Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Itchibacca or whatever his name is should stop being such a sensitive pussy then if being critiqued for going off the rails to whine about random shit #8,823,430 makes his ovaries vibrate so hard he feels the need to screech about his politics. Like, let the Rat poison itself you massive walking vagina; you don't need to bleat constantly about how you're a good little rightwinger.

I mean fuck, I've known SJWs with thicker skin than you dude if some rando on this shithole of a site got you to menstruate so hard you had to pontificate the exact shade of assmad you got.

When I heard that the audience threatened to walk in SPITE of Disney marketers desperately trying to bribe them to stay and finish the movie, I felt Exogol. You know, that horror, bone rattling amusing joy at seeing something you used to love burn and fuck up on a level beyond words. It was so Exogol to listen to that rumor, which I can actually believe it given JarJar has done sequels to similar fanfare before as he weasels out of being responsible for them.

And if they made two movies out of fear, and JarJar is already planning to throw his writer and other staffers to the wolves to protect his image as a Bootleg of Spielburg... oh I'll need to pull a Yoda and crush my cock with a rock, for maximum pain I must feel to balance this sense of Exogol out.
I've caused chimpouts before but holy shit I think the Kiwi Farms is now super banned from his livejournal or whatever.

Exogol should be defined as Schadenfreude on crack. Not only taking pleasure at someone's suffering, but being nearly orgasmic over it.
 
I've caused chimpouts before but holy shit I think the Kiwi Farms is now super banned from his livejournal or whatever.
If he did, then he's even more of a cowardly cunt than the people he reees at.
Exogol should be defined as Schadenfreude on crack. Not only taking pleasure at someone's suffering, but being nearly orgasmic over it.
Exogol is that feeling when your dickhead of a boss that tried to fire you get brutally fired and destroyed by the company for the crimes they tried to pin on you. It's the feeling of watching a smug cunt's words and actions get thrown back at them one hundredfold as they weep in dismay. It's the feeling Leftist psychopaths get when normal people who disagree with them are broke, their kids starving, and them feeling the need to commit sudoku. It's the feeling of finding out that creepy uncle Jimmy got raped and murdered slowly in prison after he sexually abused you for years.

Exogol is the final word when it comes to feeling good and horrified at the same time for bad things happening to things you despise.
 
Itchibacca or whatever his name is should stop being such a sensitive pussy then if being critiqued for going off the rails to whine about random shit #8,823,430 that makes his ovaries vibrate so hard he feels the need to screech about his politics. Like, let the Rat poison itself you massive walking vagina; you don't need to bleat constantly about how you're a good little rightwinger.
Pointing out and contextualizing consistent patterns of behavior among the Nu-Lucasfilm staff and their affiliates is hardly random or "going off the rails" for a SW-centric blog.

Anyway, if it irritates you that much, it's not like he's the only Disney-critical SW blogger out there, right?

As previously discussed (I think in the Star Trek thread), the TFA X-wing is just old rejected Ralph McQuarrie concept art from the original film recycled as a "new" design. I'm not sure what, if any, in-universe explanation exists for why it was supposed to look that way, but I also don't really understand why space fighters would need wings and intakes either.

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Maybe they're Bussard collectors. 😄

Less facetiously, perhaps the X-Wing was meant to have dual propulsion systems? One for vacuum and one for atmosphere? It certainly looks more capable of functioning like a conventional aircraft with all of its lifting surfaces than either the Y-Wing or A-Wing, which A: lack similar "intake" greeblies and B: are essentially just cockpits and guns welded to a gigantic pair of rocket engines.

That said, what really gets me about the JewJew-Wings, though, is how they redesigned (gotta have that 25% difference) the S-Foils so that they would lie flat alongside each other rather than being stacked one on top of the other as in the original McQuarrie concept and the finished studio models, which essentially meant cutting the wing-area almost in half, and severely compromising the starfighter's sense of visual "balance" as a result:

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Also, on a somewhat unrelated not, it's kind of funny to see that that concept TIE has roughly the same dimensions as the old Kenner toy. 😅
 
Pointing out and contextualizing consistent patterns of behavior among the Nu-Lucasfilm staff and their affiliates is hardly random or "going off the rails" for a SW-centric blog.

