Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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We're pretty much just waiting for Bonnie to be created at this point.

This just in: Leaked footage from Hollywood's adaptation of Jerry's shitty comic. I can't believe the entire scene of Bonnie's creation is online now!

(3:30 if the timestamp doesn't work.)
 
Making fun of exceptional individuals on the Internet my friend, ain't it grand?
it gave me an excuse to make this
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exploit it however you please.
 
Hey, Here's a good idea! Instead jerking to your lily hate boner and nitpicking the shit out of her comic that she literally made for fun,(something that is very foreign to alt right cry babies), how you actually get out of you're mother's basement for once and start making a shitty comic of your own?, asshole?



Also please replace that profile picture of your cute wittle anime waifu you like to jack off to if wanna be taken seriously, dickwad.🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕
This guy fucked.
 
So fun story, I’ve been playing Pokémon Sword and just got to the Fairy gym. I was using a certain Pokémon and it evolved into its final stage just before my gift with the last gym trainer before the Leader. And guess what Pokémon they happen to have to fight my newly evolved Pokémon?
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It means nothing, I just hmfound the coincidence humorous.
 


i dont know much about coding but... letters arent code. its a bunch of 0s and 1s.

this would have been the perfect opportunity to have a funny little easter egg. like pull up a text to binary translator and write something like 'what, you expected an easter egg or something?', 'testing the gardeveoir' 'processing data' or just anything... just show that you care a little.


hell if this is a slice of life comic, show some humor in it like a 4th wall break or just when ther needle for the extraction of the dna (or whatever the fuck is happening there) have g, due to nature, make a psychic fost and punch the scientist with it then instantly regret it because 'sorry i dont know what got over me, my mind was on autopilot' or something that resembles humor at least.


If the art aint good, thats fine, mask it up[ with a bit of humor or an easter egg or something to try and have one bit of the comic be quality
Resident biology username here, therefore I am an expert on these things. I swear you put a western blot in your profile picture and they just hand you a diploma. It's weird, and the practice probably warrants investigation.
DNA is a long molecular chain. This chain is made of two halves that run along side each other and are linked to each other, like hotdog buns. Each half is known as RNA, which itself is a long chain of molecular units. Each molecular unit is a nucleotide, and each nucleotide has as base that is either adenine, thymine, cytosine, or guanine. Along the length of the chain any nucleotide can bind to any other nucleotide, but between chains of RNA only certain bases can bond. Adenine can only bond to thymine and via versa. Cytosine can only bond to guanine and visa versa.
When DNA is being sequenced, only one half (one strand of RNA) is used. Because there's a single pairwise connection between nucleotides (square peg goes in square hole, round peg goes in round hole) reading one half tells you the other half. This means you can represent the entire strand of DNA by only using half of it, the RNA. Sequencing DNA is where you get to the point where you record the sequence of nucleotide bases. The bases are abbreviated to A, T, C and G, and that's what's shown on the screen.
In real life full genome sequencing (to the point you can list the nucleotide bases as letters) is an expensive and lengthy process. The kind of DNA analysis that is used in forensic analysis or for ancestry doesn't go down that far. For that much less expensive analysis tools such as blotting, variable number tandem repeat, amplified fragment length polymorphism, or others are used. You don't get the base to base sequence out of these techniques, but the results are enough to get a "DNA fingerprint" of a person or animal which for forensics is all you need.

Computer code on some level is 0's and 1's, or binary, but it's rarely (that is, almost never) read like that. 1's and 0's themselves are an abstraction for "On" and "Off" which themselves are an abstraction for "high" and "low". "High" being a high enough voltage to excite a transistor and cause it to activate, and low being the point in the opposite direction where that doesn't happen. Because binary is already an abstraction, when machine code or the raw representation of data is being represented on a screen it's usually in hexadecimal (base 16) because that is much more compact and legible than binary.
Sidenote, we use base 10 (decimal) in everyday life, that is 0 to 9, and when counting past 9 we put a 1 in the ten's place. Binary has 0 and 1, so counting past one you put a 1 in the two's place. Hexadecimal goes from 0 to F, (0123456789ABCDEF) and counting past F you put a 1 in the sixteen's place.
Base 16 is generally easy to convert to and from with binary. That's because binary values can be divided into nibbles of data (4 numbers in a sequence, either 0's or 1's) that corresponds to a single base 16 digit.
Here's a table that shows various representations of numbers. The binary is broken up with spaces between nibbles. Yes, nibble is the technical term.
DecimalBinaryHexadecimal
810008
111011B
1391000 10118B
You can see on the last row how the binary representation is just the previous two numbers put side by side, which mirrors the hexadecimal representation. This isn't the case with the decimal representation. You can memorize the binary representation of hexadecimal digits and read any binary number into hexadecimal and visa versa easily, but that's not the case with binary.

