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tzgnilki said:
guys stop msging hassan, he has nothing to do with dsp

I got a fucking essay from this moron lul
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ya, msging is a waste of time. and besides if you actually take twitch moderation words srsly thats a big joke.

everyone and their mother knows twitch mods/company is just a bunch of children. alot of ppl are tired of them favoring certain streamers and only holding true to their ToS when its convenient for them. fuck twitch, mixer is the gonna be the next big thing
 
PomegranateKing said:
Wait what? There was a time where posting on DSP's twitter timeline was frowned upon, but now multiple kiwis are bugging a twitch employee who was present for a stream because... reasons?

So, how was the texture of the poo? Did you wash your hands afterwards, or is that Ecoli just for show?
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Hassan is literally being paid by a company that some have issues with, it's part of the job description territory for him. The lolcow of the subforum happens to be adjacent here, but I tend to think a devoted thread for this person/topic is more appropriate since there apparently is some supporting back story as to why his denial responses are bullshit in and of themselves.

Luigi's Mansion failed to bring in the tips goal total last time it was streamed but it was right after the Twitch check payment came in so it wasn't the worst timing to try and wrap that one up that week. This week however I bet we get a 'out of money again because I paid my bills and have more coming in due soon, so I really need that money,' hint hint if he gets another slow late stream even if he hits $200 or more in tips during the early stream.
 
Very Honest Content said:
Hassan is literally being paid by a company that some have issues with, it's part of the job description territory for him. The lolcow of the subforum happens to be adjacent here, but I tend to think a devoted thread for this person/topic is more appropriate since there apparently is some supporting back story as to why his denial responses are bullshit in and of themselves.

Luigi's Mansion failed to bring in the tips goal total last time it was streamed but it was right after the Twitch check payment came in so it wasn't the worst timing to try and wrap that one up that week. This week however I bet we get a 'out of money again because I paid my bills and have more coming in due soon, so I really need that money,' hint hint if he gets another slow late stream even if he hits $200 or more in tips during the early stream.
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Think that it is nearing Thanksgiving and we are all wondering how he's gonna weave his usual end of month begging into his yearly Thanksgiving begathon.
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
Think that it is nearing Thanksgiving and we are all wondering how he's gonna weave his usual end of month begging into his yearly Thanksgiving begathon.
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I voted Thanksgiving +/-1 day, but I did so under the impression that required the equivalent of an 'emergency declaration' where the camera is on the entire time he announces the financial crunch. A standard hint hint passive agressive statement that he doesn't understand why it's slow just won't suffice to win the poll vote, at least in my estimation.
 
gaarashatan said:


thats what rly got me. dude says he dont know how the process goes but also basically says that it doesnt matter cause it was said "years" ago
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That reply about years ago could be a meme at this point, since they never punish Phil so his stupidity goes back years.
A more recent one is saying he would beat up that 11 year old girl. Or the transgender joke he was so proud of he posted it on Twitter. Or the 2nd time he called transgender people it.
I think even saying retard got some people in how water.
Let's not forget about the Jasper fundraiser scam, DJRuno scam, Minecraft naming Bits VS Tips scam or the FTC thing.

Hassan is protecting Phil because he's a cuck. If people want to message him take Actually's advice and simply ask where one can contact a person in charge of such complaints, if he says there is no person it's because it's him.
 
Nigel of Ukip said:
That reply about years ago could be a meme at this point, since they never punish Phil so his stupidity goes back years.
A more recent one is saying he would beat up that 11 year old girl. Or the transgender joke he was so proud of he posted it on Twitter. Or the 2nd time he called transgender people it.
I think even saying exceptional individual got some people in how water.
Let's not forget about the Jasper fundraiser scam, DJRuno scam, Minecraft naming Bits VS Tips scam or the FTC thing.

Hassan is protecting Phil because he's a cuck. If people want to message him take Actually's advice and simply ask where one can contact a person in charge of such complaints, if he says there is no person it's because it's him.
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I am not sure if someone clipped or caught Phil saying r.etarded in one of these streams this week. Fuck, even I forgot about it that I can't even remember which one it was. Maybe it was a Death Stranding stream since that seems to be the only game that you can tell he's not having an inch of fun with it.

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mollymawk said:
It happened during the previous streaming session (18th Nov).
https://youtu.be/TipO4Q38bL0?t=888
https://files.catbox.moe/b7uupw.mp3

[21:27:19] [Notification] An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to katsucksdarieloff!
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Nigel of Ukip said:
That reply about years ago could be a meme at this point, since they never punish Phil so his stupidity goes back years.
A more recent one is saying he would beat up that 11 year old girl. Or the transgender joke he was so proud of he posted it on Twitter. Or the 2nd time he called transgender people it.
I think even saying exceptional individual got some people in how water.
Let's not forget about the Jasper fundraiser scam, DJRuno scam, Minecraft naming Bits VS Tips scam or the FTC thing.