Anyway, if it irritates you that much, it's not like he's the only Disney-critical SW blogger out there, right?
lol I didn't even read his shit articles dude; I was pointing out how much of a walking vagina he was that he got assrumbled by one guy in this thread not liking how he writes.

I tend to just stop watching or reading something if it's shit. Why the fuck do you think I'm not paying for shit like Fall of Disney?
 
lol I didn't even read his shit articles dude
I kind of deduced that from your previous comment.

I tend to just stop watching or reading something if it's shit. Why the fuck do you think I'm not paying for shit like Fall of Disney?
You just said that you didn't even read the blog-posts in question...🤔
 
I kind of deduced that from your previous comment.
The one you blithely ignored before venting your own dislike of my statements in a similar manner before implying that I did read him?
You just said that you didn't even read the blog-posts in question...🤔
I didn't, you put words in my mouth by doing the old canard "DON'T LIKE DON'T READ", and my words were basically "yeah, already do that dude I'm not stupid and don't like to waste my time like that, and from what I heard, it sounds a lot like someone I wouldn't read". And since you decided to pull this shit...

A lot of effort to defend some hack using livejournal. Almost like you have something to do with it...
 
I kind of deduced that from your previous comment.

You just said that you didn't even read the blog-posts in question...🤔
Honestly, the content is one part news, five parts blogging. You can just skim the headlines and the sources and dodge a shitload of right-wing virtue signalling.

I eagerly await the hit piece on me.
 
So there's time to get at least a dozen more ending reshoots in at least!

I just watched Doomcock's video on the ending leaks and reshoots. Good lord the Top 3 ending all sound A-TROCIOUS from Rey curb stomping the emporer, to a secret skywalker (fucking mara jade i bet) , to all ghost jedi's vs. palpatine. All of them are fucking dumb.

He even goes into the fact that folks were walking out when the Falcon gets exploded. Priceless.
Are these the same leaks that got posted on 4chan? Because those have always, always been wrong*.

*Except for Snape kills Dumbledore. But that was a book.
 
Are these the same leaks that got posted on 4chan? Because those have always, always been wrong*.

*Except for Snape kills Dumbledore. But that was a book.

This was information was released from people who were going to the film screenings and show multiple endings. Sounds like someone in the screening dept was leaking info on the 3 cuts of the movie being show to test audiences.

No idea if that's the same info on 4chan or not.
 
Are these the same leaks that got posted on 4chan? Because those have always, always been wrong*.

*Except for Snape kills Dumbledore. But that was a book.
I feel like these leaks are trustworthy since JJ's company has a history of being leaky and shitty, plus all of the leaks we've had lined up near perfectly with each other, the trailer, and all the little 'leaks' dropped by the marketing, predicting things like Red 3PO months in advance.
 
A random collection of houseplants and gerbils could make a better Star Wars than Disney.
I honestly would like to see what kind of movie a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters could make.
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Let's see... "30 years later we find Jedi Master Luke Skywalker
at his highly successful Jedi Academy on... Yavin... 40"
? !

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YOU STUPID MONKEY! It was Yavin 4!
And Yavin only has 26 moons!


As previously discussed (I think in the Star Trek thread), the TFA X-wing is just old rejected Ralph McQuarrie concept art from the original film recycled as a "new" design. I'm not sure what, if any, in-universe explanation exists for why it was supposed to look that way, but I also don't really understand why space fighters would need wings and intakes either.

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Yeah, but at least there the engines look like some kind of propulsion vents while the ones on Disney's X-Wings are still spinning turbines that split apart for some fucking reason yet somehow manage to function normally when needed.
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Pointing out and contextualizing consistent patterns of behavior among the Nu-Lucasfilm staff and their affiliates is hardly random or "going off the rails" for a SW-centric blog.

Anyway, if it irritates you that much, it's not like he's the only Disney-critical SW blogger out there, right?

Maybe they're Bussard collectors. 😄

Less facetiously, perhaps the X-Wing was meant to have dual propulsion systems? One for vacuum and one for atmosphere? It certainly looks more capable of functioning like a conventional aircraft with all of its lifting surfaces than either the Y-Wing or A-Wing, which A: lack similar "intake" greeblies and B: are essentially just cockpits and guns welded to a gigantic pair of rocket engines.