Computer code written by an actual programmer is usually abstracted further than hexadecimal into something much more human readable, assembly. Assembly itself is abstracted even further to programming languages. You can brows Github if you want to see what those look like. Programming languages are tools that programmers can use to make use of higher level concepts without worrying so much about the implementation that encounters silicon. Programming languages are then translated (compiled) into a form that the hardware can read, except when they're not (as in the case of interpreted languages, or languages that run on a virtual machine). As much as I would love to get into how all of these work and the nitty gritty of an ALU I've taken up enough of your time already.
 
Jerry strikes me as the kind of person who believes he’s entitled to the victory screen of a video game just because he spent money on it. The second the game demands anything from him he either quits or looks for cheats.

In most of the stream clips I’ve seen he usually hacks a bunch of rare candies into his inventory and power levels his Gardevoir so that it rofl stomps the game for him. He can’t even be fucked to play a game for children the way that he was intended to.
 
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Am I missing something here? Like, since when does Lily consider Lucario to be toxic masculinity?
Does Jerry just make up things to get mad about in a video game about anime animals?
 
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Am I missing something here? Like, since when does Lily consider Lucario to be toxic masculinity?
Gallade and him are your most hated pokemons
http://archive.li/1h2gH
but with lucario it's even more superficial, apparently he's masculine and aggressive in appearance
Of course, he has an 87% chance of being male but really? it's not even pokemon's fault, as if only boys like him

most likely because Lucario has a movie and gardevoir doesn't, which would make him more popular than her
Zoroark also has a movie too but is a female
 
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Ay what do you know.
Alright where's that Patch folder, time to make a revision.

"Rebecca Sugar is a pedofork because of a couple of still images that I found sexual despite the context not indicating it as such. Oh no, think of the children."


"UHM, how does my being a SLUT and having PORN that anyone looking up my name on Google can find a point against me? Gosh!"

Let the clock tick, I'm sure someone in his fanbase will get it eventually.
 
"Lily Orchard's Video on Contrapoints is Bitter, Dishonest Trash"
-Vaush
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love this video format

all that is needed to break down a bad argument is simply to hear what is said, especially Lily who as Moviebob speaks fast, with aggressive and full of pseudo-intellectual crap to seem like they have so much authority and information on the subject, but it ends with a word salad full of misinformation

I want Lily to cover more issues outside the safe space she has built with cartoons review, when she gives her opinions on popular franchises like Marvel and current Star War she will find more people who won't just avoid her as the Brony community does.
 
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Ay what do you know.
Alright where's that Patch folder, time to make a revision.
probably should have used the werewolf/dog one so lily wouldn't have posted it cause she'd have needed to explain it.

Anyhow. New comic update in spoiler.
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So...Gardevoir has decided to go in on this Poke-hybrid gambit, even if it ends up being brendel-fly like X-shaped Weaboo joked about. Also in every instance I've ever given blood, had blood drawn, or had to give a blood sample. I was never allowed to handle the blood sample. Once. and I doubt any kind of real life medical resource would allow lily to keep the blood sample, realistically, it would have been disposed of, because blood is a bio-hazardous waste, because I work in retail and blood is classified as bio-hazardous waste in the same way vomit is (I know, powerlevel. Sue me.) also I don't know whether to callout that last panel using a section of a panel from the last comic page as lazy, but the fact that the crop isn't even as tight as it could be certainly shows a lack of effort.
Also-
If I want a child like that, it has to be with someone I love and trust.
I recognise that in the context of the plot, she has no idea whats about to happen. and is certainly involuntary to what G is about to put her through. but the fact that we've never once gotten a sequence where she and mikaila have ever discussed children in any pages of the comic certainly gives off implications.

Oh additionally, I'm just gonna call it here, the scientists are gonna somehow initiate the cloning sequence with out checking to make sure the compiler has only one sample in it, or somehow Gardevoir is gonna put the sample in last second and not fuck up the machine in someway. I'd normally never care about this in other fiction because honestly sometimes breaks from reality must be made to necessitate the progression of a plot, but considering who's writing this comic, the contrivances that have been made to get to this point in the story, plus the continuous mishandling of the " exploration of Power Dynamics." I feel like I basically have to.