Hassan is protecting Phil because he's a cuck. If people want to message him take Actually's advice and simply ask where one can contact a person in charge of such complaints, if he says there is no person it's because it's him.
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as if hell reply, hell just ignore it and hope it goes away. cause if there is a person its probably going to fall back on him since hes likely phils manager.
 
Slander Man said:
Meanwhile on Twitter

Edit: screenshots are out of order, sorry bros
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It's ironic. Twitch staff is filled with /leftypol/ types but they behave like anarcho-capitalists (not sure if that's the right term).

TheKatIsNowGone said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BDjntCLSYKUWow, this footage is amazing. Phil violently shakes a baby trying to "soothe" it and fails to notice that it's only getting more and more upset as he shakes it. How do you not pick up on that at all? I haven't even played the game and I understand the concept of that mini-game.
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If Phil manages to have a child someday, it won't be long until someone contacts social services.
 
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Regulas said:
If Phil manages to have a child someday, it won't be long until someone contacts social services.
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With DSP's whole shpeel about protecting his family, this would make the most sense for him to keep a kid hush hush. A cat just seems ridiculous but a kid I can see why.
Unless the cat is a scapegoat and a cover up at the same time that he has this weird mindset, and the fact he really tried to lump a pet and a baby in the same light. Oh fuck.
 
I hope we've all learned our lesson here: Twitch will do nothing about DSP because, just like the thots, he brings in money.

Either spread some trans/homophobic memes of him and let lefty press bury him in outrage or make Jeff Bezos look bad by letting Twitch run this way.
 
Exceptional Chimp said:
I hope we've all learned our lesson here: Twitch will do nothing about DSP because, just like the thots, he brings in money.

Either spread some trans/homophobic memes of him and let lefty press bury him in outrage or make Jeff Bezos look bad by letting Twitch run this way.
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To be honest I think most of us are aware Twitch wont do anything about it.

I'm very pleased by this honestly, Phil even started saying after the Jeremy interview he can't be canceled, he thinks the meme is real. The fall when it happens will be amazing, and the fall will happen.
 
Trying to push Twitch into doing something about DSP is like trying to force someone to love you.
It's best to just let it happen naturally, and the rewards afterwards will be that much more satisfying.
 
Very Honest Content said:
I voted Thanksgiving +/-1 day, but I did so under the impression that required the equivalent of an 'emergency declaration' where the camera is on the entire time he announces the financial crunch. A standard hint hint passive agressive statement that he doesn't understand why it's slow just won't suffice to win the poll vote, at least in my estimation.
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Oh yeah, this will need to be one of his explicit "I really need your help to pay these taxes" (TM) videos. It doesn't necessarily have to be an off-stream video uploaded to Youtube, but it does have to be its own separate thing if it's on stream. A DSP FiredSyde Chat, if you will.
 
draculapenis said:
side question - does Hassan exclusively manage only the habitual line-steppers?
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I'd like to address this even though I'm sure the number was out of whole cloth. 5% of the site is almost certainly 100% of the site's partners. 90% of the site's streamers get zero viewers when they stream, and the vast majority of the remaining 10% don't get enough to be affiliates much less partners.
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
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I'd like to address this even though I'm sure the number was out of whole cloth. 5% of the site is almost certainly 100% of the site's partners. 90% of the site's streamers get zero viewers when they stream, and the vast majority of the remaining 10% don't get enough to be affiliates much less partners.
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"This dude doesn't quality for that..."

He must not know that DSP has one the best high quality streams. I believe him.
 
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I'd like to address this even though I'm sure the number was out of whole cloth. 5% of the site is almost certainly 100% of the site's partners. 90% of the site's streamers get zero viewers when they stream, and the vast majority of the remaining 10% don't get enough to be affiliates much less partners.
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"I have never interacted with him."

Appreciated, but you don't need to interact with someone to give them preferential treatment. In point of fact, "we never even talked" is one of the first defenses leaped to when accusations arise. I don't need to interact with Phil to do all kinds of things to benefit him, and I don't even work for the platform he uses to scam money from wheelchairs.

All Hassan needs to have done is make reports made against Phil go away, or been ordered to do such and followed said order. No interaction necessary.

Nice weasel language.
 
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