That said, what really gets me about the JewJew-Wings, though, is how they redesigned (gotta have that 25% difference) the S-Foils so that they would lie flat alongside each other rather than being stacked one on top of the other as in the original McQuarrie concept and the finished studio models, which essentially meant cutting the wing-area almost in half, and severely compromising the starfighter's sense of visual "balance" as a result:

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Also, on a somewhat unrelated not, it's kind of funny to see that that concept TIE has roughly the same dimensions as the old Kenner toy. 😅
Also 100% this.

Anyway, I've finished reading the Rolling Stones interview with Kathleen Kennedy, and Dear Lord its all kinds of retarded. Beyond retarded I dare say. Its just shameless fart huffing, throwing people under the bus or her showing a disturbing degree of horrifying ignorance in regards to her occupation and SW in general. She fucking thinks nothing was being done with SW for 35 years and thought there was no media outside the OT and PT. She is such a fucking pleb that it seems she doesn't even realize that IX is just a shitty knockoff of Dark Empire and that Star Killer is a shittier knock off of the Star Forge and the Sun Crusher.
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Only reason these movies weren't adaptations of anything was because she thought nothing existed. Would explain why nu-Lucasfilm pumped out so much garbage in just 5 years to dwarf 30 years of media history in numbers alone. Hell she hardly seems aware that even normie-tier mainstrean content like Filoni Wars existed. I might even be inclined to believe that she just stays locked in her office all day and only comes out to tell the crew to add more tentacles or grrrl power. I might go further and suspect that this bitch probably never even watched the OT outside of the premiere of the 1997 special edition release, with her only going to shake hands and kiss ass.

I'm almost certain George picked this retard on purpose now just to fuck with Disney. Either that or she really gives good head. Pretty much why Spielberg kept her around.

Also, in regards to leaks and rumors (take this one with a huge chunk of salt), apparently the Ewoks and an elderly Wicket played by Warwick Davis will be in the film helping Rey with her training. MEMBER THE EWOKS?! I MEMBER! DISNEY MEMBERS!

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In less leak/rumor-related news, that EckartsLadder guy (former major Disney shill turned to the Disillusioned side as of last week) made another video shitting on Disney Wars comics where he reveals that Marvel once again stole even more fan designs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhAyTcsgiXs
Fucking Marvel "artists" just look up and trace pictures they find on Google and Bing. It also turns out that almost every capital ship in these comics and more (if not all of them) are stolen from fanart. Even Dr. Aphra's doing it, with no surprise from me.
 
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Anyway, I've finished reading the Rolling Stones interview with Kathleen Kennedy, and Dear Lord its all kinds of exceptional. Beyond exceptional I dare say. Its just shameless fart huffing, throwing people under the bus or her showing a disturbing degree of horrifying ignorance in regards to her occupation and SW in general. She fucking thinks nothing was being done with SW for 35 years and thought there was no media outside the OT and PT. She is such a fucking pleb that it seems she doesn't even realize that IX is just a shitty knockoff of Dark Empire and that Star Killer is a shittier knock off of the Star Forge and the Sun Crusher.
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Only reason these movies weren't adaptations of anything was because she thought nothing existed. Would explain why nu-Lucasfilm pumped out so much garbage in just 5 years to dwarf 30 years of media history in numbers alone. Hell she hardly seems aware that even normie-tier content like Filoni Wars existed. I might even be inclined to believe that she just stays locked in her office all day and only comes out to tell the crew to add more tentacles or grrrl power. I might go further and suspect that this bitch probably never even watched the OT outside of the premiere of the 1997 special edition release, with her only going to shake hands and kiss ass.

I'm almost certain George picked this exceptional individual on purpose now just to fuck with Disney. Either that or she really gives good head. Pretty much why Spielberg kept her around.

Also, in regards to leaks and rumors (take this one with a huge chunk of salt), apparently the Ewoks and an elderly Wicket played by Warwick Davis will be in the film helping Rey with her training. MEMBER THE EWOKS?! I MEMBER! DISNEY MEMBERS!