Oh also one last thing.
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I don't know how, but I both hate and Pity Gardevoir as a character that exists in a fictional tale created by Lily Orchard. aside from the obvious mary sue shit The character has effectively gotten away with transgressions that in-fiction would get them arrested or otherwise put down, and out of fiction Lily would have verbally crucified any writer trying to pass off an obvious rape metaphor as "not sexual at all for real guys." But also I feel pity because the writer obviously has no plans to have the character experience any meaningful development that lets them grow beyond "self loathing best friend who's also in love with the protagonist" the fact lily has created a list of failed relationships for the character, and this gives me a huge implication that G as a character is a bit of a practice in misery porn. Also I'm pretty sure Gardevoir is in some level a self insert if only because the character gets away with all sorts of bullshit and has a handy out. also the self hatred and other things but no this post is rambling.

Also it's pretty fucking audacious that lily can plan out the base summary of arcs months in advance, flesh them out into comics, give out random irrelvant trivia about how the setting works but then when asked about the potential projectory of a character arc just shrugs and gives no answer.

Shit guys, am I becoming the new 1911JD?
 
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probably should have used the werewolf/dog one so lily wouldn't have posted it cause she'd have needed to explain it.

Anyhow. New comic update in spoiler.
So...Gardevoir has decided to go in on this Poke-hybrid gambit, even if it ends up being brendel-fly like X-shaped Weaboo joked about. Also in every instance I've ever given blood, had blood drawn, or had to give a blood sample. I was never allowed to handle the blood sample. Once. and I doubt any kind of real life medical resource would allow lily to keep the blood sample, realistically, it would have been disposed of, because blood is a bio-hazardous waste, because I work in retail and blood is classified as bio-hazardous waste in the same way vomit is (I know, powerlevel. Sue me.) also I don't know whether to callout that last panel using a section of a panel from the last comic page as lazy, but the fact that the crop isn't even as tight as it could be certainly shows a lack of effort.
Also-

I recognise that in the context of the plot, she has no idea whats about to happen. and is certainly involuntary to what G is about to put her through. but the fact that we've never once gotten a sequence where she and mikaila have ever discussed children in any pages of the comic certainly gives off implications.

Oh additionally, I'm just gonna call it here, the scientists are gonna somehow initiate the cloning sequence with out checking to make sure the compiler has only one sample in it, or somehow Gardevoir is gonna put the sample in last second and not fuck up the machine in someway. I'd normally never care about this in other fiction because honestly sometimes breaks from reality must be made to necessitate the progression of a plot, but considering who's writing this comic, the contrivances that have been made to get to this point in the story, plus the continuous mishandling of the " exploration of Power Dynamics." I feel like I basically have to.

Oh also one last thing.
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I don't know how, but I both hate and Pity Gardevoir as a character that exists in a fictional tale created by Lily Orchard. aside from the obvious mary sue shit The character has effectively gotten away with transgressions that in-fiction would get them arrested or otherwise put down, and out of fiction Lily would have verbally crucified any writer trying to pass off an obvious rape metaphor as "not sexual at all for real guys." But also I feel pity because the writer obviously has no plans to have the character experience any meaningful development that lets them grow beyond "self loathing best friend who's also in love with the protagonist" the fact lily has created a list of failed relationships for the character, and this gives me a huge implication that G as a character is a bit of a practice in misery porn. Also I'm pretty sure Gardevoir is in some level a self insert if only because the character gets away with all sorts of bullshit and has a handy out. also the self hatred and other things but no this post is rambling.

Also it's pretty fucking audacious that lily can plan out the base summary of arcs months in advance, flesh them out into comics, give out random irrelvant trivia about how the setting works but then when asked about the potential projectory of a character arc just shrugs and gives no answer.

Shit guys, am I becoming the new 1911JD?
Missed a perfect fuckin opportunity. God damn do I hate myself.
Not too late I hope.
 
"Lily Orchard's Video on Contrapoints is Bitter, Dishonest Trash"
-Vaush
:popcorn:
Relevant.
 

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The whole video with Contrapoints really shows how badly fractured the LGBT community is.
And once again, had to put in a swipe at Rebecca Sugar even when it makes no sense.
 
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