ass little snitch.
Then the motherfucker wants to grab me while i'm walking away and not even looking at him. Fuck you Brian.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

People that can’t hand wash dishes correctly. In the job I work at, I have to hand wash dishes and the person that does the morning shift mostly washes the dishes, but not quite. This means I have to rewash those dishes again, because I don’t want people getting sick. I’m fine doing dishes, but it’s annoying having to rewash dishes I would assume are clean.

I'd like to add on people who leave knives in the soapy water where they're only partly visable. Haven't had that happen in a while thankfully. I like having the standard number of fingers and I assume others do as well.

 

[JambledUpWords]

To add to my dish duty woes, I’m annoyed by people that wash fewer dishes than me, yet use 3X the soap. Do people forget how much soap sponges soak up? I don’t want to worry about dish soap running out as fast, but other people make it hard. I’ve gotten mad enough about it that I’m tempted to tell the person doing the morning shift that I want full control of the dishes. I don’t care if it’s more, at least they will be clean the first time and soap won’t run out as fast.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I fucking hate the homeless anymore. I'm so tired of being mobbed for money or cigarettes or booze every five minutes I'm outside. It's at the point where they don't even politely ask anymore, it's just surly demanding, then a chimpout if they get told no. I'm tired of worthless junkies shooting up and passing out covered in their own vomit and shit inside store bathrooms or near the entrances of businesses. I'm tired of them harassing women (a group of the animals tried setting a fire near my sister's job because she told them they couldn't camp there)

None of them want to get help. None of them are just down on their luck and need a hand. They're all scum sucking leeches that would rather do this than actually get a job or get professional help for their addictions or mental issues.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

Dude, I get so mad when people talk back to me, like, why do I gotta listen to their shit?
Also, trannies and their fucking anger problems. You're not cool for being a bitch, you're a dick, maybe cut that out and why do I gotta take shit for not realizing you changed your name or your fucking pronouns, if I apologize accept the apology first before you try to lecture me on what I did wrong and yes you should accept that apology, because someone fucking bothered being nice to you.
I also can't stand it when people will not follow very simple directions I know they can do, stop trying to be special and just do the thing.
Just man, I so have no tolerance anymore for shit from the people I see day to day.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

I fucking hate the homeless anymore. I'm so tired of being mobbed for money or cigarettes or booze every five minutes I'm outside. It's at the point where they don't even politely ask anymore, it's just surly demanding, then a chimpout if they get told no. I'm tired of worthless junkies shooting up and passing out covered in their own vomit and shit inside store bathrooms or near the entrances of businesses. I'm tired of them harassing women (a group of the animals tried setting a fire near my sister's job because she told them they couldn't camp there)

None of them want to get help. None of them are just down on their luck and need a hand. They're all scum sucking leeches that would rather do this than actually get a job or get professional help for their addictions or mental issues.

A lot of the ones near me are not homeless. they have rooms, either in the hotel the local council uses as emergency accommodation, or in the sheltered housing block for the druggies.

In these cases they have not only a roof over their heads, but their rent paid, food paid for, free prescriptions and cash benefits, but they beg to buy smack.

there was a case a few years back where a couple of rough sleepers died in a fire in an abandoned warehouse they were in. Turns out they both actually had state funded council homes (the Britbong vesrion of Section 8, I guess) but chose not to live in them and to sleep on the streets. So not only were they conning people out of money, they were depriving others of a home they would have actually utilised.

I genuinely cheer inside when we have a cold snap because I hope that more than a few will croak it in the cold. Fuck them

 

[SocknessHunter829]

Kiwi Farms pisses me off.

 

[MrDegeneratman]

I hate people who make their entire personality mocking and doubting themselves. In my friend group, I have to deal with "Am I a terrible person? Am I a good friend?", it gets tiresome trying to make them feel better.

I also despise people who constantly talk about a fandom they're in, like it's the best thing in existence. Like why the fuck are you calling me in the middle of the night about this?

 

[vertexwindi]

Kiwi Farms pisses me off.

Nobody is making you stay.

 

[DrJonesHat]

People who think mental illness is caused by a lack of character.
People who hate a game/movie, and then try to ruin it for everyone else.
Whoever stole my handmade dice deserves to be beaten with a stick.

 

[AprilRains]

People who think mental illness is caused by a lack of character.

When my husband succumbed to paranoid schizophrenia, that was when I finally understood "not guilty by reason of insanity". It wasn't him any more.