Edit:
In less leak/rumor-related news, that EckartsLadder guy (former major Disney shill turned to the Disillusioned side as of last week) made another video shitting on Disney Wars comics where he reveals that Marvel once again stole even more fan designs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhAyTcsgiXs
Fucking Marvel "artists" just look up and trace pictures they find on Google and Bing. It also turns out that almost every capital ship in these comics and more (if not all of them) are stolen from fanart. Even Dr. Aphra's doing it, with no surprise from me.
I refuse to believe anyone at Lucasfilm is actually a professional at this point. How in the ever loving fuck can you run a franchise and know absolutely nothing about it? Either she's lying through her teeth or she's that fucking stupid.
 
When i was a kid i wanted to be obiwan and i had my parents buy lightsabers, action figures the whole nine yard. Other kids at my local schools wanted to be diffrent star wars characters aswell. Everyone you knew atleast had one lego star wars set. The point is that if you look around today you wont see a single kid with a star wars toy. No lightsabers no nothing. If they have star wars legos its for the pt. If they have action figures its for the OT.

If you go to my generation we all hated it and we wish for lucas return except the shills. Both male and female. For the women the comedy is there but not enough romance. For the males its the destruction of a franchise they once loved with stale characters and mary sue writing.
Even the fucking boomers hated it beacuse it killed of their beloved OT team.


How the fuck do you fuck up so badly trying to appeal to everyone that you dont even please people who watch it for the action.By the way disney you wont get the black demographic by having a black guy as a main character main character and having a fat asian bitch wont get the asian market diffrent people like diffrent things you fucking retards. Star wars is loved by white people i dont fucking know or care why it just is.
 
How in the ever loving fuck can you run a franchise and know absolutely nothing about it? Either she's lying through her teeth or she's that fucking stupid.
Corporate America, where the only thing that matters to promotions is who Groomed you.
 
"It's like poetry"

But the OT was about the WWII and Vietnam generations and stuff playing out in the 70s. One of the problems the PT had was it wasnt grounded in that dynamic
That's why Lucas grounded it in the culture of the day, which is especially apparent in ROTS. Like you can read a lot of Vietnam into the OT, you can read a lot of the attitudes of the late 90s into TPM, where you can see worries about the US's role as sole superpower and criticism of its politics (the villain is "Nute Gunray", enough said). AOTC has some criticism of Bush and government unaccountability plus reflects the uncertainty of the post-9/11 era (including fighting on Geonosis, a desert planet, as the "first battle of the Clone Wars", like Afghanistan was the first battleground of the War on Terror). ROTS is totally anti-Bush and criticizes his expansion of government powers and his global wars ("so this is how liberty dies").

At the same time, none of these Star Wars movies bashes you over the head with its politics. As I've said, one thing I'm glad about is Disney's Soy Wars movies is the movies themselves aren't too political and rely on statements by the producers to make them political. Aside from maybe Solo (which no one, including the writers, could decide if the "Droid Lives Matter" droid was a parody or a serious take since the movie's production was a clusterfuck), there's no real blatant insertion of politics into the movies and they don't even have characters with names like Nute Gunray or Lott Dodd in the movies, so no "Tronald Dumpf" or whatever. I don't think the feminism in TLJ is any more blatant than the anti-Bush stuff in ROTS and is only worse because of godawful writing and directing and politically because modern feminism is shit while GW Bush actually was a shit president.
But in the Soviet Union, there was a monopoly. In the global cultural context, most movies of the era (highly popular and highly profitable at the time) are dated (Soviet movie actors were theater actors, and the movies are extremely hammy as a result), but the books hold up, and the songs are fucking awesome. In contrast, Russia's traditional media of the capitalist era has been pure garbage.
Battleship Potemkin is a pretty damn classic silent film (although that's a different style of acting) and it's literal communist propaganda.
 
Battleship Potemkin is a pretty damn classic silent film (although that's a different style of acting) and it's literal communist propaganda.

And political rallies and marches (including those in movies) imitate Leni Riefenstahl's Triumph of the Will to this day despite it being literal Nazi propaganda.
 
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